User talk:Boatvan

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“I think Boatvan is a pretty cool guy. eh makes funnies and doesnt afraid of anything.”

~ <insert name here> on Boatvan

Hey guys![edit source]

Hi im new here. I would appreciate any advice from senior members. Thanks!

--Boatvan 21:09, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome![edit source]

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Hello, Boatvan, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here and ever so occasionally we write something worth reading. Check out Pee Review if writing work seems a bit too much of an effort,

If you need help, ask one of us, or ask on my talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

Just remember the rules, especially the first 3.

Again, Welcome!   --ChiefjusticeDS 20:58, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

So...[edit source]

You said you would like any help you could get, right? So um... On VFD, When you vote delete (or keep for that matter), Put your vote at the bottom of the reast of the votes. the top spot signifies you brought the article to VFD. Also I don't know if you know how to make a link, but if it's an inter-wiki link you don't have to use the http:// web adress. So say you're trying to link to HTBFANJS (How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid) all you have to do is this: [[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]] That would make this: Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Or if you Want the link to say HTBFANJS instead of Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, you do this: [[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|HTBFANJS]], that would make this: HTBFANJS. Get it? Hope I helped.

P.S.

I just had a thought, if you want I can adopt you through the Uncyclopedia Adopt-A-Noob program. Anyway, you can reply here, or at my talk page. --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:53, January 24, 2011 (UTC)