User talk:Big Boss 0
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Shut up meatbag! User: Big Boss 0
Kind Note[edit source]
Please do not tamper with other people's user pages, even if it is part of an agenda. It is considered vandalism. Thank you. -- 02:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Ockenbock's Revenge[edit source]
Okay, I accept. But there are a couple of things which I find quite inaccurate on your declaration of war. First off, you say Metros232 is a friend of yours. He is obviously very pissed off at you, because now you spend all your time looking for my sockpuppets. However, if you do want to feel Ockenbock's revenge, then yes, war will be done.
--Ockenbock 19:05, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
I am NOT YOUR SOCKPUPPET![edit source]
Do you even know WHO I AM? NO YOU DON'T! And I'M TAKING THE SHIT FOR IT NOW! --Defender 911 01:02, 7 May 2007 (UTC)