User talk:Avinalaugh

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Have I got it in for you?

Not at all. I've merely deleted those things - such as Rsybytitus - which fail Uncyclopedia's quality standards (I know - I thought the same thing when I heard we had quality standards, too). If you look at your contributions, you'll see that the vast majority of your contributions haven't been huffed or reverted by anybody at all. As for having it in for you, I had to look at your contributions and sift through my own to work out who you are - I revert/huff stuff that in my 4+ years here I've learned doesn't make the grade, I do not hover over a new user's contributions, rubbing my hands as I cackle maniacally and wait to remove every edit they make. Don't take things personally - virtually everybody gets a lot of their early edits reverted and few first articles survive for long. Most of my own were removed within minutes. If you'd planned on developing any of your articles further, I'll be happy to restore them to your own userspace where they can remain untouched until you're happy to release them back into the big, wide world. Otherwise, remember to use the {{construction}} tag on works in progress, which will give them one week during which they won't be deleted, allowing you to finish them. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:16, April 7, 2010 (UTC)