User talk:Assassin Ali
RAWW --ALI'S GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BALLS BITCH 14:41, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Testing and shit. If you're reading this, you're a cunt and I don't like you. --Assfag Ali, a dumb piece of shit Troll
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Assassin Ali, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! ~
22:17, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
...Also[edit source]
You should try and format your articles in a bit more toned down manner. The huge pictures, the OMG! OMG! etc doesn't add much to the article and will probably drive most people off. I recommend you read the links I left for you. ~ 22:17, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
I resized a few pics, and in future I'll try and make my articles less retarded. Cheers. --ALI'S GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BALLS BITCH 22:55, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, I didn't mean they were restarted, just a bit over the top :) ~
22:56, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
- OK :) Thanks --ALI'S GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BALLS BITCH 22:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC)