User talk:AlkalineAvril

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(Bonner) (Talk) Jul 5, 11:18

Hea, take a chill pill

Regarding things like this. I saw what that IP did, but that's not the way to deal with it. If you respond to idiots like this you only make them think that their views are considered important (which they are not) and that will encourage them to disrupt Uncyc more. We don't want that. The best thing to do with idiots like this is usually to just to revert the edit, and ignore them. If an IP starts making a large number of edits like this, then maybe think about ban patrol, but for just one, well, it's not worth your time. Have fun. :-) MrN 17:51, Jul 5

Avril Lavigne

Hi AlkalineAvril, I like what you did with the Avril Lavigne article. BTW are you the so called "Avril Troll" on Wikipedia? Your page says "AVRIL LAVIGNE ROKZ MY SOCKZ!" like the vandal does. If you are I have to say I admire your work! I tried some vandalism on this site here and I even go it on the main page!! No chance of doing something like that at Wikipedia, eh? Hyper Girl 18:06, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

That's amazing!! How did you make them into text? Can you put it on the main page, that would be a coup d’état Hyper Girl 10:23, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

12 a day!! How many do you have now?? BTW I love what you've done to the article, the colors are great. Hyper Girl 16:03, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Cool story, needs more detail though ^-^ And you seriously have a lot of time on your hands! Over 200!! Do you have MSN? Hyper Girl 16:16, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Doing it now. Hyper Girl 16:22, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Where are you?

Your not responding to email. Hyper Girl 10:32, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey Jess, email when you get back from wherever you've gone. Hyper Girl 15:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT!!1

Your drawing is unbelievable. Make one of RICKROLL'D. 201.15.188.83 01:15, May 21, 2010 (UTC)