User talk:Adremmelech
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This page is Sacred by Satan. Do not edit it or change it in any way. Satan is an acquantance of Simon Cowell. I am also a bad singer, so it will lead to the battle of a pop-prince-of-insults and the prince-of-darkness-for-all-eternity. I have already prepared a performance for him that consists of off-the-beat-by-a-whole-lot music, and some of the ex-american idol contestants.