User talk:A hog staring at a wristwatch

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{{welcomeip}}

BEFORE you continue welcoming IPs I suggest you consult an admin or discuss it at the Village Dump. You are about to create many many pages that will probably never be viewed and will take up space needlessly. ~ 11:02, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay. The editor I welcomed had several edits over a period of several months, so I thought it might be a good idea, and gave it no other consideration. This is brought up at the VD. / A hog staring at a wristwatch 11:28, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Great. Let's wait to see what people think. Thanks. ~ 11:58, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

You actually got the humor part pretty good, the problem wasn't with that. Templates are usually not viewed as something that adds much to the site, we got tons of them. And Famine especially despises them. Other than that, the whole how-to-treat-IPs is a bit of a hot issue as well. So, like I said you don't really have any problem with the humor, just stepped into a bit of a "political" issue. ~ 21:40, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Re:List of Aerosmith Song Titles

You can go ahead and change it if you want. I'm kind of a noob at this. JamesV1 07:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

No problem :) JamesV1 08:00, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Is image inclusion possible from a non-english Wikipedia?

I would like to add an image from the sexy Spanish Uncyclopedia to a fatassed American Uncyclopedia article. Is there a prefixified syntax for including it directly, or need I re-upload the Spanish Uncyclopedia image here? / A hog staring at a wristwatch 01:31, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

I think it would be simpler to just re-upload the image to this language Uncyclopedia. (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 15:21

It's a fucking dance bich!

I'm sorry I called you a bich up there.

I just got in to it. And then it just happend. --Dancing dude 12:01, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

This is so amazing that I have been staring at this for 3 weeks straight. Must sleep now. Thanks! / A hog staring at a wristwatch 13:30, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hi

Today, when I edited your HowTo Bass page (putting on the Band Class Template) I saw your name for what I think is the first time and thought that it's one of the best usernames on the site. And then there you were! Good to meet you, and please come back more often. Nice pages. Aleister 13:38 9 1 '11

Thank you so much. In fairness, I cannot take credit for most of any page on this site.

Oh, your name. I just got the joke! Ha! :) / A hog staring at a wristwatch 13:53, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Although the name is obvious to me, you are the first to actually mention it. I usually just use Aleister now. Hmmm. Care Bear Heroin, have never seen that page. Must go look. As for credit, if you have the best laugh on a particular page, there you go. Aleister 13:56 1 '11