User talk:ACDCPres
Welcome![edit source]
Hello ACDCPres, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about
- The FAQs - a few commonly asked questions answered for your convenience
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
Again, welcome! --
Now I'm sure I know you from somewhere! MrN 
21:30, Jun 2
"I am the new version of Noob9000. I did not know my name was so related to MrN9000, so this was the best I could do." Now you are making me feel really guilty! Only joking. Glad to meet you. You might have cursed that user name in 6 months time when you had been around the site ages. MrN 21:33, Jun 2
Spam![edit source]
Congratulations, you have won some Spam! I have also run out of interesting things to say to the winners! Both are not surprises!
Anyway, enjoy!--
21:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)