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Hello, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559(the end), and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Also: wow, there is no way I'm ever typing that username out in full! --UU - natter 12:03, May 12

Only 180 decimal numbers? --Schabeindividuum 15:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

i remember only this much of the 100 billion i've got :P 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559(the end) 16:47, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

signature

Are you getting one? --Docile hippopotamus 08:26, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

sure......but how??3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559(the end) 10:06, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

See here. The best way to start a sig is to look through the forums, find someone's sig you like the look of, edit the page, see where their sig is stored (for instance, mine is here), go to that page, view the source, copy the code, paste it to your own sig page (say, User:3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559/sig), then play around with it to your heart's content. Make sure it conforms to the rules though - you'll have to abbreviate a tad. Have fun! --UU - natter 10:26, May 20

Its fairly complicated. But i will try it sometime.a pi f%&ker 11:41, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

sockpuppet of an unregistered user might be able to make a signature for you. Ask SOAUU on SOAUU's talk page. --Docile hippopotamus 12:23, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

OH JESUS

Your userpage...you might want to ask someone to clear it up. *scrubs brains from wall*

:P--UnEditor510 ^{drop us a line, mate} 18:13, July 4, 2010 (UTC)