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The incredible adventures of Mick James and the Pooch

Mick James was born in Germany from his father Chuck Norris and his mother James Bond (cause we all know he is a woman). He was expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry publicly denouncing Harry Potter. Alone and on the streets at the age of 3.5, Mick James developed a tumour. He called it Poochinella. Mick and Pooch became best friends even though the tumour was in fact killing him (slowly). Eventually he met his long lost brother (from another mother) Nick. Nick (who had previously battled his father Chuck Norris) removed the tumour giving it legs and hands. It was incredibly ugly. Little did Pooch know that he would live alone and outcast untill finally geting a job playing Golum in the movie Lord of the Rings. So Mick and Pooch grew up as fine wizards (not so much Pooch).

Then began the great pectorial game where many a good man was injured by several pectorial slaps. It was there where Mick James and the Pooch met their evil nemisis Joe Black. Joe Black had preiously wounded Mick's brother (from another mother) Nick. In retaliation Mick and the Pooch stretched Joe Black untill he was twice as tall as a tree and planted him in the forests of that park in Newington.

On their way back they took a plane ride. It just so happened that there were snakes on that plane. But Mick and Pooch pectorial slapped them. They then made a ladder out of their excess toenail clippings and climbed out of the moving plane. However Chuck Norris was still angry about Mick getting kicked out of Hogwarts so he decided to cut the ladder. Mick and the Pooch fell and landed on the Pooch's forehead making it incredibly large. They recovered at St Mungo's.

They met a Buddhist Red-head fortune teller. His name was Shorty Nitititikitipingpong. He said that they would die in an epic battle of phenomenal proportions. They became very worried untill they discovered that the fortune teller was on crack.

They died quietly in a planet far far away. (but thats another story...