User talk:.JOSH.
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- Hello .JOSH., and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
- So what's this message all about?
- I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise you'll get into trouble with these guys faster than I did... :(
- Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
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- - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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