User talk:'Weird Al' Yankovic

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Mr. Yankovic Sir

Please refrain from messing with articles, such as redirecting to their talk pages etc. You want something done? Go through the proper channels, such as nomming them on VFD. Consider this an official warning. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my FENCE JUMPER? 22:13, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Same goes for reverting me without a very good reason. We don't want to swamp the new users with tons of information. Leave the welcome template as it is please. ~ Mordillo where is my FENCE JUMPER? 17:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Apparently Mr. Wierd Al is back

Hence your redirects from his userpage and talkpage are terminated. Thank you citizen. ~ 16:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)