User:Zombiebaron/wip/Zombie Cannon

The Zombie Cannon is "the end of warfare" according to the Canadian International Commitee of Statements to Uncyclopedia.

History

The conquest of The Globe is a goal held by many of The Globe's citizens. That is what leads us, the humans and the super intelligent invisible monkies of Earth, to go to war. War leads to a desire for weapons. And a desire for weapons leads to a desire for better weapons. This is called the "If You Give a Mouse a Gun" effect of human psychology. Between the years of 1956 and 2004 many countries, and some small off shore oil rigs, all worked seperatly trying to discover the "Final Weapon", the weapon that was better then any weapon could ever be. On October 31st 2004, in the country-side north of Ottawa, Canada, the "Final Weapon" was invented, and named The Zombie Cannon.