User:Zombiebaron/wip/Helter Skelter
THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS, GO AWAY
“Look out helter skelter helter skelter helter skelter”
Helter Skelter is The One Great War, fortold by Jesus Christ in his love poem, entitled Helter Skelter, which he wrote upon first meeting Beelzebub, his sister and future wife. The poem, similar to The Song of Songs, in that it is both a poem and a song, tells of the great war. The song tells the listener (in its own words) "Look out cause here she comes", which is a warning to the listener. The main idea of the song is that the black people, to long pressed under the heal of the white man, would rebel and kill the white men, this is fortold by the lines "When I get to the bottom/I go back to the top of the slide". However the next two lines fortell of the black man losing that power, and their dignity and reverting back to apes, "Where I stop and turn/and I go for a ride". Then in his grand finale, Jesus shows how the black man will be crushed by some large powerful object, possibly a metor reminicent of that which killed the dinosaurs, as demonstared by "I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you". As his song ends Jesus offers a cryptic message, letting the listener know what it is they must do, beggining with the listeners cry of "Tell me tell me tell me the answer", Jesus responds with "You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer".
Helter Skelter in the Modern Day[edit | edit source]
As Jesus's great work was only recently discovered, it is notable that The Four Angels of Death (Paul, John, George, and Ringo), commanded by their leader The Fifth Angel of Death (Charlie), created the well knowen rock and roll version of the song. The plan was that the last line, "You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer" would instruct all the faithful to meet at The Disc o' Hall in Portland, Oregon. Charlie was going to lead the faithful men and women into the Mohave Desert, where they would enter his underground home, a golden city. However the only person to arrive was a grizzly bear, who proceded to maul a table.