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Log file opened at: 7/7/06 11:13:06 AM
*** Topic for #uncyclopedia: Uncyclopedia: Stomping Turtles Since 2005
*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by rcmurphy on Thursday, July 6, 2006 8:16:16 PM
#uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron acidrock anidnmeno gokarter641 Mandaliet Rev_zim rwg Emmanuel_Chanel Sikon carl Morlark sannse_awayabit apecat MoneySign richjkl katieaway nsh wolf Bradsleep Olathe
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gokarter64: was he now?
Rev_zim: zo!
gokarter64: oh, and hello you two.
Rev_zim: you may askm who cares?
acidrock: hmm?
Zombiebaro: *ahem*
Zombiebaron taps foot
Zombiebaro: *AHEM*
gokarter64: ...wha...?
Zombiebaron slowly pulls a revolver out of his pants
Zombiebaro: SOMEONE SAY HELLO TO ME OR ZIMMY DIES
Rev_zim: sorry, had a cat-related emergency
Zombiebaron levels the revolver at zimmy's head
Zombiebaro: ...
gokarter64: oh my god oh my god oh my god
Zombiebaro: don't make me shoot
gokarter64: ...hi...
Rev_zim: ok, fine
Zombiebaro: :D
Rev_zim puts cat back in oven
gokarter64: whew....
Zombiebaro: heh
Rev_zim: lol
Zombiebaro: okay, so who is this gokart guy?
gokarter64: oh, i'm s orelieved the cat will be toasty...
gokarter64: I'm mad n00b
Zombiebaro: what makes him tick?
Zombiebaro: mad cause you were banned?
Zombiebaro: mad cause youre insane?
Rev_zim: were you banned?
Zombiebaro: mad cause you make hats?
Zombiebaro: mad cause you're not me?
Zombiebaro: mad cause I should stop this now?
Rev_zim: you make hats? you're not him?
Zombiebaro: mad cause I wont?
Rev_zim: I wasn't worried, Canadians don't know how to operate guns
Zombiebaro: SPEAK MAN SPEAK
Zombiebaro: zim: oh really...
gokarter64: I...uh, er-ahhh...
Zombiebaron dons a zoot suit
Rev_zim: lol
Zombiebaron takes off the zoot suit
Zombiebaro: there
Zombiebaro: I operated a zoot suit
Rev_zim: If i ever perform, I'll wear a zoot suit
Zombiebaro: good call
Rev_zim pats Zombiebaron on back
Zombiebaro: 10-4 good buddy
Rev_zim: thanks, I appreciate your support
Zombiebaro: i have more links then chron!
Zombiebaro: check it out!
Rev_zim: impressive
gokarter64: ...?
Rev_zim: ...? ?
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Mostlinked&limit=500&offset=0
Zombiebaro: there you go gokarter
Zombiebaro: now use the seach command to find my name
Mandaliet: gogo karter
gokarter64: old on
Zombiebaro: GO GO GADGET GO KART
gokarter64: *hold
gokarter641 starts theme song CD
Zombiebaro: ...
Mandaliet: Zombiebaron: did you know about this? http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Dn-L
Zombiebaro: Man: One sec
Rev_zim pops in Steely Dan CD
gokarter64: ood call
gokarter64: *good call
Zombiebaro: Man: Heh
Zombiebaro: looks like no one liked the idea
Mandaliet: nope
Zombiebaro: and now they wanna delete Mhaille's original article
Mandaliet: especially not me
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Mandaliet: what, that was Mhaille?
Zombiebaro: so he says
Rev_zim: I'm old enough to remember when Steelly Dan was new
Mandaliet: well dizzamn
gokarter64: ...wow, man...
Mandaliet: how shameful
Zombiebaro: Man: It was Mhaille
gokarter64: that's damn ancient
Rev_zim: yessuh
Zombiebaro: go: He has 20 year old kids
Zombiebaro: so yah, zim is old
gokarter64: oh day-um
Rev_zim: that's why I'm not banned..... all feel sorry for this geezer
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
gokarter64: Zomb: Canadian, eh?
Rev_zim: 30, Zombiebaron
gokarter64: hah!
Zombiebaro: what?
Rev_zim: 29 and 30
Zombiebaro: you don't like Canadians?
gokarter64: no, no
Rev_zim: I love everybody
gokarter64: there's nothing wrong with you!
Mandaliet: damn, Rev, you got going quickly
gokarter64: yeah
gokarter64: loving everybody is where it's at
Rev_zim: heh heh
Zombiebaro: hippie
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Zombiebaron plays Led Zeppelin louder
Rev_zim: I look like a hippie, anyeat
Rev_zim: anyway*
Mandaliet: oh shit... it's Olipro...
Zombiebaro: I have an afro, bitch
Rev_zim: Oli!
Zombiebaro: RUN RUN RUN ITS OLI
Zombiebaro: HEAD FOR THE HILLS
Rev_zim: afros rock!
Zombiebaro: hey oli
Olipro: I have horrible ping
Rev_zim: uh oh
Rev_zim: still using diaup?
Rev_zim: dialup*
Olipro: *sob* yes
PING delay for Olipro: 4 seconds
Olipro: no, I subverted the ping
Zombiebaro: heh 4 second lag Oli
Olipro: one sec
Rev_zim: ouch
gokarter64: whoop, gotta go do that "work" thing
Rev_zim: brb
gokarter64: yeah,
Olipro: more like 8...
gokarter64: G2G!
PING delay for Olipro: 5 seconds
Olipro: gaylegs :@
Zombiebaro: PING delay for Olipro: 5 seconds
Zombiebaron goes off to get food
Zombiebaro: I will then attempt to finish an article I've been working on for ove a month
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: over, even
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Mandaliet: hmm, I never noticed that Opera turns D: into a smiley (or non-smiley) until now
Mandaliet: wait, nothing happened
Mandaliet: D-:
Mandaliet: ;wonders what Olipro typed
Mandaliet: er
Mandaliet wonders what Olipro typed
Olipro: what's that doughboy?
Olipro knows american culture! (pillsbury)
Mandaliet: heh
Mandaliet: what did you type after "gaylegs"?
Olipro: : @
Olipro: but no space
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Mandaliet: :@
Mandaliet: what? that don't make no sense
Mandaliet: it turns it into something that looks like "D:"
Silekzero: Hi there, any idea what happened to the german site?
Olipro slaps Mandaliet
Mandaliet: ow
Olipro: rock out with your cock out
Olipro: hang out with your wang out
Mandaliet: yessir
Olipro: Silekzero: it was taken down by the Bundes Kriminal Amt
Olipro: you should probably turn yourself in
Olipro: or attempt to get away
Olipro: sorry, I'm being cruel
Olipro: I have no idea why
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Mandaliet: you bastard!
Olipro: you rang?
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Rev_zim: doughboy! HAH!
Mandaliet: no, not really
Silekzero: @Olipro: okay. was shocked for a moment.
Rev_zim: Oli: do any UKers actually use that term?
Olipro: doughboy?
Rev_zim: yes
Olipro: yes
Rev_zim: LMSO!
Olipro: not pillsbury though
Rev_zim: refering to Yanks, I assume
Olipro: Mandaliet: sorry for calling you doughboy
Olipro: I can see why you might take offense :(
Olipro: wait... I didn't mean that like that
Olipro puts other foot in mouth
Rev_zim: yes you did, limey fuck... oops! sorry, that slipped out
Olipro: haha
Olipro: actually, I really didn't
Olipro: for a single odd occasion
Mandaliet wonders what's going on
Mandaliet didn't take offense, being used to it
Rev_zim: I know, I just wanted an opportunity to use the word 'Limey' lol
Olipro: haha
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Olipro: poor Silek
Rev_zim: I can see by what you carry that you come from Barry town
Olipro: he thought that the german uncyc had been taked down by the german anti-terrorist force
Rev_zim: heh heh
Rev_zim: swriously?
Olipro: <Silekzero> @Olipro: okay. was shocked for a moment.
Rev_zim: jesus
Olipro: I could imagine you'd probably shit yourself if you thought something you were involved in got busted by the Bundes Kriminal Amt (BKA)
Rev_zim: did you note your mention in my article?
Olipro: my internet has been so shit
Olipro: I haven't had time
Olipro: but I will now
Rev_zim: I empathise with you, brother
rwg: I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE
Mandaliet: "Was frueher die Gestapo war ist heut' das BKA" - WIZO
rwg: hahaha
Rev_zim: who's wizo? that'd make a cool nick
Rev_zim: Oli: did you note your mention in my article?
rwg: --- [wizo] (n=blah@203.122.114.209) : wizo
rwg: --- [wizo] irc.freenode.net :http://freenode.net/
rwg: --- [WIZO] End of WHOIS list.
Mandaliet: German punk-rock band
Rev_zim: ah
rwg: wizo is blah\
Mandaliet: I like a few of their songs
Olipro: Rev_zim: what article(s) is it?
Rev_zim: not my type of music, but I suppor punk on principle
Rev_zim: support*
Rev_zim: Oli: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:UnNews_Public_Radio_relocates%2C_installs_UTF-8_audio_upgrade#Sources
Olipro: heh, yeah, found it
Rev_zim: I hope you're flattered ;)
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Olipro: very :P
Olipro: you know, since being pissed on by my ISP and moving to dial-up
Olipro: I haven't been having much luck with the old file uploadification
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Rev_zim: I remeber habing that problem as well, Oli
Rev_zim: david?
Olipro: would you mind terribly if I compressed the shit out of my audio files (rar, zip, tar etc) and e-mail them to you
Rev_zim: mail away
Rev_zim: zip is easist for me
Olipro: cheers, I'll send you my "4th of July special" later
Olipro: it's a little late, but circumstances being what they are... :)
Rev_zim: please do! I'm looking forward to it
rwg: Beretta 92F
Rev_zim: a gun?
rwg: :)
Mandaliet: oh fuck, not DavidGerard...
DavidGerar: shit, that bastard
Rev_zim: Oli: if I don't need to uncompress, I don't care which format, otherwise, zip is easiest, especially since I'm a little baked
DavidGerard is tempted to follow up with [[Drugs, Dancing, Dissolution and Fucking Pride]]
Olipro: I figured that was a bit too light for you... I was thinking something harsher like [[holocaust pride]]
Rev_zim: HAH!
Mandaliet: I participated in the Holocaust and all I got was this dumb shirt
Olipro: you thought cancer porn was evil
Olipro: I think you'd beat satan with that article
Rev_zim: LMSO!!!
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Mandaliet: hmm, Zim laughed his socks off
Olipro: Mandaliet: more like; I participated in the Holocaust, and all I got was this dumb Zyklon B
Mandaliet wonders what a Zyklon B is
Olipro: should I put myself in for psychiatric observation now... or later?
Mandaliet: later
Olipro: Mandaliet: it's hydrogen cyanide; no prizes for guessing what they used that for
Rev_zim: scrotum, actually
Mandaliet: oh, they used it for scrotum
Olipro: maybe I should be equally evil and make an article claiming Zyklon B was an antidepressant
Olipro: that the Nazis delivered as a gas
Rev_zim: no, LMSO = LM scrotum O
Rev_zim: yeah, and antidepressant for Aryans
Mandaliet: hmm, I was thinking of the Nazis wearing that shirt, not the victims
Rev_zim: if the Jews get the gas, the Nazi's are less depressed
Olipro: Rev_zim: no, aryans do not need Zyklon B because their master race never gets depressed of course!
Rev_zim: right, what was I thinking
Olipro: :P
Olipro: I should probably go to church more to make up for my evil ideas
Rev_zim: :b
Rev_zim: no need, I'll forgive all your sins
Rev_zim: do you have pay-pal?
Mandaliet: yeah... the Catholic church would be fine for your Nazi crimes
Olipro: haha
Rev_zim: true Mandy
Olipro: oh Mandy...
Rev_zim: you came
Olipro: you came and forgave all my sins
Rev_zim: ugh
Rev_zim: I love it
Olipro: then I sent you away... oh mandy
Mandaliet: hmm
Rev_zim: fine, let Mandaliet bless you
Olipro: I'm moving to AOL now
Olipro: I've been borrowing a friend's dial-up account for the past few days
Olipro: so now I'm using a bollocks AOL 1-month trial
Olipro: after the crap installs
Rev_zim: AOL is purgatory
Olipro: I detest AOL
Rev_zim: bollocks... another great word
Olipro: hehe
Olipro: 'hateful shitcakes' is a recent addition to my vocabulary
Rev_zim: wow, that's harsh! I like it
Rev_zim: what the hell does it mean?
Olipro: I dislike going on MSN because I only end up talking to a bunch of hateful shitcakes
Rev_zim: damn, I saw my brother on the 4th, I wish I could have called him hateful shitcakes... he's have laughed his ass off
Olipro: "you're such a hateful shitcake" :P
Olipro: shitcake, shitbag
Olipro: all good terms of abuse :)
Rev_zim commits 'hateful shitcakes' to memory
Olipro: hateful can of course be replaced with almost anything
Olipro: 'miserable shitcake'
Olipro: 'useless fucking shitcake'
Olipro: 'ugly shitcake'
Rev_zim: Used in combination with 'beef ring', I could potentially kill diMario with it
Mandaliet: "Jewish shitcake"
Olipro: in my case; 'evil shitcake'
Olipro: haha
Olipro: right... time to test this gay shitcake AOL software :P
Olipro: be back soon... with any luck
Rev_zim: see you, then]
Rev_zim: Chunnakuh shitcake
Rev_zim: a heavy metal band
Mandaliet: heavy metal shitcake
Rev_zim: ==Channukah Shitcake: Pedestrian hero==
Mandaliet: hmm
Rev_zim: or stripper
Mandaliet: pedestrian stripper?
Rev_zim: ==French stripper Channukah Shitcake donated body to Scientology==
Rev_zim: donates*
Rev_zim: for UnNews... I'll do it!
Mandaliet: yay
Rev_zim: I'm very sick
Mandaliet: like Nixon was sick
Mandaliet: speaking of sick, I had the worst breakfast ever
Mandaliet: there was no milk so I poured hot chocolate onto my cereal
Mandaliet: this did not work out well
Rev_zim: yuck
Rev_zim: breakfast is against my religion
Sikon: http://meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/Uncyc_QDB
Mandaliet: you must get dizzy a lot
Sikon: expand! expand! expand!
Rev_zim: I'm continuously dizzy
Mandaliet: oh, that still says disgustion
Rev_zim: Sikon: I'd love to, but my plate is full just now
Mandaliet: Login error: There is no user by the name "Mandaliet". Check your spelling, or create a new account.
Mandaliet: what the buttfuck?
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Mandaliet wonders if they reverted Uncyclomedia to nothing or something
Rev_zim: what's that supposed to mean, Willis?
Mandaliet: who's Willis?
Rev_zim: I forget... never mind
Mandaliet: oh
Mandaliet: well, what the crap
Mandaliet: someone must've deleted my account
Rev_zim: right, crap
Rev_zim: bastards
Rev_zim: they killed kenny too
Mandaliet: :(
Rev_zim: :[
Rev_zim: :]
Mandaliet: robot smile
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anidnmeno: jam
slif3r: hi
slif3r: poseidon is back on VFH
anidnmeno: where'd your nick come from?
slif3r: Dunno
slif3r: Poseidon is 'new and improved'. somewhat
slif3r: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Poseidonbook.jpg
slif3r: bye
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Rev_zim: slif needs therapy
Mandaliet: don't we all?
anidnmeno: i need the rapy
Rev_zim: absolutely
Sikon: Mandaliey
Sikon: Mandaliet
Sikon: when UnMeta was moved, the user accounts weren't
Sikon: so you have to re-register
Mandaliet: I see...
Mandaliet: but it still has my stuff up so I was confused
Rev_zim: do you have to re-un-resgister first?
Mandaliet: and I just edited my user page before I saw that: http://meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/User:Mandaliet
ZB|Away walks back into the picture fram
ZB|Away: frame, even
*** ZB|Away is now known as Zombiebaron
Zombiebaron sits down
Mandaliet: FRAM! FRAM! FRAM! FRAM!
Mandaliet: so anyway, I'm gonna go now
anidnmeno: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Euripides
anidnmeno: YAY!!!!
Zombiebaro: nice
Mandaliet: what's an abjad?
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anidnmeno: hmm
Rev_zim: euripides pants
Zombiebaro: I saw that joke in a book
Zombiebaro: I foget witch one, zim
Rev_zim: I saw it on Hill Street Blues
Rev_zim: Bruce Weitzel (I think that's his last name) said it
Mandaliet: well,
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Zombiebaron wonders if leaving "Welcome!" messages on the user talk pages of the first 62 users (you know which ones he means) would be ethical
Rev_zim: I don't know which he means
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Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Listusers&limit=50&offset=0
Tayor: ugh..parenting your cousings...
Zombiebaro: there are more on the next page too zimmy baby
Zombiebaro: and we don't know how to delete accounts
Tayor: hey zombie
Tayor: rob sombie....
Tayor: z
Tayor: with a z
Zombiebaro: ...
Tayor: *
Zombiebaro: Tayor how old are you?
Zombiebaro: (you can make something up, but make it close, eh?)
Tayor: 19
Tayor: I am 1
Tayor: 9
Tayor: oops
Tayor: 19
Tayor: hehe
Tayor looks around
Zombiebaro: you see, thats the problem right there
Zombiebaro: what you just said, all that crap, is annoying
Tayor: hmm
Tayor: sorry
Zombiebaro: I'm gonna ask you nicely to please cut down on that
Zombiebaro: thanks
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Tayor: OLI
Zombiebaro: Oli
Tayor: !!!!
Rev_zim: il!!!O
Tayor: hi there
Rev_zim: permutations
Rev_zim: hi Tayor
Tayor: hey zim, how are you today
Zombiebaro: Zim: Did you see the users im talking about?
Olipro: man that took so much fucking around
Olipro: wanky piece of shit
Zombiebaro: what?
Olipro: AOL
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: you're on AOL?
Olipro: put it on a laptop
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Olipro: setting it up as a shared connection... fucking agony
Olipro: I hate AOL
Olipro: but it's free
Zombiebaron spams recent change
Rev_zim: Zombiebaron: no, sorry, I'm distracted
Zombiebaron is not trying to inflate his ego by trying to beat Todd
Zombiebaro: :)
Rev_zim: what's all this, then?
Zombiebaro: all what?
Zombiebaro: are you not watching me spam the recent changes?
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anidnmeno: tayor was here?
Olipro: the key word being *was*
Olipro: well, seeing as I've got the wonderful gayness that is AOL
Olipro: I can stay connected forever
Olipro laughs maniacally
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: oli is laughing
Olipro: if someone tells me they've got a time cut-off I'll stab them
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Rev_zim hands Oli the pipe
Zombiebaro: hey look, its a lurker
Rev_zim: this is some exquiste stuff
Zombiebaro: I've never seen him talk
Olipro draws a long deep breath
rwg starts dumping buckets of gold in the channel
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Zombiebaron spams recent changes with his welcomes
Tayor: good...igoota go already
Olathe collects the gold.
Tayor: bye then
Zombiebaro: we should have a welcoming comittee
Rev_zim: bye Tayor
Olipro: going already?
Tayor: I suggested that before Sombie
Tayor: they don't go for it
Tayor: Z
Zombiebaro: the Uncyclopedia Goodbye Club
Tayor: sorry..
Zombiebaro: thats what we could call it
Tayor: yes Oli
Rev_zim: by then, you're already banned
Tayor: malheuresment
Rev_zim: is that a word?
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Olipro: a french one
Zombiebaro: zim: who'se banned?
Rev_zim: people in the goodbye club
Zombiebaro: oh
Zombiebaro: I thought that would be a goodname for the welcoming commitee
Zombiebaro: cause its misleading
Rev_zim: it would work, I agree
Zombiebaro: im to lazy to make a forum about it
Zombiebaro: zim can do it if he want
Zombiebaro: or someone else
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Rev_zim: I'm even lazier
Tayor: I will have to go agian soon
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:51k0n_0n_Wh3375
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: crazy Sikon
Rev_zim: I've got to go, probably be back later... takd care kids
Zombiebaro: can someone tell me how Todd got so many links?
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Tayor: A;LRIGHT i HAVE TO GO
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Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: I think we're alone now
Zombiebaro: something something something teenage sex
Olipro: :\
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: QDB'D
Zombiebaron felates his ego
Olipro: fellating yourself... nice
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Tayor: spastic leaving will yet again happen soon
Zombiebaro: ...
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Zombiebaro: so why did you even join?
Zombiebaro: if you know you're gonna leave in 2 minutes
Zombiebaro: Its a waste of time and keystrokes
Zombiebaro: just watch porn for 2 minutes
Zombiebaro: hey anidn
Olipro: and Zombiebaron doesn't really want to talk to you
Zombiebaro: no...
Zombiebaro: I just find her leaving and coming in every 2 minutes to be annoying
Tayor: ANIDN!!!!!
Zombiebaro: not that I don't find lurkers annoying to
Tayor: Zombie--I joined cuz I like to try and see how long I can sneak being on here
Tayor: that is why
Zombiebaro: ...
Tayor: heh, i know it sounds odd
Zombiebaro: seems like you're using me, Tayor
Zombiebaro: using me for you're own evil ends
Tayor gasps
Tayor: how did you figure itout?
Tayor: zi planned it allout
Tayor: ugh
Tayor: typing
Tayor: so...
anidnmeno: TAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anidnmeno: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tayor: i don't htink Zombie likes me that much
Tayor: ANIDN!!!!!!
Zombiebaron grasps
Zombiebaro: no Tayor, I'm just in a bad mood
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Zombiebaro: and she left
Zombiebaro: what a treat
Zombiebaro: :)
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Tayor: leaving that time was an accident
Zombiebaron is now 31 links ahead of Hinoa
Olipro: Zombiebaron: it's your, not you're
Olipro: your mum thinks you're an idiot
Olipro: amusing examples abount!
Tayor: hehe..mum
Zombiebaro: Oli you grammar nazi
Zombiebaro: NO GRAMMAR FOR YOU
Zombiebaron spells the Canadain way
Olipro: I fucked your mum which probably means you're pretty upset
Tayor: alright..
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Olipro: Tayor: yes, MUM
Olipro: not MOM
Olipro: :P
Zombiebaro: mum's the word boys
Olipro: Crazy Canadia
Zombiebaro: HA
Olipro: Canadians from Canadia
Zombiebaro: you fogot the n
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: damnit
Zombiebaro: rashinilzaiont
Zombiebaron is in 7th place on the slut list
Olipro: are you canadian french?
Zombiebaro: nope
Olipro: good
Olipro: :P
Zombiebaro: I'm from Ontario
Zombiebaro: French Sucks Ballz
Olipro: it's bad enough being canadian... but imagine being french too
Olipro: :P
Zombiebaro: damnit Codine is like 100 links ahead of me
Zombiebaro: I wonder...if I were to add an invisible link to my userpage into Todd's sig...nawwww...
Olipro: cheeky...
Zombiebaro: heh
Olipro: you should SOOO do it
Zombiebaro: his is only one letter
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Zombiebaro: where do I hide a link?
Olipro: 1x1 square...
Zombiebaro: paste what I gotta do
Zombiebaro: and I'll add it to Mhaille's
Zombiebaro: he's in second place
Zombiebaro: although his plus mine is still no match of Todd
Zombiebaro: hmmmm...maybe if I got a bunch of people to /all/ add me to their sig
Zombiebaro: meh
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Zombiebaro: stupid ideas
Zombiebaro: Bobbobbob and Simmy are tied
Olipro: you know, if you go up for sysop again
Olipro: I might vote For
Zombiebaro: who me?
Olipro: yes
Zombiebaro: thats very kind of you Oli
Zombiebaro: I would likewise vote for you
Olipro: heh
Zombiebaro: althought I would probably say "NO ONE EXPECTS THE BLOODY CANADIANS" in my vote
Zombiebaro: :)
Olipro: heh, I like the merit system
Zombiebaro: define: merit system
Zombiebaro: please
Olipro: but kissing arse to misappropriate votes works also :P
Zombiebaro: wait, did you just insult me?
Zombiebaron hurts
Olipro: no, I didn't
Olipro: I did make a joke though
Zombiebaro: please explain it to a poor ingrate
Olipro: that ruins it
Zombiebaro: start with: merit system
Zombiebaro: what does merit system mean?
Olipro: I was just making a joke that rather than voting on merit; namely earning sysopiffication
Zombiebaro: oh...
Olipro: it also works to kiss arse to get people to vote for you
Zombiebaro: joking...
Zombiebaro: sure...
Zombiebaro: you're just like the rest of them...
Olipro: in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" fashion
Zombiebaro: hmmm...
Olipro: look, you've made me ruin my joke
Olipro: leave me be or I might cry
Zombiebaro: no
Olipro: and nuke Canada
Zombiebaro: now I find it funny
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: I understand
Zombiebaron humors Olipro
Olipro: heh
Olipro: have you heard "The Toronto Song" ?
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Portugal_training.jpg
Zombiebaro: no, link me to it
Zombiebaro: please
Olathe: Yarr !
Olipro: in other unrelated crap:
Olipro: http://www.angelfire.com/80s/sixmhz/flyback.html
Olipro: one sec, I'll get the song link
Zombiebaro: Oli: Do you know if we have a World Cup reskin planned for Sunday?
Zombiebaro: we should
Zombiebaro: but I don't think people like my reskins all that much
Olipro: heh
Olipro: could be funny
Olipro: an animation of a guy kicking the uncyc logo off the screen would be funny
Olipro: damn it
Olipro: this song is like rocking horse shit
Olipro: I'll upload it somewhere if things get desperate
Olipro: but as I'm on dial-up
Olipro: I'd really rather not :P
Zombiebaro: I left rc a message about doing a reskin
Zombiebaro: feel free to add any ideas you have to their
Zombiebaro: there, even
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Zombiebaro: ANIDN
Zombiebaro: sucka
anidnmeno: CANADIAN
Zombiebaron leaves
anidnmeno: fucka
MoneySign: Hiya, Zombie.
Zombiebaro: MONEYSIGN
Zombiebaro: how goes it?
anidnmeno: all processor are buy with one money.
MoneySign: Uhm... It goes well, thank you very much. Yourself?
Zombiebaro: alright alright
MoneySign: Lovely.
Zombiebaro: I welcomed a crap load of users today
MoneySign: ^_^
MoneySign: Ugh... People are welcoming too quickly, me thinks.
MoneySign: Not aimed at you, though.
Zombiebaro: what do you mean?
Zombiebaro: the welcome template will increase the number of people who read our important manifestos
MoneySign: It's just... Welcoming a new user that has only added "penis" to every other article... Well, I can't see that as something you'd want to make feel "welcomed"...
Zombiebaro: heh
MoneySign: Yes, I love that template.
MoneySign: But I don't like how people are using it.
Zombiebaro: well...some people are link whores
MoneySign: They're pretty much abusing it.
MoneySign: Yeah.. That's true.
anidnmeno: and who wants to welcome '!!!!!!!!Splaka is a bitch'
MoneySign: *cough*Todd*cough*
Zombiebaro: anidn: heh
Zombiebaro: I think I welcomed one of those
Zombiebaro: I was gonna welcome 'em all a while back...but then stopped my self
MoneySign: Well now that he's more Wikia than Uncyclopedia, I think I'll welcome those myself.
Zombiebaro: no fair!
Zombiebaro: I wanna welcome 'em!
Zombiebaro: :P
MoneySign: *mutters stuff about Splarka deserting us*
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
MoneySign: Oh, wait... IRC has that /me thing...
Zombiebaron likes when Tayor isn't in the chat cause Money talks
Zombiebaro: COME ON COME ON LISTEN TO THE MONEY TALK
Zombiebaro: COME ON COME ON LISTEN TO THE MONEY TALK
Olathe sticks MoneySign in front of some numbers.
Zombiebaro: if you were french, the sign would go after
Zombiebaro: crazy french
Olathe: Seriously.
Zombiebaro: yes
Zombiebaro: I only preach the truth in this house of god
Olathe: It's like...OK, numbers, numbers, numbers...OH ! It's money !
Olathe: It's like it's a big secret or something.
MoneySign: I think it makes more sense to put it after.
MoneySign: When saying an amount of money, you don't go "dollars five hundred", do you?
Olathe: Yes.
MoneySign: Of course you do.
Olathe: Is that so wrong ?
MoneySign: But the less retarded don't do it.
MoneySign: They go "five hundred dollars".
Olathe: That's only because they don't know any better.
MoneySign: Thus, using speech to text software, you'd be causing all kinds of pissholes.
Zombiebaro: ha
Olipro puts Olathe's finger in a lathe
Olathe: :(
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaron puts Olathe's finger in Tompkins cunt
Olathe: 8|
Zombiebaro: :D
Olipro: what the fuck
MoneySign: Yeah, Zombie.. What the hell???
Zombiebaro: were you here yesterday when Tompkins said "Zombie, finger my cunt please"?
Zombiebaro: oh...guess not
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MoneySign: Uhm... I'm here all the time.
Olipro: or perhaps
Olipro: you're bullshitting
MoneySign: Oh, wasn't me.
Olipro: YOU FREAK
Zombiebaro: no no no
Zombiebaro: ask zim
Olipro: ok
Zombiebaro: he was here then I'm sure
Zombiebaro: and Mhaille
Olipro: if zim confirms it, then it's indisputable
Zombiebaro: and of course Tompkins
MoneySign: The guy who made me Danish?
MoneySign: Zim, that is..
Olipro: Tompkins just has urges...
Olipro: by the way
Zombiebaron waves his arms around in the air like he just don't care
Olipro: I love the new Topic
MoneySign: ^_^ Me too.
Olipro: O Canada...
Olipro: do we have [[Turtle Stomping]] ?
MoneySign: Don't think so.
Zombiebaro: we should
Olipro: it could potentially be the next Kitten Huffing
Zombiebaro: make Tommpy right it
Zombiebaro: write, even
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaron has to go do something
Zombiebaro: no one take my seat okay?
Olipro: 'something' ?
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ZB|Sex: err....
*** ZB|Sex is now known as DomainMaster
Olipro: nice...
Olipro: ZB's buggering off for a wank
DomainMast: no...
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ZB|Away: er...
Olipro: yeah, sure you're not
ZB|Away: I gotta go...ummm...read Batman
ZB|Away: The Killing Joke
Olipro: see, now I've said it, you'll be thinking about me saying it
ZB|Away: I just baught it
Olipro: and it'll really turn you off
Olipro laughs maniacally
ZB|Away: BAM
ZB|Away: ZAP
ZB|Away: SMACK
ZB|Away dissapears
Olipro: ORAGASM
Olipro: (sic)
Olathe: ORANGUTAN
Olipro: I prefer Danish Bacon
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BarryC_: 'afternoon
Olipro: 'ello Charlie
Olipro: eh?
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Sikon: QDB updated!
Sikon: http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?action=qotw
Olathe: It's Friday.
katieaway: no it's not
BarryC_: YES IT IS
Olathe: Communist !
BarryC_: fastly approaching Saturday
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Zombiebaro: wow
Zombiebaro: its as silent as Tompkins orgasams in here
Olipro: you mean Tompkins partner?
Olipro: </bastard>
rwg: Oh, my corps did a parade on Tuesday and we won Best Musical Group, the Connecticut Blues were there (and they are one of the best senior corps) and we still won it.
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: wow
Zombiebaro: good for you
Zombiebaro: you crazy corpse lover
rwg: ...
BarryC_: WHO HERE LIKES GOOGLE EARTH?
rwg: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
ENeGMA: i like almost as much as the real earth
BarryC_: go to lat 40.855783 lon 129.66704 to find the North Korean Missle grounds
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: crazy Chenises
Zombiebaro: think they can hide nukes in Korea
Zombiebaro: when will they learn, eh?
Olipro: reckon wolf would awaken if I said his name?
Zombiebaro: I dunno, it takes a special touch to awaken a sleeping wolf
wolf stabs you repeatedly.
Zombiebaro: :D
Zombiebaro: Oli: next time, do a who is and name drop him on every channle he's a member of
Zombiebaro: it works better
Olipro: bingo, yahtzee, our survey says... wolf, bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing
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Zombiebaro: hmmm...only in this channel today?
Olipro: actually
Zombiebaro: he's normally in wikia aswell
Olipro: I read wolf's comments about his testes
wolf: I'll kill you repeatedly for that.
wolf: what about them?
Olipro: my initial thoughts were "what the hell"
Olipro: wolf: you got QDB'd
Zombiebaro: Dawg: just ban his ass
wolf has a collection of firearms and knows how to use them.
Zombiebaro: :D
wolf: Olipro: Link?
Olipro: http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?id=1321
Zombiebaron http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?action=search&query=wolf
Zombiebaro: that one has more
Zombiebaro: and I didn't mean to use /me
wolf: hmm
wolf: uh
wolf: what?
Olipro: * wolf doesn't want to squeeze his testicles for you, really.
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Olipro: my initial reaction to that was... what's the context
Zombiebaro: comedic gold tight there
Olipro: <wolf> it hurts to smash them
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Olipro: this made me flinch
Zombiebaro: this is why we all love the wolfman
Olipro: <wolf> so, no milking me.
wolf: because I'm bat-fuck insane?
Olipro: that made me want to vomit
Olipro: <wolf> besides, it would probably make Katie unhappy.
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Olipro: that left me feeling gobsmacked and nasuseated
Olipro: *nauseated
katieaway: o_o
Zombiebaro: KEITEI
Zombiebaron yalls
wolf: stab them!
Zombiebaro: errr...yells, even
Zombiebaro: stab who?
Zombiebaro: my testicals?
Zombiebaro: your testicals?
Zombiebaro: her testicals?
wolf goes to get a pistol to caress.
wolf: "testicles", dumbass
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wolf: pronounced "doom-ass"
Olipro: she's katieaway though...
wolf: or "doom-aus"
Zombiebaro: yah...wtf?
Olipro: looks like you're about to get milked anyway wolf...
Zombiebaron fires up Mupen64 and plays FzeroX
wolf: milked?
wolf: never!
Olipro: and I don't mean through the normal channels either...
Olipro: :P
wolf is confused.
wolf: don't smash my testicles!
wolf: that hurts
Olipro: substitute the lube
Olipro: for a mallet
Olipro: and that's how
Olipro: you see
wolf: it really hurts to smash them
Olipro: women dislike testicles
Olipro: it's the source of all their problems :P
wolf: oh?
wolf didn't know that.
wolf: she told me not to have them removed... =/
Olipro: were you contemplating castrating yourself or something?
wolf: removal of all that annoying stuff
wolf: I hate my genitals.
Zombiebaro: heh
Olipro: hah
Olipro: that's one way to get revenge on your wife I guess
Zombiebaro: what about boobs wolf?
Zombiebaro: everyone loves boobs
Olipro: except men with boobies
Zombiebaro: ...
Olipro: after all, have you ever heard of fat gay people giving titwanks?
Olipro chortles
Olipro: I had to say that
Olipro: Zombiebaron should know
Olipro: he attended one of their marches
wolf: don't know much about boobs, but she dislikes hers.
wolf: we agreed to deal with our hated parts.
Captain_Ni: Someone blocked my IP (80.3.64.11) and gave the reason as "Samus told me to!!"
wolf: deal with = live with
Olipro: don't you two live in separate states?
Captain_Nirvana waves hand infront of channel's eyes
Olipro takes aim with sniper rifle
Olipro: *BAM*
Olipro: no more hand... problem solved
Zombiebaro: yay
Olipro: this is the way we deal with problems
Olipro: we destroy their means of making themselves apparent as much as possible, then build on that to ignore them
Zombiebaro: Cap: Who blocked you?
MoneySign: Ah, that'll be me.
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: To bad Captain
wolf: RANDOM:
MoneySign: Who else with think of such an absurd reason for blocking, Zombie?
wolf has emo scars
MoneySign: HEY!!
wolf: from dremeling on the bottom of a car
wolf: I lost my grip on it and the cutting disk hit both my arms on the underside.
Zombiebaro: Money: Samus...Metroid Prime...MoneySign...I see no conention
MoneySign: Captain_Nirvana, do you have a sec? I'm just having a convo in another channel and after that I'll get to you, ok?
Captain_Ni: ok
wolf: Today's random comment is brought to you by the letters X, the number E, and the color red.
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: yay wolf
Captain_Ni: I was blocked by Money Sign
Captain_Ni: ..sorry for the slow response
Olipro: I burnt my legs... uncomfortably close to my groin
Olipro: I was soldering
wolf: congrats!
wolf: I have a scar on my penis, too.
wolf: long story on that one...
Olipro: and a massive glob of solder fell off, burnt through some (fortunately cheap shorts)
Olipro: and... shit fuck ouch
MoneySign: You closed the brackets too late.
Olipro: pray do tell wolf
MoneySign: :D
wolf: Uh, no
wolf: however, I will say that I had stiches.
Olipro: fair doos
Captain_Nirvana goes apeshit for no reason
Olipro: I hope you weren't attempting a home circumcision
wolf: and there's a red line about 3/4 of the length on it.
wolf: no
wolf: it was an accident
Olipro: or trying to masturbate with an insinkerator
MoneySign: Ok, so.. Captain_Nirvana...
wolf: erm, what?
wolf: no, it was a bicycle accident
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Olipro: bicycling naked?
wolf: no
MoneySign: Captain_Nirvana?
Olipro: fell on barbed wire?
wolf: I was fully clothed, as always
wolf: no
Olipro: which would obviously go through the clothes
wolf: smashed it between my body and a solid part of the bicycle.
wolf: split it open
Olipro: oh fucking shitbung
wolf: bleeding everywhere, it was quite gruesome.
MoneySign might just have to extend Captain_Nirvana's block if he doesn't answer (which frustrates MoneySign).
Olipro: jesus, I can almost feel it
Captain_Ni: answer what?
Captain_Ni: sorry?
MoneySign: Are you?
MoneySign: Are you really?
Olipro: and that folks... is why you should never go bicycling with a boner
Captain_Ni: Yes
wolf: then it took forever for them to find someone capable of sewing it up.
MoneySign: Ok. Good.
MoneySign: Now then..
wolf: I didn't have one, it was a harsh accident
wolf: also, before puberty
MoneySign: The reason I banned that IP was because Samus was a very crap article containing a hotlinked HUGE image.
Olipro: no, i was just kidding
Olipro: did you catch your bollocks?
Olipro: I think getting your bollocks in that would hurt more
MoneySign: And not only that, every time it was deleted... YOU RECREATED IT!
Captain_Ni: NTL
Captain_Nirvana hates shared IPs
MoneySign: Didn't you like stop to think "Hmmm.. Maybe it /wasn't/ deleted by accident?"
MoneySign: Ah... Well...
MoneySign: You should report it to your ISP.
Captain_Ni: ok
wolf: bollocks?
MoneySign: Seriously, people don't do that enough.
wolf: Speak American, man
Captain_Ni: i'm sure they will give a shit
Olipro: gonads, testicles
MoneySign: They do, actually.
Captain_Ni: oh
Olipro: balls!
Captain_Ni: worth a try then
wolf: there wasn't anything to catch in
wolf: they were probably smashed
MoneySign: If people using the same ISP can't access certain popular sites, they'll be more likely either never use the ISP or switch over to another.
wolf: but the pain from the penis was the most pressing matter.
Olipro: well, as long as it didn't put them out of "working order" wolf... :(
Olipro: (your balls, not your penis)
Captain_Ni: right, and the fucknuts at NTL use shared IPs in the first place because??
MoneySign: ISP'S CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERS!
Captain_Ni: it MAKES NO SENSE!
wolf: I don't know if it works or not...
Olipro: NTL are shite
MoneySign: Because it's easier.
Captain_Ni: oh
Captain_Ni: right
Olipro: it?
wolf: but erections apparently work.
Captain_Nirvana bangs head on desk
wolf: them?
Olipro: you only have one testicle?!?
MoneySign: Maybe you should switch ISP then if you think they suck...?
wolf: it = genitals
Captain_Ni: yeh, im kinda using my mums internet
MoneySign: Anyways.. What's your username on Uncyclopedia, Captain_Nirvana?
wolf: I have no clue if sperm production works.
Captain_Nirvana is embarresed
MoneySign: Tell her to switch, then. :D
Captain_Ni: ah, yes
MoneySign: Tell her there are other people who use that ISP that are uploading virusses. Knowing mums, she'll be worried about getting it herself, and switch by next week.
Captain_Ni: hmmm
Olipro: gee... that's not good
Captain_Ni: interesting
Captain_Ni: you've thought this out
MoneySign: Heh...
MoneySign is clever like that.
wolf: Olipro: hmm?
MoneySign: So.. What's your username on Uncyclopedia, Captain_Nirvana?
Olipro: well, the fact you might have had your gonads killed... that's just not good
Captain_Ni: errr, I forgot
Captain_Ni: might be captain_nirvana
MoneySign: Do you have a user name?
wolf: they probably work
Captain_Ni: I'll check
MoneySign: Thanks.
wolf: last time the doc fondled them they were apparently normal-feeling
Olipro: well, I've got some food waiting for me downstairs, and if I think about it too much it might be off
Olipro: but you might wanna get that checked...
Olipro: later anyhow folks :)
wolf: later
Captain_Ni: nope
MoneySign: Oh dear...
Captain_Ni: oh bollocks
MoneySign: And so I'm expected to lift a ban for an IP?
Olipro: fondled... not feeling so hungry now :P
Captain_Ni: I'll make one
Olipro: wait...
MoneySign: You'd better.
Olipro: why was a doctor playing with your balls?
Captain_Ni: wait.. I cant
MoneySign: What will you be called?
MoneySign: Yes, not yet, Capt.
MoneySign: But I'd like to know what you'll call yourself.
Captain_Ni: I'll Be called Captain Nirvana
MoneySign: Ok then.
wolf: Olipro: Some kind of exam?
DavidGerar: i have the genesis of my next article ...
wolf: I was like 14-15 last time they fondled them
Captain_Nirvana will personally kill anyone who calls me 'nirv'
DavidGerar: The Journal of Uncyclopedian Studies
DavidGerar: Issue One, April 1st, 1860
DavidGerar: Price 1d.
DavidGerar: Editor and Founder: Oscar Wilde
MoneySign: I'll remove the block, but if I catch you doing anything wrong, it'll be a longer block, ok?
DavidGerar: nirv! baybee!
Captain_Ni: ok
MoneySign: Sweet.
DavidGerar: Advertisement: Thos. Crapper's Hygienic Home Humorous Device
wolf: the nurses all gawked and poked at my penis when I came in for stitches, since I waited like 12 hours for them to dig up someone that could stitch it.
Captain_Nirvana turns into the hulk, but more captain-nirvana-eye
*** Captain_Nirvana is now known as Steve_Ballmer
wolf: I went to multiple hospitals, and every nurse/doctor in the building came down to look and fool with it to give their opinion.
DavidGerar: OH NOEZ
Steve_Ballmer fucking kills DavidGerard
wolf: Apparently it's rather rare to get damage like that down there.
DavidGerard beats Steve_Ballmer about the head with a penguin
*** Steve_Ballmer is now known as Captain_Nirvana
DavidGerar: now i want you to picture
Captain_Ni: im like the hulk
DavidGerar: bill gates
DavidGerar: distressed expression on his face
DavidGerar: a BSD daemon with its cock in his mouth
DavidGerar: and tux the penguin buggering him.
wolf: lol
Captain_Ni: riiiight
DavidGerar: and he's sweating little windows logos.
wolf: where's Apple's founder?
Captain_Nirvana rus off to open photoshop
DavidGerar: wolf: not sure he's in this picture.
MoneySign: You should be unblocked now, Captain_Nirvana.
wolf: giving him something in the ear.
MoneySign: Hurry! Register before I change my mind!
wolf: since Apple appears to have won the portable media market.
DavidGerar: nah, keep it simple.
DavidGerar: tux is fucking ms in the arse
DavidGerar: and ms has clearly sucked and swallowed plenty of bsd.
Captain_Ni: Okay, I uninstalled photoshop to protect myself
Captain_Ni: yes, im a pussy
DavidGerar: this picture would need to be made in the gimp
DavidGerar: or it might need to be, how you say, drawn by someone with actual cartooning talent.
DavidGerar: i have no jokes for uncyclopedia 1860!
Captain_Ni: and a sick mind
DavidGerar: Captain_Nirvana: and what channel are you on? i mean really
DavidGerar: "It has been vouchsafed to us by Legitimate Perkins, aged 11, that his tutor, Mr. Asymptote, is of questionable manliness."
Captain_Ni: BOOBIES!!
Captain_Ni: nothing?
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DavidGerar: very few.
DavidGerar: ANKLES!!
DavidGerar: this was 1860. the height of the victorian era remember.
DavidGerar: an empire, fantastic technology, a burgeoning consumerist middle class ...
Captain_Ni: ....TESTIClES!
DavidGerar: testicles, indeed.
Captain_Ni: as in, it was all about the other guys testicles
Captain_Ni: one could never ask
Captain_Ni: but one could tell through the other ones shite funiture
*** Signoff: ENeGMA ()
DavidGerar: "Control your manliness! with the PRINCE ALBERT(tm) Immodesty Alleviator(tm)."
DavidGerar: "pat. pend."
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: Dave: Have you seen my messange on you're talk page?
DavidGerar: nuh
DavidGerard looks
Zombiebaro: about the church of scatology
DavidGerar: oh yes that
DavidGerar: it's a poo joke, it's inherently funny
DavidGerar: i haven't thought of much good to add
Zombiebaro: well, I'm outta ideas
DavidGerar: the scientology cross made of turds is reaaly special
DavidGerar: where did you get the original turd pic from?
Zombiebaro: so, I was gonna finish the saint table, and unleash it to the main space
Zombiebaro: Mhaille got the turd pic from wikipedia
DavidGerar: yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Zombiebaro: don't know what he was looking for
Zombiebaro: but he found that!
DavidGerar: "If you want to sue us for a picture of a fucking turd, we'll make a replacement ourselves. we warn you."
Zombiebaro: do you like the article?
DavidGerar: it's somewhere between funny and stupid, but then again it is a poo joke!
Zombiebaro: :D
DavidGerar: it was amusing enough ;-)
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DavidGerar: sannse! suggest to me ideas for the 1860 Uncyclopedia.
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sannse: I have nooo braaaaiinn
DavidGerar: hmm. victorian zombies?
DavidGerar: i need something about victorian kitten huffing
sannse: obscure victorian explorers - going to places that *no one* has EVER BEEN TO! <small> except those strange natives of course</small>
DavidGerar: perfect.
DavidGerar: this is from the line i put into [[Uncyclomedia Foundation]].
sannse: lot os stuff about how the victorian male is the pinical of evolution
DavidGerar: oooh yes
DavidGerar: origin of species had just come out then
DavidGerar: november 1859
sannse: ummm... victorian women's diseases... hysteria, (caused by a swelling of the womb) - makes them think they are real people
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DavidGerar: some puns on "hysterically funny"
sannse: and (a real one from victorian medical records) "mongoloidism" (that downs syndrome to us now) is caused by the mother being frightened by a cow.
DavidGerar: oh wow.
sannse: that a help?
DavidGerar: oh yes.
carl: table and furniture 'limbs' covered with cloth for modesty's sake?
DavidGerar: the other thing is to put in lots of annoying cliches from the present uncyclopedia
DavidGerar: that's why i need something on victorian kitten huffing
sannse: the cow one was from some very old records my sister had as a student nurse - actual case - amazed me
sannse: humm... maybe I'll come up with a photoshop for that - although it won't be fast
DavidGerar: it'd have to be done as an engraving
DavidGerar: i think this may need to be done as a pdf, not a wiki page
DavidGerar: how annoying
sannse: there was a lot about opium dens then I think? run by "oriental" gents in the back streets of London
DavidGerar: still coming up with ideas will be useful
DavidGerar: oh wow yes!
sannse: so kitten huffing dens...
sannse eats chocolate in the hope of inspiration
DavidGerar: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:David_Gerard/The_Journal_of_Uncyclopedian_Studies%2C_No._1%2C_April_1st_1860
DavidGerar: perfect.
sannse: Jack the ripper..... he's got to be in it.... (probably turned out to be Oscar)
sannse: (stuff the date problem)
DavidGerar: ahahaha!
Zombiebaro: HA HA HA HA HA
Zombiebaro: what?
sannse: hummm.... dare I say it.....
sannse: Empireipods - a gentlemans club giving away free gramaphones for a) money b) reffering gnetelmen to do the same
sannse: or diaries? or pianoforte? or...
sannse: sheet music.
Olipro: you silly english! I fart in your general direction
sannse: your mother was a hamster.. and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!
Olipro: brave, brave Sir. Robin
Olipro: he bravely ran away
sannse: no I didn't!
wolf: "hysteria" is due to women
wolf: "hyst"
wolf: therefore, it's female psychoness.
wolf: so, "hysteric" is being crazy like a woman
carl: player pianos?
Olipro: accounts of my death are greatly exaggerates
Olipro: *exaggerated
carl: and hysterectomy as a way of preventing ladies from becoming hysterical?
wolf: sannse: I like the empireipods concept
sannse: carl: yep - seriously - it was
wolf: hyst = womb/ovaries
MoneySign: I like it too.
carl: leeches are also medicinally valuable, along with Lydia Pinkham's pink pills for pale people and assorted patent medicines
sannse: wolf: what's the equivalent though? is sheet music right?
wolf: equivalent of?
sannse: ipods
sannse: can't have victorian ipods
wolf: gramaphones are good
sannse: k
MoneySign: Yeah, of course.
wolf: when were they invented?
sannse: I hope David is still writing this down
carl: if there were gramaphones, why were there no grandpaphones?
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wolf: but that's as close to a victorian-era ipod as I think you're going to get
MoneySign: Wow... Worst pun ever, carl...
Olathe: Who is Tayor ?
wolf: a portable music player that plays data on some type of storage
Olathe: Oh.
sannse: "gramophone record system triumphed in the market place to become the dominant commercial audio medium in the 1910s"
wolf: a girl that comes here
sannse: that works
wolf: that's actually rather late for the victorian era
carl: a girl? eek!
wolf: there are quite a few of them, carl
carl is afraid of grrls
sannse: wello- David actually has a working date of 1860
Zombiebaro: carl spoke!
carl is not a zombie
wolf: we have one of the highest percentages anywhere
wolf: the only higher one I know of is the medcab channel
Olipro: carl's last name is Bennett...
Olipro: I hope he's not related to that Morbo bellend :P
wolf: where at least half the people are female
Zombiebaron is not female, he hopes
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Olipro: Zombiebaron: if you are...
Olipro winks at Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: I knew you wanted to get in my pants
Zombiebaro: you damn dirty Brit
Zombiebaron wants to move to England someday
Olipro: actually... I really don't
sannse: ummm.... where in england?
Zombiebaro: they've got lots of red heads there
Olipro: no matter how dirty I am as a Brit
Olipro: you'll be so much dirties as a Canadian
Olipro: *dirtier
Zombiebaro: :
Olathe: http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?id=1043
Olipro: my wife said I don't take her seriously enough...
Olipro: I laughed
Olipro: /clear
Zombiebaro: heh
Olathe: Are you supposed to fake some seriousness ?
MoneySign: You can't /clear that enough.
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carl: She said I never listen to her...
MoneySign: Nor that.
carl: ...or something like that...
Zombiebaro: KAKUN
carl: ...dunno, wasn't listening.
Zombiebaro: EVERYONE HIDE YOU'RE FUNNY
Olipro: nah, I'm only joking
Olipro: I take being threatened with being thrown out very seriously
Olipro: (luckily I haven't even come close to that, don't get so excited folks :P)
MoneySign: Pussy whipped!
Zombiebaro: yes please
MoneySign regrets saying that (with exclamation mark) so near to kakun.
Olipro: ok not so funny now that I heard it a few days ago
MoneySign: Wasn't trying to be funny, you skirt. :D
Olipro: hint: don't marrry a woman who has the potential of using sex as a bargaining chip
Olipro: wait... that must mean don't marry
Olipro: *baduuump tisssh*
MoneySign: Unless she's like really fugly...
Olipro: I'm the new Rodney Dangerfield folks
MoneySign whacks Olipro with a new iron baseball bat.
Olipro: hint2: don't try to use sex as a bargaining chip against a woman
Zombiebaron beats Oli
Olipro: in fact... don't bargain
Olipro: *baduuump tissssh*
MoneySign: ...
MoneySign: Whaaaaat???
Olipro throws fecal matter at MoneySign
Olipro ignores Zombiebaron's relatively useless attempts at violence
kakun: what's going on?
Olipro: useless canadians
Olipro: can't even beat someone up right
Olipro: you don't want to do it like that... you wanna do it like this
Olipro nudges sannse
sannse: hummm?
sannse: bah, enfield
sannse goes back to sleep
Olipro: hurrah! :)
kakun: sannse: are you for France?
sannse: nope
Olipro: I'm against france!
Olipro: we held a vote!
kakun for france
Zombiebaro: booo french
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Olipro: ok guys
Olipro: who fancies testing some interesting chat style stuff with me?
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kakun not
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Olipro: I say fancy...
Olipro: you're going to
Zombiebaro: ...
Olipro: it's not chat...
Olipro: well it is
Olipro: but in a flowchart style
Zombiebaro: heh
Olipro: and you're helping the development of AI
MoneySign: El Zilcho?
MoneySign: What's that then, Brandy?
MoneySign: Or better yet: shut up!
MoneySign: :(
Olipro: you know you've got problems when you start telling yourself to shut up
Olipro: shut up
Olipro: :(
MoneySign: I wasn't telling myself to shut up, though.
MoneySign: Doesn't mean I don't have problems, of course.
Olipro loosens his belt
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MoneySign: Wow... That's some authority you've got there, Oli.
Olipro: haha
Olipro: eaten so much food...
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Olipro: still, I fortunately get to wear casual clothes on the weekends
Olipro: tacky jumpers... :P
MoneySign: As in a moomoo?
Olipro: moomoo?!?
MoneySign: Uhm.. Like a frock, only for "men"... Well.. They're unisex, really...
MoneySign: The things them Africans wear, kind of... Only... More Asian, I believe.
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slif3r: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#The_Gallows
MoneySign: Goddamn, you're vain, slif3r!
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MoneySign: Are there any /good/ qualities about you?
slif3r: I use less fuel
Shandon: Hey, is anybody reading what I write? I put a couple of UnBooks on today & would appreciate some feedback. Thx
MoneySign: Less than what?
slif3r: You
MoneySign: *BUZZER* WRONG!!
slif3r: I run off of jam
MoneySign: See, now you're going the stupidly annoying way.
slif3r: Can't use less than none
MoneySign admits that he's easily annoyed, but never the less....
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slif3r: I walk everywhere I go
MoneySign: That's great... I'm sure mankind will benefit from your constant stay at home.
MoneySign: Well, the part that isn't connected to the internet, anyways.
slif3r: It will
slif3r: They will build statues of me
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slif3r: And have an official holiday in my name
MoneySign: Ugh... Silence, you.
MoneySign: Better yet, I'll just silence myself.
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slif3r: Hi
Olipro: ok folks
MoneySign: You may continue to chatter to these less-fortunate people.
Olipro: http://zeno8.ais.fraunhofer.de/digalo/webstart/index.html
Olipro: give this a crack
Olipro: there's a room called... uncyclopedia
slif3r: Digalo, male gigalo
Zombiebaro: Okay oli
Zombiebaro: Oli, I can't
Olipro: eh?
Zombiebaro: I got a Mac
slif3r: I got a bigMac
Zombiebaro: ...
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Zombiebaron doesn't point out how stupid that was
slif3r eats his bigmac
Olipro: so you don't have Java on your mac...
Zombiebaron tries to watch ATHF over the internet
DavidGerar: i have my own website!!!1!
Zombiebaro: Oli: I'm not gonna lie to you. Yes, I have Java.
DavidGerar: http://www.davidgerard.co.uk/
Zombiebaro: LIKE IT DAVY
DavidGerar: it doesn't even mention uncyclopedia
DavidGerar: cos youse all suck
DavidGerar: i do brag about having a wife and a girlfriend though.
Zombiebaro: Wait wait
Zombiebaro: wife AND girlfriend?
Zombiebaro: How does that work?
slif3r: You're a cat person wit 50 cats
carl: You let your wife think you're with your girlfriend, you let your girlfriend think you're with your wife. That way, no one knows you're actually on the @)$#& computer again, posting utter nonsense to Uncyclopedia.
slif3r: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#The_Gallows
Zombiebaro: Dave: Are they both red heads?
slif3r: lag?
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: they both had pink hair for a while
DavidGerar: carl understands
Zombiebaro: http://redcountess.co.uk/images/wedding.jpg <<<--- is that you standing in the background Davey?
DavidGerar: you mean, the one getting married to her? yes, i think taht would be me!
slif3r: no. he's sitting
DavidGerar: slif3r: curses you have caught me out.
Olipro: Zombiebaron: I have a wife and girlfriend... but my wife doesn't know :P
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Olipro: (only Joe King)
DavidGerar: Olipro: does your girlfriend know?
DavidGerar: in fact, do you know?
Zombiebaro: heh
DavidGerar: are they called "righty" and "lefty"?
Zombiebaro: HA HA HA
DavidGerar: oh!
DavidGerar: i know what YOU need!
slif3r: wooot
Zombiebaro: I love you Mt. Gerard, I surely do.
Zombiebaro: oops.
Zombiebaro: I'll leave it that way
DavidGerar: http://teddy-babes.com/
slif3r: I have 3 wives
DavidGerar: you need one of those
DavidGerar: you will be particularly interested to know that according to the faq, they can "withstand and recover from an estimated 500 pounds of pressure."
DavidGerar: and you can lick their fuzzy nipples.
DavidGerar: according to the faq, which actually points this out.
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: wow
slif3r: fuzzy nipples
Olipro: that picture on your wife's site... that's some serious polyvinylchloride :P
slif3r: hogwash
slif3r: no lag!
slif3r: woot
slif3r: bye!
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Olipro: I wonder if it's the bottom half of a gimp suit possibly :P
Zombiebaro: heh
Olipro: http://zeno8.ais.fraunhofer.de/digalo/webstart/index.html
Olipro: !
Zombiebaro: Dave: THOSE THINGS HAVE VAGINAS! wtf!
DavidGerar: then what you need to do is combine them with one of these: http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/angel_kitty_usb_keyboard_for_the_naughty_geeky_lover.php
DavidGerar: you can have a teddy babe with tits you can type on!
DavidGerar: you can fuck her and write uncyclopedia articles at the same time
DavidGerar: "ohhhh baybeee I'M BLOGGING THISSSS"
Olipro: you know too much...
Olipro: :P
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Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: MANNY
DavidGerar: the hardest part, of course, will be to write something about teddy-babes that is actually more sporkworthy than the mere fact of its existence.
Olipro: and now I've got an image of you in my head wearing those clothes and fucking a keyboard :(
Olipro: hah
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DavidGerar: Olipro: http://reddragdiva.co.uk/
DavidGerar: lots of people in pvc, but lots of those ones have tits'n'ass
Olipro: do I dare click :P
DavidGerar: none of it is technically in violation of any US obscenity law
Olipro: gothic... I see
Olipro: it all makes sense
Zombiebaro: Oli I'm running your stupid thing
Olipro: join Uncyclopedia
Olipro: it'll probably be at the top
Zombiebaro: okay
Olipro: since it'll probably be the only active one
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Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: one sex oli
Manda1337: Opera is kinda dumb sometimes
Zombiebaro: its connecting and such
Manda1337: yes, its connecting is kinda dumb
Olipro: Manda1337: join the fun
Olipro: http://reddragdiva.co.uk/
Olipro: no, NOT that site
Olipro: balls balls balls
Olipro: http://zeno8.ais.fraunhofer.de/digalo/webstart/index.html
Olipro: that site
Manda1337: it tells me to enter a new name because that one is taken, so then I do, and then it disconnects
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: use ghost
Manda1337: well, I'm glad the wallet was found
Manda1337: yeah, I will eventually
Manda1337: soon as I feel like it!
Manda1337: I wonder what this is that I'm downloading
wolf: DavidGerard: Don't the Anthros think males are supposed to have 3 female companions each?
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wolf: you only have two!
sannse: well, David is the other female, on his days off... so it works out
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DavidGerar: you're right. i need another girlfriend.
DavidGerard wonders where to put her
wolf would probably go crazy with 3 females around vying for his attention
Bigbro69: Hey guys
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Manda1337: in the freezer
wolf: unless I get to do what men in ancient times did - hunt.
Zombiebaro: Oli, that thing is fucked up
Manda1337: well here we are again, you've found yourself a friend that knows you well
sannse: DavidGerard: get one of those plushy ones! they look cool
wolf: while the women stay home and tend the garden and fields.
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Manda1337: oh no, it's AcidAmmo!
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DavidGerar: sannse: and when we say "cool", we mean "completely wrong and bad".
AcidAmmo: OK, kids, ready for some NSFW links?
DavidGerar: wolf: that's why you have two.
sannse: ummm... yeah... not fun at all....
wolf: it actually doesn't sound half-bad, aside from the fact I'd probably end up with two out of three females being hetero and annoying me to no end when I'm around.
DavidGerar: AcidAmmo: hah! your nsfw links cannot harm me.
DavidGerar: i posted teddy-babes.com.
AcidAmmo: DavidGerard: www.femse.com
Mandaliet: hmm, was the QDB link taken out of the topic?
DavidGerar: AcidAmmo: :-D
sannse: humm... got a feeling I don't want to see that one
AcidAmmo: the cannel is +t, Mandy.
DavidGerar: or rather E 8 3
Mandaliet: this will not do!
Zombiebaro: OLIPRO WTF IS THAT SHIT
DavidGerar: sannse: if it's good for the gander
AcidAmmo: DavidGerard: www.bottleguy.com
Zombiebaro: all I do is make bubbles
DavidGerar: GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD BE A PIC OF.
Mandaliet: what's a cannel?
AcidAmmo: channel*
Mandaliet: oh
Mandaliet: what's a channel?
AcidAmmo: åÂåÂ
Olipro: the idea is to use it to converse actually
Olipro: rather than the text just scrolling
Olipro: everything follows in a flow-diagram like manner
Zombiebaro: heh
AcidAmmo: DavidGerard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa_Tse#External_links
DavidGerar: AcidAmmo: what you think i am, brad or someting? GIMME SOMETHING MORE THAN YOUR MERE GOATSE.
Mandaliet wonders what +t means anyway
Olipro: Mandaliet: http://zeno8.ais.fraunhofer.de/digalo/webstart/index.html
DavidGerar: Mandaliet: it means you're growing tits.
AcidAmmo: only sysops can change the topic
Mandaliet: growing?
Mandaliet: oh, well then
Mandaliet: what kinda sysop would give it that kinda topic? HUH?
Mandaliet demand QDB link
Mandaliet: Olipro: I've been downloading that
AcidAmmo: DavidGerard: http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/
Mandaliet: um... now it's downloaded and nothing's happening
DavidGerar: AcidAmmo: bet i know them.
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha free flowing insults!
Zombiebaro: nice one Oli
DavidGerar: oh good i don't.
AcidAmmo: That one's awful, Dave.
Zombiebaron has to go
AcidAmmo: DavidGerard: www.encyclopediadramatica.com
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Zombiebaro: BYE LUGI
Lugiatm: Hello to you too#
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