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Log file opened at: 7/6/06 9:56:24 AM
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*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by MoneySign on Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:04:58 AM
#uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron Singaporekid rwg morwen Mandaliet Morlark Sikon Emmanuel_Chanel han- apecat DavidGerard MoneySign richjkl katieaway nsh wolf Olathe Bradasleep
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*** Channel created at Friday, May 5, 2006 2:48:24 PM
Zombiebaron just realized that not only are there no undead admins, there are also no Jewish admins.
Zombiebaron leaves for a shower
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Zombieminion just realized that not only are there no undead admins, there are also no Jewish admins.
Zombieminion leaves for a shower
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ZB|Wet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Luigi30 <<<--- is this Lugiatm?
ZB|Wet: probably not, eh?
ZB|Wet: wow I'm stupid
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zim_ulator: smeg
ZB|Wet: AAA its the anidnmen
zim_ulator: may I be stupid too?
ZB|Wet: sure
Mandaliet dies
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ZB|Wet: although I've now sat at my computer for 40 minutes trying not to go to the shower
ZB|Wet: ...
ZB|Wet: probably should
ZM|Wet: STFU ZOMBIEFOOL
ZB|Wet acctually leaves now
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Bradasleep: is it just me?
*** Bradasleep is now known as Bradaphraser
Mhaille: yes
Mhaille: yes it is
Bradaphras: or is it just immensely ironic when someone makes the argument, "We should eleminate this article in the interests of free speech"
Bradaphras: ?
Mhaille: which article?
Bradaphras: George W. Bush
Mhaille: lol
Bradaphras: on the talk pgae, Sir Cornbread at the top
Bradaphras: then he went on to accuse Rei of protecting the page in its current form because he likes Bush
Bradaphras: something I kinda mocked him for saying.
Mhaille: anyhoo
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jingo
Mhaille: what do you think of the new article I've just started
Bradaphras: heh
Bradaphras: we'll see
Bradaphras: jussec
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manwithgol: who would like to recover my password?
Bradaphras: ok, first
Bradaphras: what is Jingo?
Bradaphras: I mean, really?
Mhaille: Jingoism
Bradaphras: man
Mhaille: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingoism
Bradaphras: yeah, working on getting that page up, myself ;)
Mhaille: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenga
Bradaphras: heh
Bradaphras: yeah
Bradaphras: the Jenga one I knew :)
Bradaphras: it should have some reference to Jesus in there somewhere
Bradaphras: since the term is suspected to have originated there
Bradaphras: you might put a Wikipedia link at the bottom, with the "attempt to explain the joke" template
Mhaille: think I will
Bradaphras: just the one for Jingoism
Mhaille: not sure if I want it to point towards Jenga or Jingoism though?
Bradaphras: I'm sure people will get the Jenga bit
Bradaphras: it's really clever though
Mhaille: and has no reference to Goatse, Child Porn, Concentration Camps, or Double Entendres
Mhaille: wtf is the matter with me?
Bradaphras: heh heh
Bradaphras: maybe that's why I like this one ;)
Mhaille: still needs som expanding......so if you can think of anything
Bradaphras: well, the first thought I had was of a list of grand champions
Mhaille: cool idea
Mhaille: hey.....look who is number 3...... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Mostlinked
Bradaphras: Lodd Tyons?
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Tayor waves
Mhaille: afternoon
Tayor: MHAILLE
Tayor: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZB|Wet: BARDAPHRASHER
ZB|Wet: MHAILLEAPHRASER
Tayor: BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bradaphras: Zombiephraser!
Bradaphras: Tayor!
Tayor: !!
*** ZB|Wet is now known as Zombiebaron
*** ZM|Wet is now known as Zombieminion
Tayor: ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!
Mhaille: everybody stop......
Zombiebaro: stop what?
Bradaphras: hammertime
Mhaille: and go and think of some ideas for http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jingo
Zombiebaro: heh
Tayor: hehe hammertime
Zombiebaro: I /really/ have to finish church of scatology
Mhaille: think I like the idea of Grand Champions list
Mhaille: eww
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Zombiebaro: and then I'm gonna write "Organized Crime"
Zombiebaro: Its crime, but in an organized fashion
Zombiebaro: like ballet
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaron now goes for a walk
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Mhaille: hope that reads "walk"
ZB|Moving: you mean "walk not wank" right?
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Tayor: moving to where
ZB|Moving: we're going for a walk
*** Tayor is now known as Tayor|phonecalli
ZM|Moving: and that requires moving
ZB|Moving: of the legs
*** Tayor|phonecalli is now known as Tayor|Phoning
Tayor|Phon: yes, goo zombie
ZB|Moving: yup
ZB|Moving runs off
Tayor|Phoning watches
ZB|Moving: http://www.wankyhq.com/
ZB|Moving: oops
ZB|Moving: I mispelt that
ZB|Moving: :)
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ZB|Moving: noooo
ZB|Moving: come back Brad
ZB|Moving: oops, I'm away too
ZB|Moving: :)
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Tayor|Phoning waves
Tayor|Phon: i MAY BE BACK SOON
Tayor|Phon: oops
Tayor|Phon: sorry bout the caps
Tayor|Phon: be back later maybe
Tayor|Phon: I LOVE YOU ALL
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manwithgol: remember spacehog?
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zim_ulator: hi all
Mhaille: afternoon
zim_ulator: I was distracted by mny ailing wife
zim_ulator: around here, it's the blind leading the dumb
manwithgol: ello zim
zim_ulator: hey man, man
zim_ulator suffers noisily, takes pain med early
ZB|Moving: ...
*** ZB|Moving is now known as Zombiebaron
zim_ulator: I'm referencing Zombibaron in an article I'm working on... I hope he doesn't mind that I refer to him as "Jack Shit"... heh heh
Mhaille: lol
Mhaille: thats not nice
Zombiebaro: zim: Does it link to my user page?
Mhaille: hey have a look at most linked to pages
Mhaille: and see whats number 3
Zombiebaro: Todd?
Mhaille: yep
zim_ulator: Zombiebaron: I don't know, I linked using [[Jack Sjit|User:Zimbibaron]]
zim_ulator: Zombiebaron*
Zombiebaro: zim: so it says my name and links to [[Jack Shit]]?
zim_ulator: no, it says Jack Shit and links to your user page
zim_ulator: I'm still working on it, it's in my catbox
Zombiebaro: yay! more links for me!
Mhaille: linkage?
Zombiebaro: yup
zim_ulator: I'm happy you approve
Zombiebaro: wait...link me to the article
Mhaille: anyone know much about military victories of the late 20th century?
Zombiebaron 's [[Xman]] links to him too, but its part of an image credit
zim_ulator: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zim_ulator/Catbox#UnNews_Public_Radio_installs_UFT-8_Audio_upgrade
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jingo
Zombiebaro: wow! I'm a noted radio personality!
Zombiebaro: spoken in the same breath as Oli
zim_ulator: Mhaille: tasteless... perfect for Uncyc heh heh
zim_ulator: Zombiebaron: sure, what the hell?
zim_ulator: truth is relative, right?
Zombiebaro: awww...
Zombiebaro: now youre using big words to make me feel bad
zim_ulator: sorry
zim_ulator: which big words?
Zombiebaro: thats all tight
Zombiebaro: "truthisrelative"
Zombiebaro: thats a big word
zim_ulator: yes, I see
zim_ulator crawls across the room for his pain meds...
Zombiebaron has to go clean off his night table, so his parents think that he cleaned his room today
Zombiebaro: my knight table is round
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaron laughs at his own joke
Zombiebaron is gonna photoshop that and nominate it, cause some people like puns
zim_ulator crawls back to the desk...
zim_ulator: Zombiebaron: that's a fair pun, I agree
Mhaille: glad to see you say sorry to poor Prettiest Pretty
zim_ulator: Mhaille: why is she poor?
zim_ulator: Moneysign gets a mention as well, he's the anonymous Dane
Mhaille: Zombie attacked her with a shovel
Zombiebaro: no...
Zombiebaro: I just used "stolen" unfairly
Zombiebaro: and it offended her, cause she's a woman
Zombiebaron retracts that last statement
Mhaille: and pregnant
Zombiebaro: I know!
Mhaille: she will hunt you down
Zombiebaro: she has 3 kids already!
Mhaille: like a dog
Mhaille: and staple your scrotum to the wall
Zombiebaro: she's a catholic, I think
Zombiebaro: I once called catholics "children farmers" on stage
zim_ulator: I used to be catholic, and I have 2 kids, so watch yourself, Zombiebaron ;)
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Zombiebaro: you could tell that some people (probably the catholics) didn't find it funny /at all/
*** Signoff: manwithgoldengun ("back to the salt mine")
zim_ulator: I think it's funny
zim_ulator: religion is funny in general
Zombiebaro: what, the children farmer thing?
Zombiebaro: yah
zim_ulator: yup
Zombiebaro: I'm Jewish, the funniest religion of all
Zombiebaro: so many stereotypes
Zombiebaro: MY DUCETS MY DUCETS! MY BEUATIFUL CHRISTIAN DUCETS!
Zombiebaron quotes Shylock
zim_ulator: true, the chosen people thing is just asking for it
Zombiebaro: yup
zim_ulator: Catholics feel chosen too
Zombiebaro: anywho, I gotta go clean off my night table, and then make a picture of a knight table
zim_ulator: maybe it's a less visceral thing for most Catholics than for Jews, if I can say that as a general statement
Zombiebaro: define: visceral
Zombiebaro: please
zim_ulator: sort of, like feel it in the gut more than in the head
zim_ulator: something like that
Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaron leaves
zim_ulator: hell, you're younger than my kids, I'll tell you what my wife used to tell them LOOK IT UP! lol
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Tayor: I hate doing laundry
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Tayor: urgy
zim_ulator: laundry does suck
Tayor: TOMPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombiebaro: TOMPKINS
Mhaille: Ptompkins
Tayor: yep it does
Tompkins: Ugh... it's so early
Zombiebaro: zim: how old are your kids?
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Zombiebaro: LUGI
zim_ulator: 29 and 30
Zombiebaro: ZOMG
Zombiebaro: zim: holy crap
Mhaille: bloody hell
Tompkins: How old are you?
Lugiatm: It's me it's me it's me oh lord
Tayor: LUGIATM!!!
Zombiebaro: zim: how old are you?
Lugiatm: Standing in the need of prayer
Lugiatm: etc.
zim_ulator is an aging hippie fuck
Mhaille: and where have you been?
Lugiatm: Braving the storm
zim_ulator blesses Lugi
Lugiatm: Feeding the chipmunks
Zombiebaro: LUGI!!!!
Zombiebaro: LUGI!!!!
Lugiatm: Detention
Zombiebaro: LUGI!!!!
Tayor: waut...
Tayor: 29 and 30?
Tompkins: Aging hippie fuck..
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Tayor: my kids are only 2 and 3
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: Tayor has kids?
Tayor is kidding
Tayor: nope
Tayor: not yet
Lugiatm: I have no kids
Zombiebaro: heh "kidding" its a pun
Lugiatm: That I know of
Mhaille: my kids are in their teens
Zombiebaro: MHAILLE HAS KIDS
Rev_zim: Mhaille: bell you, my son
Tayor: i would have been 15 or 16 on my first one, and 16 or 17 on the second
Rev_zim: uh, bless*
Zombiebaro: ha
Mhaille: that too
Zombiebaro: no leave it at "bell"
Tayor: you all have kids
Rev_zim: lol
Rev_zim: I ate my children
Tayor: heh
Zombiebaro: ...
Rev_zim: they were annoying
Tayor: at what age did you do this?
Zombiebaron has 3 kids with a Vietnamese whore
Tayor: did any of them survive
Rev_zim: yesterday, actually
Zombiebaro: back in Nam...
Tayor: heh
Rev_zim: heh heh
Tompkins: I had a friend that ate babies..
Tayor: well i gotta go do my laundry
Tayor: then cook for ma kids
Rev_zim: lol@ Tompkins
Tayor: no my cousins
Zombiebaro: we should change "Did you know..." to "Back in Nam..."
Rev_zim: cousins are good, you can send them home
Zombiebaro: who's with me?
Tayor: past tense on that too Zombie?
Tompkins: (Huff log); 16:02 . . Tompkins (Talk | contribs | contribs | block) (huffed "Prashbi": content was: 'finger me cunt ya slut' (and the only contributor was '203.166.247.154'))
Rev_zim: sorry, Zombiebaron, I don't think so
Zombiebaro: ...
Tompkins: FINGER ME CUNT!
Tayor: then it would be.....back in nam i had to do laundry right about now
Mhaille: I deleted that too
Zombiebaron fingers Tompkins cunt
Tompkins: yeah..
Tayor: well i gotta go
Tayor: CUNTYMINTS
Rev_zim: bye Tayor
Tayor: alright then
Tayor: bye
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Zombiebaron pleasures Mhaille
Rev_zim: I love this article's title http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/How_Slobodan_Milosevic_Got_His_Groove_Back
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Lugiatm fingers ZB's axe-wound
Rev_zim: is he dead?
Lugiatm: Yeah, a bit late I know
Zombiebaro: LUGI
Zombiebaron fingers Lugi's "head"
Zombiebaro: wow...this is wierd even to me...
Tompkins breaks Zombiebaron's finger
Mhaille: axe-wound.....
Lugiatm: Heh, remember that
Zombiebaro: my friend broke his wrist while fisting his girlfirend
Tompkins: ...
Zombiebaro: girlfriend, even
Lugiatm: When we were talking about the most offensive name for a female
Tompkins: How the hell did that happen?
Tompkins: Is her vagina made of cement?
Mhaille: was he waving her around his head?
Zombiebaro: no
Zombiebaro: he hurt her somehow and she clenched down
Tompkins: hahaha
Zombiebaro: they had to go to the ER with his hand up her ass
Tompkins: That'd be interesting to have to expain to people..
Lugiatm is staying out of this conversation
Zombiebaro: not really...
Zombiebaro: ...its just akward
Lugiatm: I guess it's one of those things you have to try first
Rev_zim: Zombiebaron: I don't believe you, it's an urban legend right?
Mhaille: "I slipped" doesn't cut it in hospitals anymore
Zombiebaro: "Hey mom, can you drive me to the hospital? My hand is up this chicks ass, and I think the wrist is broken"
Zombiebaro: Zim: Nope
Rev_zim: jesus
Tompkins: So, did they just cut her off of him?
Rev_zim: LOL
Zombiebaro: no, they sedated her and cut him out
Rev_zim: I almost belive it
Rev_zim works on believing it
Zombiebaro: and then sewed her up
Tompkins: "Ah, we're just gonna start cutting up the vagina and hopefully she'll just fall off within an hour or so."
Mhaille: Mr Smith, we're either going to have to remove your arm, or kill this bitch......
Tompkins: heh
Zombiebaro: Tompkins: It was anal fisting
Rev_zim: Zombiebaron: that should be in an article
Zombiebaro: It should
Mhaille: they should have soaked them in a bath
Mhaille: or used lard
Tompkins: I know, they can't fit the hand in the anus because there's a wrist there
Zombiebaro: although I can't write to well, so I'm not gonna write it
Tompkins: sciisors* not hand
Rev_zim: Zombiebaron: do a draft, show it to me, and maybe I'll work on it
Zombiebaro: anyone wanna write?
Zombiebaro: zim: no
Mhaille: write what?
Zombiebaro: I'm to slow
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: an article about my friend
Tompkins: It should be an UnNews story
Zombiebaro: heh
Rev_zim: well, put something on my talk page so I'll remember
Mhaille: I've already blanked it from my mind
Rev_zim: Mhaille: ah, the only intelligent person here
Tompkins: "Man performs anal fisting, breaks wrist"
Zombiebaro: I'll write the UnNews story then
Zombiebaro: unless someone else wants to
Rev_zim: do it in my catbox, Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: wait, would this be vanity?
Mhaille: eww
Rev_zim: nah, not the way I'd do it
Zombiebaro: then you do it
Tompkins: Yeah, just make it anonymous
Rev_zim: I'm busy with other stuff now, but I'll get to it soon... s'ok?
Zombiebaro: "Local doctors report that a man arived in ER with his hand up a womans ass"
Zombiebaro: zim: sure
Zombiebaro: ill leave a note in the catbox so you remember
Lugiatm: Oh wow, ZB got mentioned on ED
Zombiebaro: wtf?
Lugiatm: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Uncyclopedia - search for "Zombie Pope"
Zombiebaro: where?
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Rev_zim: Wrist twisted from anal fisting, heavy sedation required
Rev_zim: Zombiebaron: you rock
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Rev_zim: back in a few...
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: It's funny cause they don't realize I'm Jewish!
Lugiatm: Don't tell that do Brad
Lugiatm: to*
Zombiebaro: why not?
sannse wonders what being jewish has to do with anal fisting
Zombiebaro: sannse: I'm in an ED article
Lugiatm: He hates Jews and whites, and children
Zombiebaro: and they call me "Zombie Pope" and I meat jesus
sannse: awww... congratulations!
Lugiatm: Remember the nazis, ZB?
Zombiebaro: Lugi: But his love for Canadians should make me alright to him, eh?
Mhaille: least we forget
Lugiatm: Good point
Zombiebaro: uh huh
Zombiebaro: good old Canada
Lugiatm: He only hates the freedom-loving Americans
Zombiebaro: so do I
Zombiebaro: heh, that ED article is a piece of crap
Zombiebaro: I think I'm gonna link to it in my About page
Lugiatm: I think I just pwned ED... oops
Lugiatm: See my reply to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Talk:Uncyclopedia#That_rewrite
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zombiebaron/About#Who_is_Zombiebaron.3F <<<--- Lugiatm, check out #12
Lugiatm: Heh
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: I only hope rc doesn't see my link...
Lugiatm: He might FEATURE! you.
Zombiebaro: It also doesn't follow the policy of "Ignore all other wikis and they will go away, in time"
Zombiebaro: Lugi: Is that a u-fin-is-im?
Zombiebaron can't spell
Lugiatm: Idk what that means, so why not
Tompkins: hahaha!
Tompkins found the grossest article he's ever seen
Lugiatm: Goatse article on ED
Lugiatm: No wait, you can't have
Lugiatm: You wouldn't be laughing
Tompkins: No, it's on uncyc.
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: Is it the church of Scatology?
Tompkins: ...
Tompkins: no.
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zombiebaron/wip/Church_of_Scatology
Lugiatm: What article is it?
Zombiebaro: Its almost done folks!
Tompkins: http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Danger_Mouse&oldid=512051#A_NEW_DIRECTION
Rev_zim: I'm going to go for now, write a bit and take seg to the dentist, so, catch y'all on the dark side... bye for now
Tompkins: bye
Zombiebaro: by zim
Zombiebaro: Constant Erection with constant Ejaculation, sensation similar to that of an orgasm
Lugiatm: Oh dear
Rev_zim: Dear side featuring Dick Cheney... bye
Lugiatm: 'Tis rather gross
Lugiatm: Bye zim
*** Signoff: Rev_zim ("happy happy joy joy")
Zombiebaro: isn't ejaculation the same as orgasm?
Lugiatm: No :(
Tompkins: yeah, well, usually.
Zombiebaro: I mean, don't they go hand in hand
Lugiatm: Pun intended, ZB?
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Tompkins: You have an orgasm and then you ejaculate
Zombiebaro: I didn't even see that one Lugi
Zombiebaro: Tomp: yah
Zombiebaro: thats what I mean
Zombiebaro: so ejaculation isn't "simialr to...orgasam"
Tompkins: no
Zombiebaro: it is?
Tompkins: I just remember that from a VFD a long time back
Zombiebaro: ...
Tompkins: No, it's not similar, because, it's not.
Mhaille: come again?
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Tompkins: cum again?
Zombiebaro: nice one Mhaille
Zombiebaro: Tomp: You killed the joke
Zombiebaro: :P
Tompkins: I know
Tompkins: =[
Mhaille: stone dead
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Zombiebaro: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Zombiebaro: remember that guy?
Zombiebaro: I remember seeing 6 year olds with Stone Cold shirts
Zombiebaro: I thought they were red necks
Mhaille: coz Stone Cold sez so
Zombiebaro: uh huh...
Zombiebaro: ...sure
Zombiebaron looks at the time
Zombiebaro: wow....
Zombiebaro: I havn't written a thing so far
Zombiebaro: and I need lunch
Mhaille: I need a symbol for a car
Tompkins: a symbol for a car??
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Lugiatm: Google "car unicode"
Lugiatm anidmeno
Zombiebaro: http://autolumination.com/images/auto_bulbs/bmw_logo.jpg
Mhaille: yeah....like a representative image
Sikon: Lugiatm anidmeno?
Lugiatm: :o
Lugiatm: Sikon :D
Zombiebaro: look at that Mhaille
Zombiebaro: its not porn
Zombiebaro: ANIDN
Zombiebaro: SIKON
Zombiebaro: SEX
Zombiebaro: NOW!
Mhaille: thats not what I need
Lugiatm: bmw used to mean "black mans willy" in primary school
Zombiebaro: its a "symbol for a car"
Sikon: [Force Persuade] You don't want to see me have sex with Anidn
Mhaille: I mean like a stylized image of a car
Zombiebaro: [Force Persuade] These are not the droids you're looking for
Mhaille give Sikon a [Force Wedgie]
Zombiebaro: http://media.nasaexplores.com/lessons/03-001/images/car-1.gif <<<--- ?
Mhaille: bit more like that....but not shite
Sikon: [Failure] I'm pretty sure these ARE the droids I'm looking for...
Zombiebaro: NO DICE SIKON
Zombiebaro: http://www.telegraphics.com.au/albums/Characters/Freddy_car.sized.jpg >>Mhaille<<
Mhaille: eek
Zombiebaro: like it?
Mhaille: just needs to be one colour
Zombiebaro: http://www.chilton-computing.org.uk/acl/pngs/bkfig2c3.png >>So not this one, eh Mhaille?<<
Mhaille: no
Zombiebaro: http://www.rochford.gov.uk/rochforddcinternet/images/asbestos.gif <<<--- should be good, Mhaille
Mhaille: closer
Zombiebaron is tempted to link Mhaille to porn
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ARP/ARP115/Billbrd.jpg <<<--- All water-marked, but other then that, its nice
Mhaille: by Jingo I think I have it
Zombiebaro: http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/SUE/SUE104/BWBW0932.jpg <<<--- you can edit out the water mark
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: You liked the one I linked?
Mhaille: no.....found one of my own
Mhaille: :)
Zombiebaro: http://www.myaustinhealey.com/cd3000linedraw75150w.jpg <<<--- one last one
Zombiebaro: awwww...
Zombiebaro: and I thought I was helping
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Link me to the one you found
Zombiebaro: please
Mhaille: http://www.dreamstime.com/thumb_4/1098537888Yg9ih4.jpg
Tompkins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARTHUR_PLAYS_WITH_BONERS_AND_POOPY%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%26
Mhaille: <snicker>porn</snicker>
Lugiatm: I love WP
Zombiebaro: TRAITER
Lugiatm: Somebody does a completely unintelligible paragraph on porn in caps, so what do they do?
Lugiatm: Put it on VFD :P
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: idiots
Lugiatm: Just like when they turned April Fool's Day into a religious debate
Zombiebaro: I say we copy it, and feature it
anidnmeno: how can we be happy when there are child molesters lurking our site and IRC picking up defenseless girls and boys that hang out here
Zombiebaro: spork it, even
anidnmeno: SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE
Tompkins: ...
anidnmeno: OR I'LL TAKE THE SITE DOWN MYSELF... SOMEHOw
Lugiatm: People killin' people dyin', children hurt and women crying etc.
Zombiebaro: anidn: huh?
Tompkins: YEAh righT
Zombiebaro: I think anidn is coming out of the closet guys...be suportive
Zombiebaro: :P
anidnmeno: seriously
anidnmeno: Caitlin dumped me for some guy she met in #unnews and she plans to meet him
anidnmeno: and her friends are supporting it
Lugiatm: My mom is looking at me funny because I just laughed si hard
Lugiatm: so*
Zombiebaro: anidn...kill him
Lugiatm: Caitlin is a HE?
Zombiebaro: wait, who is this guy?
Tompkins: Now, now, don't resort to violence.
Tompkins: Kill Caitlin.
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: good call
Lugiatm: Apparently, I haven't been kept in the loop
Zombiebaro: anidn's gf come here sometimes
Zombiebaro: using the name "Caitai"
Lugiatm: And she dumped him?
Lugiatm: For someone she met on #unnews?
Zombiebaro: anidn: what's the username of her new lover?
anidnmeno: yes
Zombiebaro: Lugi: so anidn says
anidnmeno: kingbob
Zombiebaro: and he lives near you?
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Zombiebaro: KAKUN IS IN DA HOUSE
anidnmeno: no
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Laketiticaca1.jpg
Zombiebaro: then how is she gonna meat him?
Mhaille: whatcha think?
Lugiatm: lmao
anidnmeno: Mhaille: i'm scared to click
Lugiatm: Nice one Mhaille
Zombiebaro: nice on Mhaille
Tompkins: heh
Tompkins: anidn: WHo the hell did she meet in #unnews, no one goes there
Zombiebaro: kingbob, he says
kakun: mhaille: why not drow caca?
Zombiebaro: DROW
kakun: draw
Zombiebaron points out nerdy mispellings
Zombiebaro: holy crap its one in the after noon!
Zombiebaron has to get writing
Zombiebaro: and eating
Lugiatm: You crazy Canadians with your crazy timezones
Zombiebaro: heh
kakun: http://www.kingspecies.com/
Zombiebaro: I'm gonna be in Newfoundland soon, and time is 30 faster there
Lugiatm: I am afraid to click that link, simply since you posted it Kakun
Zombiebaro: 30 minutes, even
Zombiebaro: Lugi: old habits die hard, eh?
kakun: it's songs
Lugiatm: Heh
Zombiebaro: kakun: I don't read hebrew
Zombiebaro: kakun: I put on my Jewish User template
kakun: yes?
Zombiebaro: although if anyone anti-semite spams my talk page, I'm taking it off
kakun: jews are overrated
Lugiatm: There you go ZB
Zombiebaro: what?
Zombiebaro: kakun is a nazi?
Zombiebaro: I never would have guessed
Zombiebaron jokes, kakun
Zombiebaro: NO! DON'T SHOOT!
Zombiebaron is shot by kakun, the nazi
Zombiebaro: meh
Zombiebaro: I'm undead
Zombiebaron is talking to, and with, himself here
kakun: germns are pretty pissed off these days
kakun: they could start another war
Lugiatm: Pfft
Lugiatm: Only 'cause Italy pwned them
Lugiatm: Oh wow
Lugiatm: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/stains/
Lugiatm: Fuel for my Barry Scott obsession
Zombiebaro: okay...
Zombiebaron has a red head obsession
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Lugiatm: It's a shame it was so NSFW or I would have laughed so hard
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Zombiebaro: "it was"
Zombiebaro: define: it
Lugiatm: The link
Zombiebaro: Lugi: that was awesome
Lugiatm: And oh Jesus Christ
Lugiatm: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/beast+enders/
Zombiebaron loads
Tompkins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:WikiMeet_London_-_Jimbo_talks.jpg
Tompkins: Is that a beer is Jimbo's hand?
Lugiatm: Jimbo The Prophet? DRINKING?
Zombiebaro: I hope so
Lugiatm: He gets like pissed and goes on a vandalising spree
Lugiatm: And gets banned
Tompkins: heh
Tompkins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Jirachi
Lugiatm: Awesome
rwg: ëÓoo
Zombiebaro: HOW MENY VERGINZ OV DAT GAME DU U HAV?
Zombiebaro: we should use this for Brad's UPN thing
Lugiatm: ZB, I read that has "How many virgins have you had?"
Lugiatm: as*
rwg: AëÓaëÓin
Tompkins: 7
rwg: And yes, that word makes perfect sense
Tompkins: 7 virgins, because I blew myself up
Lugiatm: rwg, of course
rwg: ss = ëÓ
Lugiatm: It's assassin, with crappy [[German Grammar]]
rwg: you aëÓ
rwg: German grammar is awesome
rwg: lol
Zombiebaro: rwg: I CAN'T READ YOUR STUPID UNICODE
rwg: It's the long s ligature
rwg: Almost looks like the Beta character
rwg: but doesn't go below the line
rwg: AÌÄ
rwg: Was using the wrong one
rwg: You aÌÄes
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Tompkins: you know what would be great? If atoms just exploded whenever they felt like it
Tompkins: So you'd be sitting in your chair and all the sudden the table would just blow up.
Lugiatm: Or you're eating your cereal and the spoon blows up, breaks every bone in your hand
Lugiatm: Brings a new meaning to snap, crackle and pop
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: sounds like a good premise for a sci-fi anything
Lugiatm: Oh wow
Tompkins: ?
Lugiatm: Open a new Word document
Lugiatm: Type this exactly:
Lugiatm: = rand (200,99)
Lugiatm: Press "Enter"
Sikon: old joke...
Lugiatm: I wonder why that happens
Sikon: which, by the way, doesn't occur in OpenOffice
Tompkins: wait, what happens?
Lugiatm: It's like when you open Notepad, type "Bush hid the facts" without the quotes, save it and reopen it
Sikon: try it
Sikon: if you have MS Word
Tompkins: I don't..
Zombiebaro: neither do i
Sikon: I mean, if you're _unlucky enough_ to have MS Word installec
Zombiebaro: tell me what happens
Tompkins: yeah, tell us!
Zombiebaro: I use a mac
Zombiebaro: I have none of that junk
Sikon: it fills a crapload of pages with "The quick brown for jumps over the lazy dog."
Lugiatm: 15 pages
Sikon: fox
Tompkins: hahaha
Tompkins: that's weird
Zombiebaro: wow
Sikon: (I presume the dog part is played by IE)
Zombiebaro: thats awesome
Lugiatm: It's called antman102
Zombiebaro: why?
Lugiatm: It's a filler text thing
Sikon: I know
Zombiebaro: tell me
Lugiatm: Windows users, open up a TTF file and see what you get
Lugiatm: I assume there is some way of editing it
Sikon: the text used in the Russian version translates as:
Zombiebaro: Sikon: are you russian?
Lugiatm: The Spanish version translates as "The quick Hindu bat ate happy golden thistle and kiwi"
Sikon: Zombiebaron> yes
Tompkins: Lugi: What's the significance of the boxes when you do the "Bush hid the facts" thing
Tompkins: ?
Lugiatm: It's Unicode :P
Lugiatm: You need some new fonts, seriously
Tompkins: heh
Tompkins: WHat's it supposed to say?
Lugiatm: Some random Japanese looking crap
Tompkins: uh huh.//
Zombiebaro: Tomp: its quotes
Zombiebaro: I think thats the only unicode in his statement
Lugiatm: There is a way to install all the Unicode fonts from Control Panel
Lugiatm: All the ones you'll need, anyway
Sikon: "Eat more of these soft French loaves, and drink some tea"
Sikon: ^ Russian version
Lugiatm: Tompkins, go on Regional and Language Options from the control panel
Tompkins: no, too much work
Lugiatm: Hit the "languages" tab, and tick both options
Lugiatm: Then click OK
Lugiatm: And you're done
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: don't do
Zombiebaro: its a virus
Sikon: I guess there are more Mac users than PC users on this channel?
Lugiatm: Strangely, yes
Sikon: craaaaap!!!
Lugiatm: I think this channel has the highest number of Mac users ever seen on a channel, which coincidentally is the same number as the amount of Mac users there are in the world
Sikon: QDB!!!
Sikon: and among the PC users, there's quite a high amount of Linux users, it seems
Sikon: which is good(tm)
Zombiebaro: and that's a good thing (tm)
Zombiebaron quotes Martha Stewert
Zombiebaron shudders
Lugiatm: We Brits don't have a clue who your Martha Stewart is
Lugiatm: Thank god
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: its silent in here all of a sudden
Zombiebaro: I don't like it
Lugiatm: I just recieved an email from a friend saying he has a sad story to tell, and that I should reply back
Lugiatm: Which suggests he got dumped, because he is certainly beating around the bush
SonicChao: !!!
SonicChao: UnNews is broken
sannse: broken how?
SonicChao: I'll upload a screenshot
sannse: if it's table tags - probably means John is doing upgrade tests again
Lugiatm: John?
Lugiatm: Who is John?
SonicChao: John?
SonicChao: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:UnNewsIsBroken.png
sannse: John Q Smith - one of the Wikia techs
SonicChao: It is clearly visible in the screenshot, that UnNews is sliding off the page
sannse: specitfically - the one working on finding out why we can't upgrade
Lugiatm: I'm more likely to recognise Wikia techs from usernames
sannse: ok - Johnq
SonicChao: Uhm...
SonicChao: But UnNews IS Broken!
sannse: broken template at the bottom
sannse: if it's just appeared, wait a bit and it will go away - if it happened with an edit, revert the edit :)
SonicChao: sannse: I didn't edit it
SonicChao: sannse: I just came and it was broken, the last edit was by Bradaphaser
sannse: doesn't look as though anyone did - just checking to see if it's an edit to a template...
sannse: humm...
SonicChao: Hm...
sannse: found the template - it's not been edited though - hassling the techs now...
SonicChao: Good idea
sannse: OK - I've fixed it for now, and reported the problem
Mhaille: take your shoe off and hit it
sannse: I'm not wearing shoes
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sannse: besides, I prefer hammers
Mhaille: silver hammers?
SonicChao: The featured articles are still not there
sannse: too soft - diamond hammers are better
SonicChao: And a couple templates are broken
sannse: SonicChao: yes - but it's better to wait for the techs on those - at least it's not a distorted page any more
Lugiatm: Any Brits on at the moment?
sannse points to Mhaille
Mhaille: Brits? Here?
Lugiatm: Ah, Mhaille
SonicChao: sannse: Ok
Lugiatm: Can you verify something for me?
Mhaille: yes...it does get longer in the warm weather
Lugiatm: Not that
Lugiatm: Apparently that kid in the annoying "They're gonna taste great" Frosties advert tried to hang himself
Mhaille points back at Sannse
Lugiatm: My brother comes in and starts screaming they were showing pictures on the news, but I couldn't be arsed to go watch
Lugiatm: It's a rumour going throughout school, too
Tompkins: I'd hang myself too..
Lugiatm: Heh
Lugiatm: I always said that I had no idea how he copes at school
Lugiatm: But I've been told he earns a grand every time the advert shows
Mhaille: the one that looks like a bad rip off of the Offspring video
Mhaille: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060629082720AAZcfS0
Lugiatm: YouTube says "Yet another video parody of 'that' Frosties advert. I feel so sorry for that kid - that's if he's still alive. We've all heard the rumours."
Lugiatm: I don't think anyone knows for sure
Lugiatm: Woah
Zombiebaro: MAILLE
Lugiatm: Jesus Christ
Lugiatm: http://www.petitiononline.com/250290/petition.html
Zombiebaro: LUGI
Lugiatm: Petitiononline have really stooped low
Lugiatm: Hi ZB
Lugiatm: Thanks for the link Mhaille
sannse: I've not seen the ad - but then I don't watch much TV at all
Lugiatm: sannse: http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=33563
Tompkins: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7968489697514361069&q=frosties+advert
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:KnightTable.png <<<--- Comments please
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sannse: thanks
rwg: There are too many ostriches
rwg: Why are there so many ostriches?
rwg: The brochure said there were only a few ostriches...
sannse: Zombiebaron: it's good... but if you have to explain the joke...
Zombiebaro: sannse: I only explain it in the image comment
Zombiebaro: so if people are like
Zombiebaro: "wtf" and they click it, it explains the joke to them
sannse went wtf
Zombiebaron just discovred the the "magic earser" tool
Zombiebaro: zomg is so awesome
Zombiebaro: thank you potochop gods
sannse: PIRATE DOES NOT RHYME WITH PLATE!!!!1
Zombiebaro: ...
Tompkins: UNCYCLOPEDIA IS CATEGORY SPAMMING!!
Mhaille: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3btW2YQY_o&mode=related&search=
Tompkins: Can I ban him?? Can I? Huh, huh? PLEASEEE??!!?
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Zombiebaro: yes ban him, now
Zombiebaro: before he speaks
Tompkins: Mhaille: I enjoy the bad punctuation
Mandaliet: hi
Mhaille: yeah.....you see how much they've ripped off the video for the Offsprings Why Don't You Get A Job?
Tompkins: yeah
Lugiatm: Actually, I think he may have died after all
Lugiatm: In the last 1/2 second of the advert, he seems to have a seizure
Tompkins: heh
Tompkins: I also think he may be associated with the Hitler Youth...
Lugiatm: As evidenced by the huge angry mob following him
Tompkins: indeed
Lugiatm: Ready to burn, pillage and rape the offices of nutri-grain
Tompkins: I prefer Fruit Loops
Lugiatm: Oh dear
Lugiatm: This advert seems all the rage, and one person commented on a forum "His first blow job is going to be interesting too (It's going to taste great!)."
Zombiebaro: I know the guy who voices Tucan Sam
Zombiebaro: he went to school with my dad
Lugiatm: Ask him to hide hidden messages in the advert
Zombiebaro: heh
Lugiatm: It's a shame we Brits don't get Froot Loops
Mhaille: or those Krusty Kremes or whatever someone mentioned b4
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:XenuWarriorPrince.png <<<--- comments?
Lugiatm: Fantastic
Zombiebaro: you like it?
Lugiatm: Yup
Zombiebaro: so...you'll vote for it on VFP in 10 seconds after I nominate it?
Lugiatm: I've been doing my homework on Scientology recently, so that gave me a good laugh
Lugiatm: 15 seconds
Zombiebaro: Lugi: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zombiebaron/wip/Church_of_Scatology
Zombiebaro: read that, and add to it at will
Zombiebaro: its not porn
Zombiebaro: Mhaille, do you have any comments on Xenu Warrior Prince?
Lugiatm: Nice article ZB
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: glad you like it
Zombiebaro: it needs more...and I don't think I can add to it any more
Zombiebaro: I'm gonna finish the Table and add it to the main name space
Zombiebaro: feel free to add as much as you want now though
Mhaille: ZB...that is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen
Zombiebaro: Lugiatm: Have at her.
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: It is now on VFP...:D
Lugiatm: Okie dokie
Mhaille: you should put it on Image Review first
Zombiebaro: I know
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Zombiebaro: but I couldn't wait to have this one torn apart by the masses
Mhaille: trying to get people to use that first
Zombiebaro: I know, I put the knight table there
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk
Mhaille: we need comments people
Zombiebaro: If Xenu Warrior Princess is nominated, I will convert to Scientology
Zombiebaro: errr featured
Lugiatm: :o
Zombiebaro: itll be some sort of sci-fi sign
Lugiatm: BURN THE SCIENTOLOGIST!
Mandaliet: You're too full to eat that.
Zombiebaro: wtf Mhaille?
Mhaille: eh?
Zombiebaro: I'm to full to eat what?
Mhaille: I never said that
Zombiebaro: Lugi: I'm not a Scientologist yet
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Hmm...
Mandaliet: pre-emptive Scientologist burning
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha some poor sap voted for it
Zombiebaron thanks Lugi
Zombiebaro: thank you Lugi
Zombiebaro: Manny!
Mandaliet: hi
Zombiebaro: how goes it?
Mandaliet: it sure does
Zombiebaron subtly points out that he just nominated a picture
Zombiebaro: anywho, I gotta go eat now
Mandaliet: eating is for fat people
Zombiebaro: probably rc will have taken Xenu down by the time I am back
Zombiebaro: Manny: Jerk.
katieaway: LOOGIE
*** Tompkins is now known as breastfeeding
Mandaliet: :(
Zombiebaro: KATIE
katieaway: ZMOMBIE
Zombiebaro: what is Tompkins doing to that baby?
katieaway: do we want to know?
breastfeed: I'm eating!
katieaway: definitely not!
breastfeed: not the baby..
Zombiebaro: oh...sure...
Lugiatm: KEITEI
breastfeed: BE BACK LATERZZZ!!!
Mandaliet: Shareef don't like it
Zombiebaro: SO WILL I
Zombiebaron leaves
Mandaliet: rock the cat's butt
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zombiefeed: Manda: huh?
zombiefeed: I'm eating!
zombiefeed: not the baby...
zombiefeed: BE BACK LATERZZZ!!!
katieaway: right, so I'm going now
katieaway: later people
Lugiatm: Can you not be away sometime keitei? :(
Lugiatm: Bye
Lugiatm: I have found the single greatest game in existence
Lugiatm: http://216.120.241.243/~plasmap/
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Mandaliet decides to download this later
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Mandaliet: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
sannse looks at Mandaliet
Mandaliet: hi
sannse: have I just been shot?
Mandaliet: most people don't need to answer that
Mandaliet: I mean
Mandaliet: to ask that
sannse: well... maybe the shock has dulled the pain
Mandaliet: ah
Mandaliet: perhaps
*** zombiefeeding is now known as Zombiebam
Zombiebam: yay! my picture isn't into the negative votes yet!
*** Zombiebam is now known as Zombiebaron
Mandaliet: BAM!
*** ZM|Moving is now known as Zombieminion
Zombieminion clubs Mandaliet
Mandaliet: ouch
Zombieminion is a zombie, and feels no pain from Mandaliets gun
Zombiebaro: ..
Zombiebaro: wow
Zombiebaro: that was wierd
Zombiebaro: I used /me and Zombieminion said it for me
Zombiebaron is a zombie, and feels no pain from Mandaliets gun
Zombiebaro: there we go
Mandaliet: Hmm.
Zombiebaro: errr...I mean...I have no IRC puppets
Zombiebaro: :)
sannse: I think you need to practice your skills of camoflarge and deception
Mandaliet: camouflage*
Mandaliet: whoops...
Zombiemini: ZOMBIEBARON IS A BIG WANNKER
Zombiemini: I AM NOT HIS FUCKING PUPPET
Zombiemini: IM A REAL BOY
Zombiemini: WITH A REAL CAPS LOCK
Mandaliet: sannse smells like old fish
rwg: "LOOK BEHIND YOU, YOU STUPID COW!" <Can that be an identifying quote for someone?
Mandaliet: theoretically
sannse: My sense of smell is actually /much/ better than that of an old fish
Mandaliet goes "heh"
Zombiebaro: rwg: no
Zombiemini: STFU BARON
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: idiot
Zombiemini: I SAY STFU
Mandaliet: shh
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: so...
Zombiebaro: its silent in here
Zombiebaro: to silent
Mhaille: too
sannse: two
rwg: lol
rwg: Experimenting with flavor is fun
rwg: lol
rwg: Chocolate in tea tastes good
sannse: chocolate in /tea/!? o_O
sannse: on the other hand, chocolate in anything tastes good
rwg: yeah
rwg: I took the idea of chocolate flavored coffee and tried it with tea
rwg: It tastes really good.
Mandaliet: what about chocolate in sewage?
rwg: sannse: Chocolate covered onions would taste good?
rwg: yuck
rwg: Chocolate + ketchup
rwg: lol
rwg: There's a horrible combination
sannse: ok,ok, os I was exagerating a little
sannse: mind you, I did see a menu for a three course chocolate meal - iirc, the main course was chocolate and chicken
rwg: eww
rwg: Doesn't sound too good
sannse: I wish I had been able to find out
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Zombiebaron bangs pots and pans
Zombiemini: stop that
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Mandaliet: well, we're all going to be destroyed now
Lugiatm: Yeah, I read the news
Zombiebaro: Jesus, and I was all prepared
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Zombiebaro: We should have an article about Coke II
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sannse: which is exactly like Coke ... BUT WITH MORE I !
Mandaliet laughs
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: sure
Zombiebaro: heh "Crystal Pepsi"
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Pepsi
McDestroye: Sounds like a narcotic
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: I acctually remember drinking that
sannse: that was my first thought too
Zombiebaro: wich is funny, cause I was 4 at the time
McDestroye: Hell, that image on the link sort of has a bubbly drug look to it
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McDestroye: Mmm, liquid cocaine
Nerd42: Hahahaha, North Korea had a fireworks display on the Fourth of July. They must really love America.
Nerd42: i'm gonna write an UnNews about it
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_ChrŽtien_face_ad <<<--- read the image comment.
Zombiebaro: "One of the images from the commercial that many felt emphasized ChrŽtien's face"
Zombiebaro: This comment is below a picture of ChrŽtien's face
Zombiebaro: wtf?
McDestroye: It's impartiality
Mandaliet: I miss Crystal Pepsi
Mhaille: the country and western singer?
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McDestroye: I miss Pepsi Blue
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McDestroye: Jean Chretien sounds naughty
McDestroye: Like secretion on my Jeans
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Harper_attack_ads
Zombiebaro: read the ads
Nerd42: Hey, um, somebody do something screwy with this picture while I write the article: http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Image:LocationNorthKorea.png
Zombiebaro: they are so ambigous it makes no sense
Zombiebaro: Nerd: Just use the image location of a diffrent country
Zombiebaro: that always works
Mandaliet: I'll add a smiley face!
Lugiatm: NO WAY
Lugiatm: Research reveals that Barry Scott played a serial axe-murderer on The Bill
Lugiatm: I knew it! I knew it!
Nerd42: oh. hmm ... i kinda was thinkin of drawing little american flags on all the countries round north korea
Nerd42: and uh ... showing little fireworks going off in the sky over north korea
Nerd42: and the article says that they just love america so much over there, they had a fireworks display on july 4th
Zombiebaro: I HAVE FOUND A COMEDIC WELLSPRING OF GOLD
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_miscellaneous_commercial_failures
Zombiebaro: everything there is amazing
Nerd42: c00l
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McDestroye: Iceland failed?
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Zombiebaro: see?
Zombiebaro: its all awesome
Zombiebaro: Some consumers mistakenly decided the doll was from the teen-fashion line of Barbie dolls and promoted teen sex.
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Mhaille: more than it does already?
Nerd42: ok i'm back :)
Zombiebaro: wait, Greenich has the Olympics in 2012?
Mhaille: back again
Nerd42: BBAAAACK IN BLAAACCK!!
Zombiebaro: dun dun duuhhhh
Zombiebaro: dun dun duuhhhh
Nerd42: dun dun DUMMMM
diMario: Good morning
Zombiebaro: dum da doo dala
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diMario: icky-icky-icky-pooh
Nerd42: ok um ... now um maybe i should take the North Korea topic to #unnews
Nerd42: but i would really appreciate some advice if anybody has any good ideas
Mandaliet: http://img.mandaliet.com/LocationNorthKorea.png
Mandaliet: although it hasn't uploaded quite yet...
Zombiebaro: Billy Beer: A brand of beer named for the brother of president Jimmy Carter, bought more as a curiosity than as a beverage.
Mandaliet punches his server thing
Nerd42: o i c it ... um its in the wrong spot, is that why its funy ?
Mandaliet: okay, um...
Zombiebaro: ummmm
Mandaliet: that's... dammit
Mandaliet: it didn't save right
Zombiebaro: looks the same to me
Mhaille: common people.....there's folk waiting for feedback here...... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk
Mandaliet: okay, refresh image
Mhaille: gather around and make your comments
Nerd42: its loading ... slowly ...
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DnL <<<--- okay I got it...we flip the article on 7up...upside down
Zombiebaro: ...we have no article on 7up
Zombiebaro: damnit
Mhaille: we do
Mhaille: I wrote it
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/7-Up
Mandaliet: don't forget the hyphen!!
Nerd42: um, I think i might need some title advice. "UnNews:North Korea celebrates American Independence Day with world's largest fireworks display" seems a bit too lengthy for a news headline
McDestroye: ...we have no article on 7'up
Zombiebaro: oh
Zombiebaron ads a redirect
Mandaliet: do we have an article on 7@up?
Nerd42: i'll 7 YOU!! up
Mandaliet: cool
Nerd42: In Soviet Russia, 7 ups YOU!!
McDestroye: I remember drinking this fantastic drink, 6-up or something--do we have an article on that?
Nerd42: no no taht was 6Down
Mandaliet: surely you're thinking of 17 Across
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Can you turn it upside down and put it at dn-L?
diMario: Meh
Zombiebaro: cause dnL was an actual drink
Mhaille: no
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McDestroye: 7-across -- 4-letter word for brand of soda
diMario: a-d-o-s
McDestroye: it fits
Mandaliet: Zombiebaron: I'll do it, because I'm bored
Zombiebaro: yay
Zombiebaro: I just can't figure out how to do a sceen capture that big
diMario: How can you be bored on a friday night ?
Nerd42: coke u retard
Zombiebaro: apparantly there is a Firefox extention that does it
Mandaliet: it's Thursday afternoon, that's how
Zombiebaro: di: Its a thursday in Canada
Nerd42: McDestroyertron the word is "coke", now dont do drugs
Zombiebaro: or 7-up, Nerdykins
Nerd42: Wait, there is a FireFox extension that makes you bored on a friday night ?
diMario: This lag is wreaking havoc with my interweb sociality
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Mandaliet: I think a giant image is bad but I'll do it anyway
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Brianabanks01.jpg <<<--- this needs to be on more pages
McDestroye: Let the image be the article, kemosabe
Mandaliet: oh look, boobs
Mandaliet: and legs
Zombiebaron leaves in flavor of dinner and TV and maybe watching Blade Runner again
Mandaliet: and I think women look fake when they wear makeup
Mandaliet: but that's just me
Mhaille: who uploaded that image?
diMario: Re briannabanks01.jpg : let us not go on the way of ED
Mhaille: thats terrible
ENeGMA: haha
Mandaliet: I think that image would cure ED
Nerd42: um what the heck ?
Mhaille: she has the same birthday as me, too
McDestroye: I have the same birthday as me, too
diMario: So you're..13 ?
Mhaille: th 01 doesn't mean I have more in the sequence, btw
ENeGMA: i know
ENeGMA: ...
diMario: No, of course not
diMario: I have two birthdays. That's why I am so old
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: Mhaille has 345 other images in the sequence
diMario: One is march 30, 1960 and the other one is secret
Zombiebaro: UPLOAD 'EM ALL AT ONCE AND CRASH THE SERVER MHAILLE
Zombiebaron leaves
McDestroye: Can people born on February 29th live until 3028?
Mhaille: have you read the text under that image in 7UP
Zombiebaro: bye bye
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