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Log file opened at: 7/4/06 10:01:44 AM
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*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by keitei on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 1:45:35 AM
#uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron slif3rjam ENeGMA Mhaille Skiddles^ Mandaliet deathz0r DavidGerard sannse Sikon MessedRocker Morlark katieaway nosebleed Trinity_Quasar jenda nsh MoneySign Caitai Boil wolf Bradaway Olathe apecat richjkl
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*** Channel created at Friday, May 5, 2006 2:48:24 PM
Zombiebaro: How come the words on the reskin's logo look like shit?
slif3rjam: Solving crimes
Zombiebaro: ...thats not a proper answer
slif3rjam: I think I'll but some pixels on Encyclopediadramatica.
slif3rjam: Or not
Zombiebaro: "but" does not fit in that sentance
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaron boots up his N64 Emulator
slif3rjam: buy
Skiddles^: >:3
slif3rjam: L:Y
*** Caitai is now known as rmg
*** Mandaliet is now known as Caitai
*** rmg is now known as rga107
Zombiebaro: ...
rga107: hello Caitai
Caitai: hi
rga107: how are you doing?
Zombiebaro: hey you two
Caitai: dying of AIDS, you?
Zombiebaro: I'm pregnant
Zombiebaro: with AIDS
rga107: uggh
Caitai: in the butt?
rga107: you too
rga107: I changed my name to verify something
*** rga107 is now known as Mandaliet
Mandaliet: hello Caita
*** Signoff: Mandaliet (Nick collision from services.)
Caitai: I suck
*** Caitai is now known as Mandaliet
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Mandaliet: hi, Caitai
Caitai: uggh Mandaliet
Caitai: Mandaliet : I am doing something importnat
Mandaliet pats Caitai
Mandaliet: how important?
Caitai: very
Caitai: so I would like if you did not interfer
Mandaliet: oh
Mandaliet: what are you doing?
Caitai: look 3 from the top
Caitai: and tell me what you see?
Skiddles^: Get straight to the point?
Mandaliet: you!
Caitai: above me
Mandaliet: wait, no
Mandaliet: Brad
Caitai: there is my point exactaly Skiddles^
Skiddles^: There is no Brad.
slif3rjam: No Brad
Skiddles^: No bread D:
slif3rjam: No spoon
Caitai: no jelly
Caitai: no knofe
slif3rjam: No knife, either
Mandaliet: I see a Brad
Skiddles^: No Caitai.
slif3rjam: You're hallucinating
Mandaliet: cool
Caitai: No Skiddles^
slif3rjam: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vogon
Caitai: and that would mean both of us are
slif3rjam: What do you think of my vogon article?
Caitai: I think it is ggod
Caitai: good
slif3rjam: I think it is god, too.
Caitai: but seeing that I have never written an article I would not be a good person to ask
Caitai is techincally challenged
slif3rjam: Just pick a requested rewrite and get to it!
slif3rjam: It's easy!
Mandaliet: heh, I like the image
slif3rjam: Vogons!
slif3rjam makes annoying noises
Caitai: I do not even know to do that
slif3rjam: bllllring!
Caitai: Kakun : is sexually challenged
slif3rjam: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Rewrite
Caitai: just had to put that little bit of information in
slif3rjam: We knew that already
Zombiebaro: KAKUN IS SOME KINDA DEMI-GOD OF HUMOR
Zombiebaro: DON'T BAD MOUTH A JEW
Zombiebaro: :P
Mandaliet: Jews are funny-looking
Mandaliet: also, I'm going now
Zombiebaro: I am one
Zombiebaro: bye Mandy
Mandaliet: Zombiebaron: you're funny-looking
Mandaliet: bye
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slif3rjam: Hi!
Skiddles^: :(
Caitai: I am not bad mouthing a jew
Caitai: Kakun is funny tho
Caitai: very funny
slif3rjam: funny looking
Caitai: I have not seen a pic so I can not agree or disagree
Zombiebaro: got the Kakun's Place
Zombiebaro: its a sub domain of VFP
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Zombiebaro: ANIDN
slif3rjam: nom me for UGotM
Skiddles^: What should I name my character person?
Skiddles^ looks at the lot of you.
slif3rjam: M&Mz
Zombiebaro: Skid: GOLGATHOR THE AVENGER
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*** Signoff: ENeGMA ()
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Carragher: hi
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Carragher: is anyone talking today ???
sannse: nope
sannse: I'm busy hating html right now
Mhaille: yah html
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Carragher: sannse why are you hating html ?
Carragher: ??
sannse: because I have a div with padding of 20px, but my text in that div goes right to the edge. AND SPLARKA IS ASLEEP!!
Mhaille: you've got to love that coding
slif3rjam: meeogo
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Carragher: sannse do you have dream weaver ?>
sannse: nope - is that a wisywig? if so... don't use them
Mhaille: Dreamweaver is industry standard
Mhaille: and you can flick between hardcoding and wysiwyg
sannse: ah, I used to use coffeecup like that - but on wikis I prefer to do it direct
sannse: and try to learn what I've done wrong
sannse: /try/
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Olipro: happy independance day folks!
Olipro: that country used to be OURS
Mhaille: God Bless Will Smith
Olipro: what do you want Mr. ZOMG Broadband?
Olipro: :)
slif3rjam: :)> <(
Mhaille: bugger me its hot
Mhaille: my head has melted
Olipro: aye, that 'tis
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Olipro: having my soldering iron on the go doesn't help either
Olipro: you know
Olipro: I'm mighty surprised Google doesn't have a 4th July logo change
Joe857: I don't think they're proud to be American.
Olipro: I'm not proud to be an American
Olipro: but I'm British
Joe857: But Google was made in America.
sannse: so was napalm
Olipro: so were you
Joe857: Mmmhmm.
Olipro: I think your being created in the US is a blemish on the nation
Olipro: I'm only jesting Joe857
Olipro: it's the heat making me grumpy
Olipro: how are you?
Joe857: What, a blemish on stupidity?
Skiddles^: I'm a lion.
Skiddles^: >:3
Joe857: OH NOES
Skiddles^: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
Olipro: getting a bit old now...
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Skiddles^: No it isn't. :P
Skiddles^: Maybe without the JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR bit.
Olipro: yes it is
Olipro: all you do is dance
Olipro: and make lion faces
Olipro: you suck
Skiddles^: :(
Skiddles^: YOU don't even make lion faces!
Skiddles^: Thou sucketh!
Skiddles^ dances and >:3s
Joe857: Tompkins isn't here. D:
Skiddles^: :D
Olipro: claiming that i suck for not sucking sucks
Skiddles^ covers ears and sings loudly.
Skiddles^: And dances at the same time.
Olipro: I'm only pissing around anyway Skiddles^
Skiddles^: =|>:3>-<
Olipro: yay!!!
Olipro: dancing lion
Olipro hugs skiddles
Skiddles^: Me too, your sarcasm meter is broken :P
Skiddles^: Oh, and you suck. :P
Skiddles^ does a dance dance dance
Olipro cries
Joe857: I really should go do something productive with my life, like take a shower
Olipro: a shower...
Olipro: is that like a Durham shower?
Olipro prods Mhaille
Joe857: No, it's how us Americans bathe.
Olipro: sorry, you don't get the "Durham shower" reference clearly
Joe857: Nope.
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Olipro: fortunately
Olipro: I kept a link
Olipro: http://images3.orkut.com/images/album/3/848/2267848.jpg
Skiddles^: I took a shower, now I'm all fuzzy.
Olipro: want a spongebath Skiddles^?
Skiddles^: Hmm, orkut. Sounda famillar.
Olipro: Skiddles^: type out the letters of your keyboard row-by-row
Olipro: only the letters though
Olipro: I.e: qwertyuiop|asdfghjkl|zxcvbnm
Skiddles^: >:3rawriamalion
Olipro headdesks
slif3rjam: !
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Skiddles^ does a dance.
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SimCaputos: I go on hiatus for what? a week?
SimCaputos: and VFD fills up
Skiddles^: D:
SimCaputos: it was absolutely trashed!
Skiddles^: VFD :F
Skiddles^: :D, maybe.
SimCaputos: hehe
SimCaputos: oh, well, now that it has been cleaned up
SimCaputos: I get to watch Kenshin
Skiddles^: What?
SimCaputos: Rurouni Kenshin!
Skiddles^: Well, I get to watch VFD. HAH!
Skiddles^: %II%I get to watch VFD
SimCaputos: there's more killing at VFD, even though Kenshin is about a swordsman :P
Skiddles^: Argh, foiled again!
Skiddles^: And play Disgaea at the same time.
Skiddles^: Warrior :D
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Skiddles^: VFD scares me.
insertwack: http://momanswers.ytmnd.com/
Skiddles^: :(
Carragher: is rwg here today?
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googoogaga: haha, funny site
googoogaga: oh the americans
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slif3rjam: Hi!
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slif3rjam: Hello?
slif3rjam: How do you like my N article
slif3rjam: ?
sannse: his memoirs were threatening him? sentient books?
slif3rjam: No
slif3rjam: from having written
slif3rjam: his memoirs
*** Signoff: Skiddles^ ("Leaving")
slif3rjam: I ate skiddles till dey wus gone
*** Signoff: JoeShower (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
slif3rjam: I ate....no I didn't.
slif3rjam: He just left
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slif3rjam: Now then...
slif3rjam: How're you?
slif3rjam: Do you like zucchini?
sannse: More upgrade tests about to happen folks - please shout if things don't look right (and ignore any stray table tags for a while)
sannse: might not hit uncyc this time round, but just in case...
sannse: and there is no such thing as zucchini
Zombiebaro: ...
Mhaille: hey Zomb
Mhaille: and anyone else I missed coming in
Caitai: hello Mhaille
Mhaille: good evening
Caitai: evening?
sannse: yep, that it is
sannse considers food
Caitai: your in a different time zone
Caitai: good evening Mhaille
sannse: the upgrade test /will/ affect uncyc... repleat... /will/ affect uncyc ... stand by all units!
sannse: "repleat" - I must be hungry
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:CarmenE.jpg
Mhaille: not quite sure how he intends to use that in an article
sannse: any excuse for a sexy bird in nice underwear eh?
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zim_ulator: hi kids
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Mhaille: tis the Magnificent Zimbo
*** Signoff: slif3rjam (Remote closed the connection)
zim_ulator: alas, not quist as magnificent as the extramagnificent Mhaille
Mhaille: has anyone seen the classic B Movie - Attack of the Land Crabs?
zim_ulator: no, sounds classic though
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zim_ulator: brb
Mhaille: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crabmonsters/
Mhaille: looks like it was released under a different name in the US
Mhaille: the crabmonster6.wav is a great one though
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Zombiebaro: MHAILLE
Olipro: ZOMBIE
Zombiebaro: OLIPRO
sannse: SANNSE
Zombiebaro: SANNSE
Mhaille: by a strange coincidence I'd added the same reference to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Simon_Schama
Mhaille: and http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bush
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: Kate's Bush
Olipro laughs at the self-reference
Zombiebaro: what self refrence?
Olipro: have a good Canada day Zombiebaron?
Olipro: sannse said SANNSE
Zombiebaro: uh huh
Zombiebaro: I had a good Canada day
Mhaille: stop making sannse
sannse: I never make sannse
Olipro: it just doesn't make sannse
Olipro: talk sansse!
Zombiebaro: hey Mhille, wanna switch the main page to Babel:CaD and see if anyone notices?
sannse: it's all totally sannseless!
Olipro: you'll be beaten sannseless
Olipro: Zombiebaron: actually, that'd be funny
Zombiebaro: It'll be funny watching the American's brains melt
Zombiebaro: yes!
Zombiebaro: I said something funny!
Olipro: the words PWN would need to go somewhere
Mhaille: she'd see you coming with her 6th sannse
Zombiebaro: ...
sannse: ugg.. scary... I can only cope with one of me
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: So, wanna switch it?
Mhaille: OHNOES.....Uncyc has died
zim_ulator: anyone see the main UnNews page is afu?
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Mhaille: an ugly death
Olipro: afu?#
Mhaille: now its back
Zombiebaro: Mhaille...
Zombiebaro: switch the main page...
Zombiebaro: ...itll be funny
zim_ulator: all fucked up
Olipro: looks fine to me
sannse: see the bit above where I said we were testing...
Zombiebaron has fun checking out how much his comic books are worth
zim_ulator: iok, it's fine now
Carragher: hi
sannse: it's being rolled back again now - test failed to find the damn problem again
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Zombiebaro: CODEINE
Mhaille: here's the problem
Carragher: Mhaille how do you create a quote on uncyclopedia?
Codeine: yeah, that's right
zim_ulator: hi code
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Codeine: it's the motherfuckin' cody code
Olipro: hello codeine
Olipro: person who has broadband
Codeine: hey guys
Mhaille: {{Q|Funny words|Noel Coward|Subject}}
Zombiebaro: heh
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Carragher: thx mhaille
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Codeine: Oli: You aren't on dialup, surely?
SonicChao: Hello
Mhaille: he's using pidgeon
Zombiebaro: Codeine: Wanna switch the current reskin with Babel:CaD, please?
Zombiebaro: it'll be funny
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Mhaille: Zomb....it'll change the logo too
Codeine: it's like the internet equivalent of a paper cup and a lenghtr of string
Zombiebaro: and it will feed my ego
Olipro: Codeine: my ISP went bust
Olipro: they've had their pipes taken by EzeeDSL, aka 186k
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: The current logo us fucked up anyway
Sikon: I just stumbled over a file called unzip101e.zip
Zombiebaro: the text is wrong
Olipro: and are demanding an extortionate fee to get back on
Olipro: it really takes the piss
Mhaille: Codeine....was the reply on your talk page OK?
Olipro: so yes, I'm on dial-up
slif3rjam: done with N
slif3rjam: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/N
Codeine: Mhaille: yes, I guess so
Codeine: :-)
Codeine: Since you already had a link on there already, I can;t accuse you of whoring, at least
Mhaille: lol
zim_ulator: can I be the whore now?
SonicChao: Hi slif3rjam
Codeine: Zombie: Why would I do that?
SonicChao: Hi zim_ulator
slif3rjam: done with N. What do you think?
Zombiebaro: Codeine: For laughs
Codeine: That was the reskin 4 days ago
zim_ulator: hi Sonic, how's it?
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Codeine#I_was_wondering
slif3rjam: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Nforbes.jpg look at #8
Zombiebaro: Code: Yes, we'd celebrat Canada Day on July the Fourth, and the First
SonicChao: zim_ulator: ok
zim_ulator: nice N graphic slif
Zombiebaro: It'd melt the patriotic minds
Zombiebaro: or at least put in a <choose>
Codeine doesn't care enough, sorry
SonicChao: lol
zim_ulator sings patriotic tunes in his mind...
SonicChao: Nice N graphic slif3rjam
slif3rjam: yes
zim_ulator: sieg heil!
zim_ulator: oops
slif3rjam: I hack3d into forbes.com
zim_ulator: wrong century
Zombiebaro: N is also a game
Zombiebaro: with a ninja
Zombiebaro: it is good
slif3rjam: I know
Zombiebaro: and free
slif3rjam: I know
Zombiebaro: :)
zim_ulator whimsically chews a ninja's arm off
slif3rjam: How did I hack forbes.com?
Zombiebaro: http://www.comicspriceguide.com/p-indiv.asp?comicTableID=93835
Zombiebaro: I have that comic
Zombiebaro: :D
SonicChao: slif3rjam: You forgot {{Alphabet}}
slif3rjam: cool
zim_ulator: my brother financed his house with a comic book collection
Zombiebaro: wow
SonicChao: slif3rjam: I added it
Zombiebaro: I don't wanna sell my comic books
zim_ulator: he's a greedy hoarding bastard
Zombiebaro: I have a closet full
Zombiebaro: I read them all the time
slif3rjam: I have every single no exceptions at all spiderman comic book
Zombiebaro: And can quote from some
Codeine: wow
Mhaille: wish I still had my Silver Surfer ones
Codeine: slifer, you a rich man
zim_ulator nonchalantly chews spiderman's legs off
slif3rjam: thanks, sonic
SonicChao: slif3rjam: np
SonicChao: I wonder what the other admins that aren't in this room are gonna think
SonicChao: *snickers(
Zombiebaro: Slif: All his titles?
Zombiebaro: cause he had a few diffrent ones
slif3rjam: Last estimate on comicbook collection: 56,000+
slif3rjam: $
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slif3rjam: Got at garage sales
slif3rjam: and flea markets
zim_ulator: our newest female cat is in heat, and is hitting on our neutered male
SonicChao: lol
slif3rjam: sold dupes for more
Codeine: I wish I'd collected comics when I was a kid
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
slif3rjam: I'm gonna give em to my kid
slif3rjam: when I get one
Codeine: Or even just left my Star Wars figures in their original boxes
Zombiebaro: heh
slif3rjam: I played with em, too
zim_ulator: poor bastard is very confused
Zombiebaro: yah, most of my comics are my mothers
Codeine: mind you, what kid in the 80's was ever gonna do that
Zombiebaro: so they are old
Mhaille: does no one go to Image Review?
slif3rjam: no
Mhaille: you all suck
Zombiebaro: I do!
zim_ulator: time for lunch, I'll be back
McDestroye: Happy Earth's Aphelion Day everyone!!!
Zombiebaro: I have it on my watchlist, Mhaille!
SonicChao: Mhaille: There is an Image Review?
Mhaille: Hindleyite is away
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Hindleyite/Image_Review
slif3rjam: I will leave soon as well
Mhaille: yeah....its just a test at the moment to see if we can stop people dumping all over VFP
SonicChao: Mhaille: Maybe if it was better advertised...
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Is it in the Community Portal?
Zombiebaro: It should be
Mhaille: not yet.....we should move it to its own name spave
Mhaille: space
Zombiebaro: and maybe put it on the main page for a day, like was done with the Unnews Comics
Zombiebaro: and maybe put it in the Image Name Space
Mhaille: think Hindleyite is back in a few days
Mhaille: so I'll let him sort it
Mhaille: :)
Zombiebaron will be leaving for Newfoundland in two weeks
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McDestroye: I just ate five taquitos
McDestroye: Is that anti-American?
Mhaille: only if you enjoyed it
slif3rjam: No
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Codeine: No son, eatin' all you can is the American way
slif3rjam: We patented the name "taquito"
Codeine: God bless Mom and Appple Pie
McDestroye: Yeah, but we're having fish and chips for dinner and Canadian Moose for dinner
McDestroye: *desert
McDestroye: *dessert
McDestroye: *desert
slif3rjam: and ostrich pie for a snack
McDestroye: We'll be eating it in the desert
slif3rjam: *snick
McDestroye: yes
slif3rjam: *snuck
slif3rjam: *snock
Codeine: It's only anti-american if you don't eat all those things too
slif3rjam: *snack
McDestroye: Dinfast is a collection of fish from the Great Barrier Reef
slif3rjam: Nom me for UGotM PLEASE!
slif3rjam: I almost won last time
slif3rjam: I can win this time
slif3rjam: Do it! Do it! Do it!
McDestroye: pass
slif3rjam intercepts
Codeine: Pleading is so undignified
slif3rjam runs
slif3rjam makes a touchdown
McDestroye: Hooray for AMERICAN football
slif3rjam: GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Codeine: Yay! Hooray for sports that no-one else cares about!
slif3rjam pronounces bacaruda
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McDestroye: Ba-ba-ra-ra-cu-cu-da-da
slif3rjam: No
slif3rjam: Ba-ca-ru-da
slif3rjam: :<>
McDestroye: I can't pronounce Barracuda
slif3rjam: Olipro!
slif3rjam: Nom me for UGotM?
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McDestroye: Don't use question marks
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McDestroye: it's unMANLY
slif3rjam: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
slif3rjam: They're not question marks. They're broken lightbulbs
slif3rjam: ?
rwg: Holy crap, that parade took TWO HOURS to complete.
slif3rjam: rwg: who are you?
rwg: >
Zombiebaro: So...if I were to nominate Pants for UotM...would any of you guys vote for him? I mean...there are already two really deserving fellows nominated, so would he get votes?
rwg: *?
slif3rjam: I wood
slif3rjam: haha
slif3rjam snickers
Zombiebaro: wood...heh
slif3rjam: nommeplease
sannse: gloryhound
Mhaille: Pants who?
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McDestroye: pants dance muthafucka
Zombiebaro: sannse: what does gloryhound mean?
Mhaille: did you mean gloryhole?
McDestroye: It's a bussing company
sannse: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+hound
sannse: urbandictionary knows all
sannse: the example is bad though
McDestroye: And there's only one definer
sannse: actually - come to think of it, the definition isn't much cop either
Zombiebaro: sannse: So you're saying that I feed off other people's glory?
sannse: should be everything else - not body else
sannse: Zombiebaron: nah - that's what I mean, the def is bad
sannse: glory hound == glory seaker, at all costs
Zombiebaro: hmmmmm
Zombiebaro: not sure why you said that
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sannse: [18:18] <slif3rjam> nommeplease
sannse: [18:18] <sannse> gloryhound
sannse: not you anyway
sannse: oy Zombiebaron! not you anyway!
sannse sighs
slif3rjam sighs
sannse pats slif3rhound
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McDestroye: Not this damn sighing again
anidnmeno damn sighs
slif3rjam woofs
slif3rjam licks self
slif3rjam licks elf
anidnmeno headdesks
slif3rjam licks desk
slif3rjam licks eskimo
slif3rjam licks deskimo
anidnmeno licks deskimo?
slif3rjam licks deskimo
anidnmeno headsliferjams
McDestroyertron dicks leskimo
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slif3rjam licks lesbian
anidnmeno greets glen_away
sannse whaps slif3rhound on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
slif3rjam licks own tongue
GIen_away waves
slif3rjam licks wounds
Caitai licks kingbob
slif3rjam says hello
Caitai says hello
Mhaille says hello
slif3rjam asks to be nommed for UGotM
McDestroyertron slif3rjan's says
zim_ulator returns
slif3rjam hops
anidnmeno continues shunning Caitai
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zim_ulator: damned quitters
anidnmeno gasps
slif3rjam gasps
Caitai continutes to lick kingbob
anidnmeno says 'ZIM_ULATOR'!!
slif3rjam licks Mhaille
zim_ulator: anidnmeno!!!
Olipro: hey zim
Olipro: read your article
slif3rjam gasps
zim_ulator: hey Oli
Olipro: like it
anidnmeno: fuck this
Olipro: my dial-up crapped out
zim_ulator: thanks :D
slif3rjam licks Mhaille anyways
Olipro: I've just registered with Talk Talk, I'll be up an running in August
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zim_ulator: I was shocked to find it's an actual relic
Mhaille: eww
Olipro: which is handy since I'm on holiday for August anyway :P
zim_ulator: you take holidays? you bastard!
slif3rjam licks people until they nom me
Mhaille: I'm planning on taking some time off
Olipro: only thing that keeps me sane :)
slif3rjam licks zim_ulator
slif3rjam licks Olipro
Mhaille: I'd have two days off since xmas
zim_ulator pours vinegar over self to discourage further licking
slif3rjam licks Mhaille
slif3rjam licks ENeGMA
slif3rjam licks rwg
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slif3rjam licks wolf
slif3rjam licks SonicChao
rwg: jackass...
zim_ulator: I haven't had a proper vacation since 1983 or so
slif3rjam licks nosebleed
SonicChao: LOL
slif3rjam licks Boil
slif3rjam licks apecat
SonicChao: slif3rjam: NOM YOU FOR WHAT?
slif3rjam licks UGotM
SonicChao: slif3rjam: :(
Olipro: I guess flights aren't terribly cheap for yanks
apecat: slif3rjam: YOU HAVE AWAKEN MY BUNGHOLE AND NOW YOU MUST PAY
zim_ulator: not these days
SonicChao: LOL!
slif3rjam licks everybody
Olipro: seeing as everything except NA/canada/SA is far away
slif3rjam licks everybody again with his huge, gigantic tongue
zim_ulator: you ought to go to Bulgaria
apecat: why is this channel always filled with retards who likes to hilight people?
apecat: *who like
slif3rjam: apecat: I licked you
apecat: yeah thank you very much
zim_ulator: I don't need no stinking licking
apecat: congratulations, that makes you a retard
slif3rjam licks everybody again with his huge, gigantic tongue that is getting quite spitty
Olipro: heh, we were looking into buying a place out there funnily enough
zim_ulator: retard is not PC, try idiot
zim_ulator: no kidding? lol
Caitai wipes spit on slif3rjam
zim_ulator: LOL@ Caitai
apecat: gah
slif3rjam licks everybody
Olipro: yeah, but there's a fair lot of fraud going on out there it seems which dissuaded us :)
slif3rjam licks fraud
slif3rjam licks frog
zim_ulator: ponzi schemes and such
slif3rjam licks everybody
zim_ulator: ?
slif3rjam licks MoneySign
slif3rjam: oww. spick
ENeGMA: the vanity posters are getting tricky
ENeGMA: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:SwordsAreShiney
apecat: ffs, whe need a ban-thirsty op here
slif3rjam licks ENeGMA
zim_ulator: I wish I could visit the UK, so's I could larn to talk right
ENeGMA: thanks
Olipro: yeah
Olipro: turning up to a house and finding someone else has been sold it
ENeGMA: can you put user pages in qvfd?
zim_ulator: lovely
Olipro: or already lives there, etc etc
zim_ulator: I thought that was common in England a well? ;)
slif3rjam licks the guy standing in the corner
zim_ulator: seg says hi
slif3rjam licks zim_ulator
zim_ulator: she's not going to hang here with all the lippy smacky sounds slif3rjam is making, though... heh heh
slif3rjam: C'mon! Nom me! My tongue is tired!
slif3rjam: seg?
slif3rjam: Who's seg?
zim_ulator: my better 2/3
zim_ulator: she's not an Uncyc user, just a fan so far
slif3rjam: seg! zim won't nom me! no love for him tonite!
slif3rjam: OBEY.
slif3rjam snaps
Olipro says hi back!
Olipro: yeah, it probably does happen in britain
slif3rjam crackles
slif3rjam pops
Olipro: but only if you don't go through an EA
Olipro: which is generally the norm nowadays
Olipro: :P
zim_ulator: EA?
Olipro: Estate Agent
zim_ulator: ah
zim_ulator: RE over here
Olipro: I thought it was a Realtor
zim_ulator: see, bad English even with abbreviations
slif3rjam: Genitalia
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zim_ulator: Realtor, as well, yes
slif3rjam: Spell aardvark
zim_ulator: usually I see RE on business cards
slif3rjam: I see letters on them
Olipro: ah, I see
Olipro: yeah, Real Estate
zim_ulator: RE is a huge scam here
zim_ulator: I mean, the money certain people can make for almost no work is insane
slif3rjam: Queen is evil
slif3rjam: So is the Queen
Olipro: your property prices don't seem to have inflated as much as ours
Olipro: 4-bedroom house, about £400,000
slif3rjam: I'm black
slif3rjam: Now I'm white
Olipro: about $700,000
slif3rjam: Now I'm yellow
zim_ulator: I paid 70,000 for my small house in 1994, could lowball it now for 225,000
Olipro: slif3rjam: I'm just ignoring you now, you're getting on my nerves
slif3rjam: Thanks
zim_ulator will soon ignore slif3rjam too, probably
Olipro: pretty decent ROI :)
slif3rjam: I'll leave if someone noms me
Olipro: although of course, you only really benefit if you sell it
zim_ulator: I already nommed you, piss off
slif3rjam: Oh.
zim_ulator: right, to get into a new home... I'd be lucky to break even
Olipro: I think UGotM is bad for people like you
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Olipro: meh, gone now
zim_ulator: someone nommed him to bne banned
zim_ulator: on his user page, anyway
Olipro: well, I think his being a knob is bad
Olipro: the UGotM reinforces
Olipro: it
zim_ulator: knob... heh heh... I haven't heard that since my days in the AirForce
Olipro: I think a 1-week ban would do the job :P
zim_ulator: I haven't been around, has he been annoying for the last week?
Olipro: every time I see him :P
zim_ulator: I had some down time, my whole body and most of my brain went on strike
Mhaille: I paid £17k for my house in 1989
zim_ulator: Unionized bastards
Mhaille: and now its worth around £120k
zim_ulator: Mhaille: cheap!
Mhaille: £s.....
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Olipro: beats CPI :P
Mhaille: whats that in your strange local currency, Zim?
Tompkins: HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!
zim_ulator: I saw a nice place in NZ for $80,000
Olipro: and I know just the way to celebrate it...
Olipro crushes a turtle under his car
zim_ulator: the Brits are coming!
ENeGMA: mhaille, is it just me or User:swordsareshiney just a repost of vanity that was deleted?
Mhaille: looks like it
Olipro: did RC QDB that by any chance TP?
Mhaille: but its his user page
Tompkins: WOO!! CRUSHED TURTLES AND FIREWORKS!!!
Mhaille: so whatya gonna do?
ENeGMA: delete it :P
Olipro: Tompkins: I was just being an arse
ENeGMA: vanity is vanity
Olipro: :)
Tompkins: ik
Tompkins: arse hole
ENeGMA: but I guess I see your point
Mhaille: people can fill their own pages with almost whatever they want
Mhaille: unless its really offensive.....like those photos of Tompkins and the banana
ENeGMA: those were taken down?
ENeGMA: damn
ENeGMA: I mean...
zim_ulator: am I happy I didn't see those?
ENeGMA: good
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zim_ulator: der Spank!
sannse: mmmm... spank...
Spang: Yea verily
Caitai: hello Spang
Tompkins: Hello Suh pan
Tompkins: g
zim_ulator: I live that Yea verily crap
Mhaille: Spang, Codeine....cud I see you in my study?
Spang: Hello
Tompkins: hahaha we really /do/ have a ban policy!
Spang: Where would your study be?
sannse: next door?
zim_ulator: penguins don't study next door
zim_ulator: I love* that Yea verily crap
zim_ulator: be back soon, have to help the segsteress
Tompkins: Heh... Jesus is a town in Spain
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Codeine: Oh dear
sannse: humm?
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Tompkins: excess flood?
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Codeine: Yeah, he's been melting the Polar ice caps again
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BarryC_: 'evening all
Spang: I knew that ark would come in handy one day
Codeine starts gathering two of everything
Codeine: boobies... check
Codeine: (first thing on board, natch)
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Spang: I think that's all anyone'll be needing
Codeine: yeah, fuck the animals of the world
Codeine: We got boobs.
Spang: Repopulate the world with breasts
Codeine: Let the rest drown
sannse: I think, in general, penises are also required
Codeine: well, we got planty of them
Codeine: *plenty
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sannse: speak for yourself
Codeine: so many in fact, we may have to throw a few overboard
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sannse: there goes one now!
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sannse: aww... but he came back
Spang: I'll never leave!
Codeine: Hmmm. We'll have to instigate an emasculation programme.
Codeine: line up by the door there, lads
Codeine sharpens the scythe
Olipro hands Codeine a reaper costume
Codeine plays Blue …yster Cult
Codeine: umlauts ftw
Codeine: Š‘•šŸ
Olipro: Tompkins: check out this bastard; http://reptile.new21.org/dk/turtle/alligator-snapping-turtle.jpg
Tompkins: jesus...
Tompkins: Looks like it could eat a horse..
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rwg: ooh
rwg: An Alligator Snapping Turtle
rwg clicks on the link
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Olipro: a rubber dinghy, powered by 700 terrapins!!!
BarryC_: JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT GET IN THE CAR
JoeShower: Oh noes!
JoeShower: It's a lion!
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sannse: cute
Olipro: JESUS CHRIST ITS BARRYC_ GET THE PHP MANUAL IN THE CAR
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BarryC_: Olipro: No PM jokes in here
BarryC_: but heheh
Olipro: I'm sure people will have figured it out now :P
rwgINCAR: Alligator Snapping Turtle: http://www.chicagoherp.org/herps/pics/turtle/xMtemmi1.jpg
BarryC_ has his commerical viability sense tingiling
Mhaille: when are they letting that big firework off in Florida?
BarryC_: no idea
*** Signoff: Spang ("must be on my way, be back later")
BarryC_: but get in the car anyway
BarryC_: it seems everyone HAS got in the car.
rwgINCAR: I already am
Olipro: I'm not getting in any car with rwg
rwgINCAR: JESUS CHRIST THERE IS A LION IN THE CA... thud
Olipro: he keeps waving vaseline at me out the window and I find it highly unsettling
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*** rwgMAULED is now known as rwg
BarryC_: oh dear... no more PHP manual
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BarryC_: what will I do?
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Olipro|PHP: har-de-har
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BarryC_: IT'S YOU!!!
thefish: Well, I think we can all agree on that.
BarryC_: Olipro|PHPManual: I repeat waht I said on #unnews
BarryC_: you bastard
Olipro|PHP: heh
Olipro|PHP: and there went Discovery]
Mhaille: well that was the crappest firework ever
Mhaille: not like that cool Columbia one
BarryC_ missed it
Codeine "ooooh's" at Mahille
Codeine: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3681938.stm
Tompkins has a 300 shot artillery style box thingy that he's gonna light off later
BarryC_ wonders WTF Codeine is posting that link for
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Codeine: oh artse
Codeine: 8arse
BarryC_: art-se
Codeine: wrong link it was meant to link to the live stream
Tompkins: arse.cx
Codeine: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5146866.stm
Olipro: [[UnNews:NASA reports failed rocket disintegration at Discovery launch]]
Codeine: follow from there if you want
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Tompkins waits for explosion..
Olipro: there's turtles onboard
Mhaille: UnNews:NASA lights blue touch paper and retreats three paces
BarryC_: UnNews:American citizens claim it's raining foam and debris
Olipro: UnNews:NASA reports break-away foam failed to separate from shuttle
Tompkins: heh
BarryC_: UnNews:It's really raining cats and dogs after experimental space ship breaks up in orbit
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Tompkins: Or we could just screw everybody up and be like "Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrates on return from International Space Station"
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BarryC_: UnNews:It's really raining cats and dogs after experimental space
BarryC_: whoops
BarryC_: UnNews:It's really raining cats and dogs after exp
BarryC_: stupid keyboard
BarryC_: UnNews:Earth disintegrates after Space Shuttle launch
Tompkins: "This Wikipedia seem not so good no more. it use to be about truth, but now seem to be full of junk. what happen? why no good anymore more? please forgive my english sir, but I am worry about wikipedia losing it, how you say, prestige. please return to way use to be."
Tompkins: heh..
BarryC_: i remeber that
BarryC_: Jimbo Wales's first edit on Uncyclopedia
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Zombiebaron is here again
Zombiebaro: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
BarryC_: help
Zombiebaro: Jimbo edits Uncyc?
BarryC_ head-desks
Olipro: you're SHITTING ME
BarryC_ likes that verb
sannse: Zombiebaron. did you read...I didn't mean you!
sannse: <grump>
BarryC_: ah...
BarryC_: alas, we are undone by the most simple of minds...
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BarryC_: bye bye everbodyt
Zombiebaro: sannse: wtf?
BarryC_: bye bye Dr. Nick
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Zombiebaro: I don't understand that comment at me at all, sannse.
Zombiebaro: KAKUN IS HERE
Zombiebaro: LADIES, GAURD YOUR LOINS
Olipro: and men
Zombiebaro: sure
sannse: Zombiebaron: earlier - when you were offended by my "gloryhound" comment. It wasn't directed at you in the first place
Zombiebaro: O RLY?
Zombiebaro: heh
Olipro: sannse: it's ok, we enjoy offending Zombiebaron
Olipro: fucking canadian shithead#
Zombiebaro: yah sannse, what Oli said
sannse likes to be inoffensive
Olipro: heh, nah
Olipro: since Zombiebaron did me that logo
Olipro: he's my new bumchum
Zombiebaro: but buddy
Zombiebaro: I prefer but buddy
Zombiebaron makes over used South Park refrence
Zombiebaro: :)
kakun watched brokbak mountain
Olipro: butt buddy
Olipro: kakun: did you enjoy it?
Zombiebaron plays F-Zero X on his lappy and watches Germany vs. Italy
kakun: sannse: you saw it?
sannse: nope
kakun: no, it's gross
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: I know a chick who works at a theater and saw Brokeback like 20 times
Zombiebaro: she can quote from any scene, and even imitate the voices
Zombiebaro: its scary
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Olipro: canadian chicks eh...
kakun: it has no plot
Zombiebaro: Oli: yup
kakun: "Crash" has like 50 plots and brokbak doesn't have even one
sannse: by "plot", I take it you mean "car chase"?
kakun: no, there are no cars
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kakun: just racist people
kakun: just two coboys who fuck eachother sometimes on a mountain
kakun: ...
Tompkins: ...?
kakun: that's it
kakun: and the passive one dies
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Olipro_: sannse: yeah, I was rather upset by the lack of car chases in "Once upon a Time in the West"
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sannse: well.. there is the deep and meaninful story of forbiden love and the conflict that arises from that - but I guess that doesn't make up for tha lack of car chases
sannse: Olipro: it's a big lack in westerns I find
Olipro: hehe
sannse: kakun: oh, and thanks for the spoiler :-/
Olipro: you know, Clint Eastwood was originally intended for that film
kakun: sannse: it's not deep
kakun: just the butts are deep
Zombiebaro: ...
sannse: honey, it's you that's not deep - don't confuse the two now
kakun is honey.
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: this is wierd
sannse: sweety - you'll find that when I start giving people enderments - I'm either in a very sarcastic mood, deeply pissed with them, or both
kakun: sannse: not every two guys fucking eachother are deep
Zombiebaro: :P
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: nice one sannse
Olipro: kakun: you're being a wankstain so shut the fuck up
kakun is SWEETY HONEY
Olipro: I take a more blunt approach...
sannse: that works too :)
Olipro: :P
kakun: wankstein?
kakun: the italian guy sux
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Zombiebaro: wtf?
Zombiebaro: he called you a seaman stain you putz
kakun: i thought it was anti sematic remark
kakun: "wankstein"
kakun: "dickstein"
kakun: etc
Zombiebaro: kak: he said "wankstain"
Zombiebaro: he forgot the space is all
Olipro: no
Olipro: there's no space
Olipro: it's poetic license
Zombiebaro: what ever
Zombiebaro: :P
Olipro: unlike "pile of wank"
Olipro: :)
Zombiebaro: sure...
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kakun: anidn: how's caitai?
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kakun: ...
kakun: italy plays good
kakun: germany under pressure
Tompkins: What pressure?
kakun: heavy pressure
Tompkins: They have home country advantage... there is no pressure.
kakun: all the nazis are watching expecting them to win
Tompkins: Uh huh..
Tompkins: Well, I've gotta go.. .take a shower an stuff
Zombiebaro: ANIDN
Tompkins Tomp|Bathing
Zombiebaro: masturbating in the shower, eh?
Zombiebaro: good job
zim_ulator is back
kakun: shalom bitch
zim_ulator: Hi kakun! shalom back at you... probably will leave soon, we're expecting thundershowers
kakun thinks the cabal has become too jewish
zim_ulator: oh really? why's that?
kakun: what's thun.....s
kakun: we're all jewish
zim_ulator: so I'm in the cabal too?
kakun: yes?
zim_ulator: why does no one tell me these things, already?
kakun: sannse: tell him
zim_ulator: tell me, please!
kakun: sannse: pay attention
sannse: go away kakun
kakun: what??
zim_ulator: lol
kakun: i thought i was honey
sannse: and I thought you had the ability to read. my mistake.
kakun: sannse: are you mad at me?
sannse: kakun: it's simply that I am busy, and you are excessivly anoying.
Olipro: I'm thinking Zyklon B...
zim_ulator: ugh
Olipro: aww shit, wrong contexy
Olipro: *context
zim_ulator: tasteless, but worthy of Uncyc
Zombiebaro: ZYKLON B?
zim_ulator: yeah
Zombiebaro: idiot tries to copy my letters
Zombiebaro: I AM THE ONLY ZB
Olipro: actually I was going to say "I've got a tub of Zyklon B with your name all over it"
Zombiebaro: :P
kakun: sannse: sorry if i annoy you
Zombiebaro: Oli: wierdo gay man
Olipro: giftgas indeed
Olipro: Zaphod Beeblebrox
kakun: klinsmann is angry
zim_ulator: y'all is nuts, ya know?
kakun: me'all no nuts
Olipro: huzzah, someone finally castrated him!
zim_ulator: lol
Codeine: [[UnNews:Kakun castrated, Israel "safe from seagulling"]]
rwg: I am going to copyright the letter �â
Olipro: I'm going to copyright :-(
Olipro: shite, too late!
Olipro: www.despair.com
rwg: lmao
kakun chex his nuts
rwg holds up a container
rwg: looking for these
rwg: Their Planter's
rwg eats one
kakun: this game sux
rwg: YOU suck
kakun: fuck you
zim_ulator: nice
Codeine sets kakun's balls alight
rwg: No thanks, I don't bend that way
rwg goes back to eating the can of peanuts
Zombiebaro: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
kakun leaves
Zombiebaro: why?
Zombiebaro: you love that sort of stuff
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sannse gives Zombiebaron a cookie
Zombiebaro: really?
Zombiebaro: yay!
sannse: :)
rwg: COME 'ERE, I'M GONNA' EAT YAH!
zim_ulator: eat the guy who looks like a baby?
Zombiebaro: eat a zombie?
Zombiebaro: NO I EAT YOUU
Zombiebaro: YOU, even
Zombiebaro: :P
zim_ulator shrugs, gets eaten
rwg: GET IN MAH BELLEH!
MoneySign puts a couple of valiums in the cookie.
MoneySign: Here you go.
zim_ulator: mmmm valium
MoneySign: Not you! You're sedated enough.
zim_ulator: heh heh
Zombiebaro: what's valium?
MoneySign: Used to calm people (and animals, for that matter) down.
zim_ulator: animals, in my case, eh?
MoneySign: Like they used on that dog in There's Something About Mary (the first batch)
MoneySign: I didn't use it on you!
MoneySign: You used it on yourself!
Olipro injects Zombiebaron with Succinylcholine
Olipro: now you die!
Olipro: or at least become completely paralyzed
zim_ulator: wow, that's harch, Oli
Zombiebaro: IM A ZOMBIE BITCH
Zombiebaron is not the juggernaut, bitch
zim_ulator: non-breathing zimbie bitch
Olipro: you're still paralyzed
Olipro: and not breathing
Zombiebaro: I don't need breath, bitc
Zombiebaro: bitch, even
Olipro: should someone tell him?
Zombiebaro: ?
Olipro: you're not actually a Zombie
Zombiebaro: shaddap
Zombiebaro: ;)
Olipro: you stole the name from a lameass game
sannse: is he really a baron?
Tompkins: You betchya
Olipro: also, Santa Claus isn't real either
Zombiebaro: Oli: Its not lameass
Zombiebaro: :P
sannse: awww... Santa!?
Olipro: see, my uncle told me that it was Santa who touched me
Olipro: and that if I told anyone, santa wouldn't bring me presents any more
Zombiebaro: this is the part where one of you changes your name to Easter Bunny, and beats Oli up, right?
Olipro cries
Olipro: no
Olipro: also, I don't actually have an uncle who dresses up as santa claus and molests me
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: sure
Olipro: he dresses up as the easter bunny
sannse: never trust a man in a bunny suit
MoneySign: I learned that one the hard way...
Olipro: a woman in a bunny suit... well that's a different story :P
Zombiebaro: :)
MoneySign: I learned that one the hard way too... Eh? Eh?? *nudge*
Zombiebaro: Heff taught me that
zim_ulator: or two women in bunny suits...
Olipro: you KNOW what I'm talking about
zim_ulator: heh heh
Olipro: two women, in bunny suits, with french ticklers... :P
Olipro: /clear
Olipro: /clear
zim_ulator: hmmmm
zim_ulator: I think I've seen that website
Olipro: playboy.com ?
Olipro: :P
zim_ulator: no, those were Danish ticklers
Olipro: hahaha
Zombiebaro: ....
Zombiebaro: goddamn
Zombiebaro: Italy isn't scoring
Zombiebaro: :(
zim_ulator: speaking of Italy...
zim_ulator: UnNews:Holy Foreskin wholly foreskin?
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: anti-semite
Zombiebaro: Foreskins are unholy
zim_ulator: nah, I'm a vegan
Tompkins: heh heh
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: vegan?
Zombiebaro: MORE LIKE SATAN WHORSHIPING SWINE PIG HAM BACON
Zombiebaro: ;)
Zombiebaro: mmmmm...bacon
zim_ulator: I love bacon
Zombiebaro: me too
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zim_ulator: on pizza, with eggpland and feta
Zombiebaro: ..
Zombiebaro: ...
zim_ulator: ugh... FeedBurner is being a douche bag
Zombiebaro: who?
zim_ulator: this thingy that does our podcasts
Zombiebaro: oh
zim_ulator: bastards, Oli! kill them!
zim_ulator: I heard thunder, I've got to go... take care all... you too, money ;)
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rwg: :(
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Tayor: hehe good reskin
Tayor: hey everyone
Tayor: i gotta go
Tayor: see ya later
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Tayor: not really here
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Zombiebaro: howdy boys and girls
Zombiebaron fires pistols into the air
Zombiebaron looks around whistfully
Zombiebaro: where is y'all?
carl is hiding
Zombiebaron pounces on carl
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: whare did he go?
carl is silent
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: you devil you
Zombiebaro: CARL IS EVERYWHERE
Zombiebaro: HE IS IN YOUR DREAMS
Zombiebaro: HE IS IN YOUR MIND
Zombiebaro: and so on, and so on
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Zombiebaro: RCMURPHY
rcmurphy: Ahoy.
rcmurphy: And aloha.
Zombiebaro: huh?
Zombiebaro: I'm not from Hawaii
Zombiebaro: crazy American scum
rcmurphy: I burned flags today.
Zombiebaro: wow we have Canadian referees in the World Cup!
rcmurphy: Canadian flags.
Zombiebaro: ...
keitei: true patriotism
Zombiebaro: YOU BLITHERING DIM BACON!
Zombiebaro: HOW COULD YOU COMMIT SUCH A CRIME
rcmurphy: Also maple syrup is gross.
Zombiebaro: I BANISH YOU TO MEXICO, THE HELL ON EARTH
rcmurphy: Seriously.
rcmurphy: I was kidding about burning the flag, but I cannot abide by maple syrup.
rwg: die();
rwg: die();
rwg: print "omgwtflol";
rwg: die();
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: rc: On July the First I ordered Pepperonni, Bacon, and Extra Cheese Pizza, and then smothered it in Maple Syrup
rwg: fork();
rwg: print "you";
rcmurphy: All aboard the Vomit Express.
Zombiebaro: It was amazingly patriotic, and ever so unjewish
Zombiebaron cant spell coshir right
carl: kosher?
rwg: You smothered your pizza in maple syrup?
Zombiebaro: rc: Meh, like I said "Stupid American Scum"
rwg: Did it taste good?
Zombiebaro: YES
Zombiebaro: IT WAS AMAZING
Zombiebaro: ill do it again as soon as I have enough money
Zombiebaro: carl: thats it
rwg: Sounds horrible
Zombiebaro: http://winnipegref.blogspot.com/
Zombiebaro: WE HAVE A CANADAIN REF
ENeGMA: tell me what you think of [[Hans Blix]] rc
rcmurphy: Hey, I hate America too.
rcmurphy: At least Canada has hockey, I guess.
rcmurphy: Though our bacon is way better.
rwg: mmm... bacon... *drool*
rcmurphy: I like some of the additions, EnEgMa.
rcmurphy: I think it could benefit from a more consistent political tone.
ENeGMA: i tried to include as much as I could
ENeGMA: i'll add more
rcmurphy: But I don't write stuff, so it might be foolish to take advice from me.
Zombiebaro: rc: We have "American Bacon" here to...but our type is bigger
ENeGMA: 'Jorje Arbusto' for instance
ENeGMA: you get that, I presume?
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Zombiebaro: MANNY IN DA HOUSE
Zombiebaro: hello Mandaliet
Zombiebaro: :)
rwg: hi Mandaliet
*** Zombiebaron is now known as Ladiedaliet
Ladiedalie: I'm so pretty and witty, and gay
Mandaliet: hi
Mandaliet: I'd be asleep but the dog is an idiot
*** Ladiedaliet is now known as Womandaliet
Womandalie: ha ha ha I'm so clever
rcmurphy: Oh, no, I didn't get that...
Mandaliet: keeps going all crazy about the firewors
rcmurphy: Maybe I'm just missing the political stuff...
Mandaliet: works
rcmurphy: Firewars?
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rcmurphy: I wonder if DG would get annoyed if I tagged [[Gay Pride]] with {{ugly}}.
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: do it
Zombiebaro: or I will
Zombiebaro: :)
carl: [[Vogon gay pride]], now that would get ugly
Mandaliet: wilder Wein, wie eine Taube
ENeGMA: Jorge Arbusto is 'George, and literally, shrub' in Spanish
carl: Georges Buisson?
Mandaliet wonders about homosexual culture among Vogons
ENeGMA: i'm like Joyce, ain't I?
rcmurphy: Seriously, that article could use some better formatting.
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rcmurphy: Oho! I wish I knew Spanish.
ENeGMA: i need ideas for the section about the Diaster
ENeGMA: of 2003
Mandaliet: ich warte auf dich am Ende der Nacht
ENeGMA: I dont know what the diaster should be
Zombiebaro: sieg heil!!
Zombiebaron watched "The Great Dictator" the other day, good movie
Mandaliet: take off every sieg
Zombiebaro: huh?
ENeGMA: is that an all your base reference?
Mandaliet: it might be, it might be
Mandaliet: it might be
carl: all your emitter are belong to us!
Zombiebaro: wasn't that "zig"?
Mandaliet: it might be, it might be, it might be!
Mandaliet: yes
ENeGMA: glad I'm not the only one that nerdy
ENeGMA: :P
Zombiebaro: all your brains are belong to MY MOUTH
carl: no brains here, I'm in Ottawa
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: CANADA ROCKS
Zombiebaro: WOOOOOOOOOO
Mandaliet: IGNEOUS ROCKS
carl: a fool and his money are soon elected...
Mandaliet: PRIMUS SUCKS
carl: and they all end up here
Zombiebaro: carl: you are Canadian?
carl: bien sur, oui
Zombiebaro: wow
Zombiebaro: I didn't know that
Zombiebaro: AND DONT SPEAK FRENCH TO ME
Zombiebaro: ITS THE LANGUAGE OF THE DEVIL
Zombiebaron is in Toronto, by the way, carl
Mandaliet: I thought that was Esperanto
carl lives halfway from Trona to MontrŽal
Zombiebaro: Je n'aime pas le francaise
Zombiebaro: Je ne parle pas le francais
carl est sysop de l'uncyclopedie francaise
Zombiebaro: Je fuse mon penis
keitei a ecrit un article sur l'uncyclopedie francaise
keitei: and it sucked
Zombiebaro: That translates as: I shoot my penis
Zombiebaro: in case anyone wondered
Zombiebaro: :)
rcmurphy: Are you Polish?
Mandaliet: wow, that was a quick featuring
Zombiebaro: rc: Yes, half
Zombiebaro: why?
rcmurphy: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Talk:Poland#you_son_of_a_bitches
carl is lost in most of Babel, but at least can speak canadien
Zombiebaro: rc: Why should I read that
carl: if you dont know what are you talking about than shot your fuck up
carl: ...and all your base are belong to us.
rcmurphy: "ZombiebaronThat translates as: I shoot my penis"
carl: Still, Polish is the second-largest Uncyclopedia - must be a lot of Polish jokes?
Mandaliet: oh, is that what Zombiebaron means?
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha Gay Pride is still in the recent articles
Zombiebaro: rc: heh
carl: Gay Pride or Vogon Gay Pride?
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: the former
Zombiebaro: hmmm...seems silentful in here
Mandaliet: http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Vogon_Gay_Pride&action=edit
ENeGMA: indeed
Mandaliet: someone should write that
Mandaliet: I'm too tired
ENeGMA: i'm too reverential
Mandaliet: how can you be reverential about gay Vogons?
Zombiebaro: ARGH SSBX got featured!
Zombiebaro: its so bad!
ENeGMA: I'm reverential about James Joyce
ENeGMA: :P
Zombiebaro: rc: Splenda had more then SSBX
Zombiebaro: no wait
Zombiebaro: I'm wrong
Mandaliet: hmm, the featured article changed but the skin didn't
Zombiebaro: its called a "template"
Mandaliet: I wonder if I'm the only one who thinks we do reskins too often
Zombiebaro: Man: Nope
carl: the featured article is a template, the logo and link colours are .css, the column boxes are [[Main Page]] itself
Zombiebaro: I did one June 6th, and then one July 1st
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Zombiebaro: and now we have one June 4th
Zombiebaro: eerrr July 4th
Zombiebaro: so no, thats not to often
Mandaliet: June, July, same thing
carl: and it would've seemed odd to do July 1 and not July 4, so today's was one thrown together at the last minute yesterday evening
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Zombiebaro: although we should have used Babel:CaD for today
Zombiebaro: carl: heh, I spent most of the 31st on mine
Mandaliet notes that Zombiebaron saying "Nope" implies that he (Mandaliet) is not the only one who thinks that
Zombiebaro: KEITEI IS HERE
carl: now that is procrastination... there is no June 31
Zombiebaro: yes many
Zombiebaro: Manny, even
Zombiebaro: I did mean that
ENeGMA: things were so desperate that I actually did something for the reskin
Zombiebaro: carl: errrr...30th then
Zombiebaron makes a point of featuring his stuff in his reskins, where it applies
carl: the one for the 4th follows almost the same pattern as that for the 1st, a potato flag and change the colours and headings a bit, that's it
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: someone copied me
Zombiebaro: :D
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Zombiebaro: SPANGLISH
Spang: ZB
carl: but very basic, just to hide the pattern of all of this being controlled from an igloo on the 49th parallel
Zombiebaro: ZBLISH
RadicalX Returns.
Zombiebaro: ZOMG
Zombiebaro: RAD IS HERE
Zombiebaron bows
RadicalX: Ummm....thanks. =)
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Zombiebaro: did you like my "Wilde at the art Gallery"?
Zombiebaro: rcmurphyaway (n=rcmurphy@XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.cableone.net) has joined channel #uncyclopedia
Zombiebaro: wtf?
RadicalX: rcmurphy...Away!
Mandaliet: one RC is not enough
Zombiebaron leaves
Zombiebaro: food time
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