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Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: its quite
Zombiebaro: too quite
Zombiebaron shifty eyes
Zombiebaron takes a seat and shuts up
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Caitai: anidnmen1
Caitai: hello materialist
Materialis: hello
Caitai: how are you doing today?
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: *ahem*
Caitai: hello Zomebiebaron I am sorry I did not see you there
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: its alright
Zombiebaro: Hi Materialist
Zombiebaro: and hey Caitai
*** Caitai is now known as scrotum
scrotum: hello everyone
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: you just changed your name
Zombiebaro: I even saw it, Caitai
Zombiebaro: :P
scrotum: brb
Zombiebaro: now you change your name to penis
Zombiebaro: and then vagina
Zombiebaro: and then child
Zombiebaro: :P
*** Zombiebaron is now known as ZB|Brading
ZB|Brading listens to a song Brad sent him
ZB|Brading: :)
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ZB|Brading: MCD
ZB|Brading: my main man!
ZB|Brading: how goes it?
ZB|Brading: errr...Guy Friday, even
ZB|Brading: :P
ZB|Brading: or is it Man Friday?
ZB|Brading: I dunno anymore
*** Bradaway is now known as Bradaphraser
Bradaphras: I have returned
McDestroye: Hey Zombie
ZB|Brading: BRAD
ZB|Brading: im listening to that song now
Bradaphras: hey
Bradaphras: yeah?
ZB|Brading: re:Your Brains
ZB|Brading: its fucking awesome
Bradaphras: you like?
Bradaphras: :)
ZB|Brading: but it loads like a bitch
Bradaphras: yeah
Bradaphras: that's youtube
ZB|Brading: takes. so. long.
ZB|Brading: like. Canadian. speech. eh?.
Bradaphras: I suppose so...
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ZB|Brading: well. at. least. Shatner's. but. then. again. we. all. want. to. be. Shatner. eh?.
Bradaphras: I guess so
ZB|Brading: ...
Corbin: hey everyone, i just finished editing the page on Ringo Starr
Bradaphras: I just want to be Kirk
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VodkaTabak: Ciao.
Corbin: if anyone's interested in reading/editing
ZB|Brading: stop. being. whishy. washy.
Corbin: lemme know
Bradaphras: am I being wishy-washy?
Bradaphras: I thought I was just being uncertain
VodkaTabak: Corbin is like the first name Bruce Willis took on in that film The Fifth Element..
ZB|Brading: "I guess so" "I suposse so"
ZB|Brading: yyup
ZB|Brading: yup, even
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McDestroye: Corbin Dallas
ZB|Brading: MOPKINS
VodkaTabak: Hi Tom.
VodkaTabak: Yes!
VodkaTabak: Corbin Dallas.
ZB|Brading turns on Tompkins
Corbin: lol
*** ZB|Brading is now known as Zombiebaron
Corbin: Corbin Bernsen
VodkaTabak: I like that film, very futuristic.
Zombiebaron is no longer being brad
Bradaphras: that's ok
VodkaTabak: Luc Besson (the bloke who directed the film) is a genius.
Bradaphras: you enjoyed it anyway, yes?
Tompkins: hello.
Zombiebaro: ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS
VodkaTabak: Hello Tom.
McDestroye: Holy shit, a baron zombie!
VodkaTabak: AHEM, excuse me. but zombies don't do anything when they kill you. They don't eat your brains, they eat YOU! YOUR STINKING ROTTING CARCUSS.
McDestroye: And a Tabako made of Vodka!
Corbin: YOU SPELLED CARCASS WRONG!
Zombiebaro: WE'RE NOT UN REASONABLE, I MEAN NO ONE'S GONNA EAT YOU'RE EYES
Zombiebaro: that answer you're question brad?
VodkaTabak: Uuh... in England it's spelt that way..
Corbin: YOUR BRAIN IS NOT SUITABLE TO LIVE
Tompkins: http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Template:Pd&curid=18805&diff=896018&oldid=712277
Tompkins: heh..
Tompkins: Must be somebody from en.wp
Corbin: ZOMBIE'S DO NOT CARE ABOUT CULTURAL DIALECTS!
Zombiebaro: ...
Bradaphras: yes
Bradaphras: thank you ZB
VodkaTabak: I must say, that Calvin and Hobbes was featured was a great thing; I used to read that comic a lot, I even had a big book of it.
Zombiebaro: Zombie's love culture, eh?
Bradaphras: that was excellent
Corbin: Yes.....love....theater.....
Zombiebaro: i'm an actor
McDestroye: Did we get the Fourth of July page working?
Zombiebaro: NOOOO
VodkaTabak: Zombies don't love anything, they are walking stiffs, and who wants a stiff that walks? Everyone just wants one that'll.. you know..
Corbin: same
VodkaTabak: Independence Day? .....
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Zombiebaro: Are we gonna have a forth of July reskin?
scrotum: hello everyone
Zombiebaro: hey Caitai
McDestroye: That
McDestroye: is what
McDestroye: Carl's been on about
Zombiebaro: STOP SPLICING MC
Zombiebaro: ARGH
Zombiebaro: brad!
McDestroye: I pressed ENTER instead of '
Zombiebaro: its all loaded!
scrotum: reskin?
VodkaTabak: We don't celebrate Independence Day in England.
Bradaphras: ?
carl: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Babel:US
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Zombiebaro: I can watch it from start to finish now Brad!
VodkaTabak: Anyway, I thought it was non-PC to celebrate a holiday devoted to a certain poliical meaning..
Zombiebaro: ZOMBIE HO!
Bradaphras: yeah
carl: I thought you chaps would celebrate their being gone?
McDestroye: We don't celebrate Canada day in the US
Corbin: in England, they celebrate "You Bastards Got Lucky" Day
Bradaphras: it's the greatest thing ever
Bradaphras: I do
VodkaTabak: I hate PC! I hope you do make a skin.
Corbin: on the 4th of July
Bradaphras: I celebrate Canada Day
Zombiebaro: CANADA DAY PWNZ JULY DA 4TH
Bradaphras: and every other holiday I can get away with celebrating
VodkaTabak: It's July 4th today for me.
Zombiebaro: yay Bard!
Zombiebaro: errr Brad
Caitai: Bradaphraser what does reskin me?
Bradaphras: July 4th is cool too
carl: You don't celebrate Canada Day in the US? I think Windsor-Detroit celebrates both?
VodkaTabak: So... HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY YOU HICKS!
Bradaphras: reskinning the front page of Uncyclopedia
Zombiebaro: Caitai: look at Babel:666
Zombiebaro: thats a reskin
Zombiebaro: and so is Babel:CaD
Caitai: okay I look
Zombiebaro: very good reskins in my opinion
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaron self promotes
Zombiebaro: errr that was an inside thought
VodkaTabak: By the way, what exactly do you DO on Independence Day?
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Bradaphras: heh
McDestroye: Independize
carl: and Babel:US ...nah, let's just put Babel:CaD back up and see if anyone notices :)
VodkaTabak: Give presents? Drink until you can't stand?
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McDestroye: "Independize"
VodkaTabak: Hi Deat.
VodkaTabak: Is that a word..?
McDestroye: is now
Bradaphras: mainly, I stay indoors to hide from the bombing runs
Bradaphras: er... fireworks
VodkaTabak: Bombing runs..?
VodkaTabak: Oh
Bradaphras: same thing, really
VodkaTabak: Fireworks are so pretty. But so deadly.
McDestroye: We put on a barbeque, have parades and ultimate with fireworks
Bradaphras: yeah
VodkaTabak: Must be a lot of fun.
Zombiebaro: carl: I like that idea
VodkaTabak: Who is Carl?
Zombiebaro: we should reuse Babel:CaD
Zombiebaro: he is User:carlb
Bradaphras: Carl is ONLY the most notable User at Uncyclopedia!
McDestroye: But we already have :US prepared
Zombiebaro: look him up Russianboy
Bradaphras: I mean, he moved Zork!
VodkaTabak: I don't know him.
Bradaphras: like, all the Zorks!
Bradaphras: oh comon
Zombiebaro: uh huh
Bradaphras: here, I'll link you
VodkaTabak: Zork was a video game, wasn't it? It used a wheel thingy to prevent piracy.
Zombiebaro: he also own our only bot
Zombiebaro: he uses it for good, truth, and justice
Bradaphras: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Bradaphraser/bios
VodkaTabak: And evil.
Zombiebaro: Brad made bios?
Zombiebaro: I thought that was Acid's thing
Bradaphras: I'm making a neo-bio project
Bradaphras: yeah... Acid's weren't working too well
McDestroye: Creepy
Bradaphras: so I've improved on the idea, and I just need some folks to join in and we're set
VodkaTabak: Join in on what?
Bradaphras: but I've started with some interviews of the most UnNotable Persons
Bradaphras: the Bio page!
McDestroye: I volunteer Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: Im in
Zombiebaro: what do you need Brad?
Bradaphras: an exclusive club for users with 1,000+ edits
VodkaTabak: Can I be in on whatever it is too?
VodkaTabak: Oh, never mind.
Bradaphras: anyone with 1,000+ edits can have a bio
VodkaTabak: I've only edited around 7 times.
Zombiebaro: I have 1,000+ easily
Zombiebaro: :P
Zombiebaro: probably 3,000+
Bradaphras: others can just help with coming up with questions for the most notable users at Uncyclopedia
VodkaTabak: I feel like making a random article now, but I've forgotten how.
Bradaphras: that's a seperate thingy on the talk page I'm doing
VodkaTabak: I've got a question for a notable user.
McDestroye: Do you?
VodkaTabak: "If you went outside of your body and visited this site, would you say there was anything unique about you to classify you in such a position of notableness?"
Bradaphras: Zombie: you can count relatively easily by looking at your contribution list, setting it to 500 edits per page, and counting the pages until you reach the end
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: I was just about to do that
Bradaphras: see?
Bradaphras: great minds think alike
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: thats a nice thing to say
McDestroye: Except you can have a 499-edit deficit
Zombiebaron makes it akward
VodkaTabak: Great minds..?
Bradaphras: yes
VodkaTabak: ..
VodkaTabak: I don't know you, so I suppose you could have a great mind. If you weren't in a chat room in the late hours of the evening discussing about edit thingies.
Bradaphras: look, I'm just being nice
McDestroye: sounds sexy
Tompkins: tis only the 21st hour of thy day, sir.
Bradaphras: I know that none of us here have great minds
Tompkins: Late, it is not.
Bradaphras: but you had to spoil the magic of the moment
VodkaTabak: Are you all from America?
VodkaTabak: I want to speak to Olipro, he understands me..
Bradaphras: Oli can't hear you
Bradaphras: he's in the wrong timezone
McDestroye: Only one or two on are American
Bradaphras: BWAHAHAHAHA!
VodkaTabak: He can if I kidnap him, cut off his arms and legs, sew the wounds up and force him to listen to every little word I speak in his ear whilst wearing nothing but a smile.
Bradaphras: QDB'd
VodkaTabak: Oh, shite! I wish you people wouldn't QDB. There's this Russian bloke I get on with that does that.
Zombiebaro: Brad: I have just under 4000 edits
McDestroye: Naked Russians frighten me
Bradaphras: yeah
Bradaphras: Sikon the wise
VodkaTabak: yes!
VodkaTabak: Sikon!
Bradaphras: cool Zombie
Bradaphras: make sure you put that on the page with your bio
Zombiebaro: I have a bio?
Zombiebaro: where?
Bradaphras: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Bradaphraser/bios
Bradaphras: You have to write one
Zombiebaro: oh...
Bradaphras: the way this works is that you have to WANT to have a bio
Zombiebaro: um...
Bradaphras: and write one for yourself
Bradaphras: that way, it doesn't suck
Zombiebaro: I think its better if someone writes about how they think I am
Bradaphras: because when one person writes a whole lot of them, it sucks
VodkaTabak: I always thought bios was a thing needed to emulate a CD based computer home system on the personal computer.
Bradaphras: inevitably
Zombiebaro: uh huh
Zombiebaro: like Acids
Bradaphras: foolish mortal
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Bradaphras: right
McDestroye: What's a computer?
Zombiebaro: INSERT
VodkaTabak: Hello insertwack
Bradaphras: and that wasn't because Acid sucks or anything
Zombiebaro: its because he wrote to many
Bradaphras: it's just too much
Zombiebaro: and ran out of funny
VodkaTabak: Insert, did you know wack was a derogative term for a male masturbating with his penis?
VodkaTabak: Or is that WHACK?
Zombiebaro: but I don't know how you people see me
insertwack: hey
Bradaphras: write your own bio
Zombiebaro: I would like someone else to write about how /they/ see me
Bradaphras: and we'll modify it, if necessary
McDestroye: You look old
VodkaTabak: So logically, your name should be "wanking", insertwackynamehere.
Zombiebaro: ...
Bradaphras: yeah
insertwack: heh
Bradaphras: Zombie: you strike me as an old guy
Zombiebaro: Vodka, thats not funny, and kakun already said it
Bradaphras: like, 30 or 40
insertwack: WillyWanksta
insertwack: haha i used to go by that on IRC sometimes
Bradaphras: ;)
Zombiebaro: I'm 30 or 40 to you poeple?
VodkaTabak: Charming..
VodkaTabak: Zombie, did he?
McDestroye: truth
VodkaTabak: I guess we think alike.
Zombiebaro: yup
Zombiebaro: stupid jews
VodkaTabak: ...
Zombiebaron is jewish, for the record
VodkaTabak: I'm not Jewish!
Zombiebaro: and so is kakun
Bradaphras: actually, I'm just making that up
insertwack: my dad is
Zombiebaro: your dad is jewish?
insertwack: so im half
McDestroye: Zombiebaron is stretching his jewitude
insertwack: yeah
Bradaphras: some people I met online are Jewish
Zombiebaro: IM TEH JEWZORZ
Zombiebaro: :)
Zombiebaro: yes Brad
insertwack: hey
VodkaTabak: I don't see the point of men cutting off their foreskin in pursue of religious afterlife
Bradaphras: :)
insertwack: zombie
Zombiebaro: I am /some people/ now?
McDestroye: Hi-five for knowing Jews!
insertwack: lets get back to um doing that thing we do
insertwack: cmon
Zombiebaro: okay...
Bradaphras: yep
insertwack: join #worldorder
insertwack: and #moneycontrollers
Bradaphras: I was going for the "I have black friends" joke
insertwack: pass is down with gentiles
VodkaTabak: join #amoresanerchatroom
Bradaphras: but it didn't work, apparently
insertwack: but dont tell anyone!
VodkaTabak: ...
insertwack: we cant let them know we control everything!
VodkaTabak: "I have black friends"?
Zombiebaro: oh
Zombiebaro: it was a joke
VodkaTabak: That doesn't make any sense.
insertwack: haha jk :)
Zombiebaro: wow
Zombiebaro: I'm stupid
insertwack: i hate people who say that tho
insertwack: cause its like
VodkaTabak: Racist?
insertwack: they have ipods and i dont
insertwack: if i controlled all the fucking money
Bradaphras: yeah, it's totally racist
VodkaTabak: Ipods are for stupid people who can't stay still and use tape cassettes..
insertwack: why would i not have an ipod
insertwack: yet the gentiles who say that stuff
Bradaphras: to throw them off
insertwack: they all have ipods
Zombiebaro: insert: tell us about your gay sex romps
Bradaphras: not the hillbillies
McDestroye: Gentiles have everything
insertwack: haha
Bradaphras: they have casette tapes
Zombiebaro: wtf
insertwack: ooh my gay sex romps
VodkaTabak: I still use a tape cassette to run major programmes. It takes a while; installing a 3gb programme of 123,342 cassettes.
insertwack: where should i begi?
Bradaphras: because they're 20 years behind everyone else
insertwack: lets see
VodkaTabak: I liked tape cassettes, they sounded like 56k modems when running programmes.
insertwack: i dont have any gay sex romps
VodkaTabak: You should, when you have cock you never go back.
insertwack: except for this one time at band camp
insertwack: lol
insertwack: jk
Bradaphras: um
McDestroye: Quiet, ungentile
Bradaphras: ...
Zombiebaro: QDB'D
Zombiebaro: "McDestroye: Gentiles have everything
Zombiebaro: insertwack: haha
Zombiebaro: Bradaphras: they have casette tapes
Zombiebaro: Zombiebaro: wtf"
Bradaphras: heh heh
Zombiebaro: oops
VodkaTabak: .........\
insertwack: for the record im kidding
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insertwack: i dont really believe any of that stuff
Zombiebaro: oh shit I spelt my name wrong
VodkaTabak: What stuff?
Bradaphras: I think
insertwack: i dont even believe race exists beyond a social construct
Bradaphras: we should all get together
Bradaphras: and just be racist for an hour
Bradaphras: it'd be fun
insertwack: all that anti relgious stuff
McDestroye: Can I get a WHAT-WHAT from my Gentile hos?
VodkaTabak: No!
Zombiebaron headdesks, Anidin style
insertwack: or anti race stuff
Zombiebaro: AAA
Bradaphras: dpttu
Bradaphras: er, sorry
Zombiebaro: STOP TALKING SO FAST
Bradaphras: it was a joke
Bradaphras: and not a good one
VodkaTabak: Someone once said "all hicks are racist." is it true?
McDestroye: Shut up Jew
VodkaTabak: I'm Jewish, I've never even met one.
VodkaTabak: IM NOT JEWISH.
VodkaTabak: Jesus, fucking spelling mistakes..
Zombiebaro: Brad: Where do I put my bio?
Zombiebaro: I was gonna start one
Zombiebaro: just tag it onto the bottom?
VodkaTabak: Dirty bugger.
Zombiebaro: do I get an interview?
VodkaTabak: With your bottom? One can only hope.
Zombiebaro: Hello anus my old friend
Zombiebaro: GODDAMN THE PUSHER MAN
Bradaphras: um
VodkaTabak: Fancy a condom and bit of lube?
VodkaTabak: Rimming is in..
Bradaphras: good Lord
Bradaphras: um
Bradaphras: ok
Bradaphras: where to begin answering questions...
Zombiebaro: Brad: did you read my questions?
VodkaTabak: Can't take the sexual heat, Brad?
Bradaphras: yes, and no
Bradaphras: ok
Zombiebaro: heh
Bradaphras: if you add your bio, I'll put it in the right place
McDestroye: If you can't take the sexual heat, stay out of the anus
VodkaTabak: Ignorance isn't very nice.
Bradaphras: I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE ANUS!
Zombiebaro: ...
Bradaphras: I swear
Zombiebaro: A HA HA
Bradaphras: the interviews are going from 1 until I get bored with it
VodkaTabak: McDestryo, don't be stupid. If you have anal sex with someone, apparantly you are suppose to punch the back of their head before you ejaculate to tighten their ass muscles when they get knocked out to increase sexual stimulation.
VodkaTabak: I heard that... er.. from a McDonalds menu..
McDestroye: I heard the sexual heat joke from a Burger King menu
Bradaphras: well, that's a tip never to sleep with you
VodkaTabak: What was it?
VodkaTabak: Brad, I'm not that violent.
VodkaTabak: I tend to wait until you've died..
Bradaphras: heh
Zombiebaro: QDB'D
VodkaTabak: I'm kidding, but I did hear once "dead people don't say "no""
Zombiebaro: "Bradaphras: I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE ANUS!"
McDestroye: Hi-five!
VodkaTabak: Only when he's out of money..
Zombiebaro: so Braddy baby, are you gonna interview me?
VodkaTabak: Bradley, isn't it?
Zombiebaro: I'm open all night long
VodkaTabak: Dirty bugger.
Zombiebaro: like you're wife's legs
Zombiebaro: oops
Zombiebaro: :)
VodkaTabak: YOUR&
VodkaTabak: YOUR*
Zombiebaro: all in good fun Brad
McDestroye: If by interview you mean crazy buttsecks, then yes, yes he will not interview you
Bradaphras: yes yes, I know
Bradaphras: you're all bastards
Zombiebaro: :)
Bradaphras: all in good fun ;)
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: thats why I love you Brad
Zombiebaro: able to take a joke
Bradaphras: oh yeah
Zombiebaro: and not ban THE HELL OUT OF ME
VodkaTabak: Just make sure to wear some sort of protection, if you can't afford it: use a crisp packet. Or in America, a POTATO CHIP packet.
Zombiebaro: oops
Bradaphras: if you can tell a joke, you can take a joke
McDestroye: Brad bans me all the time
Bradaphras: if you're not that way, you suck
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Bradaphras: just because you deserved it
McDestroye: Can't take a simple asshit mcfagmotron joke
VodkaTabak: It's because Brad is very open, Zombie..
VodkaTabak: Unless he's tired, then he's shut up, no sale.
Zombiebaro: Brad: So...interview?
Bradaphras: heh
VodkaTabak: So.. I heard USA was out of the World Cup.. like England.
Zombiebaro: I'm always around
Bradaphras: it'll be a while, dude
Zombiebaro: so just pop in
Bradaphras: there are a lot of folks ahead of you in line
Bradaphras: seriously
Zombiebaro: oh
Bradaphras: I'm going by a very impartial rating
Zombiebaro: Can I interview someone then?
Bradaphras: and not just "these are the folks I like"
Bradaphras: sure
VodkaTabak: Brad, are you like the Uncyclopaedia's main interviewer?
Bradaphras: wanna interview Todd Lyons?
Zombiebaro: ha
Zombiebaro: sure
Zombiebaro: how? He's never on IRC
Bradaphras: be sure to ask funny questions
Zombiebaro: I'll research him
Bradaphras: type questions out and post it in his talk page
VodkaTabak: BRAD!
Zombiebaro: okay, sounds good
Bradaphras: VT
Bradaphras: unofficially
Bradaphras: until it catches on
VodkaTabak: Will it catch on?
Bradaphras: then I'll get bored and do something else ;)
Zombiebaro: yes
VodkaTabak: It will?
Zombiebaro: it will catch
VodkaTabak: It will catch on>
Bradaphras: lots of other stuff I've started has caught on
Zombiebaro: LIKE AIDS
VodkaTabak: Like crabs, more like..
Bradaphras: same thing
Zombiebaro: or cancer
Zombiebaro: or lob-ot-om-ee-s
VodkaTabak: Cancer is not contagious you tosser..
Bradaphras: cancer porn?
Bradaphras: or just the normal kind?
Zombiebaro: heh
VodkaTabak: Ew...
Zombiebaro: nice name drop Brd
Zombiebaro: BARD, even
Zombiebaro: BRAD THAT BARD MARCHES ON THE BEAT OF HIS OWN DRUM
VodkaTabak: "Now we'll show you how to penetrate the cancerous cells in the right lung's vein leading to the vena cava with your penis.."
Bradaphras: yeah
McDestroye: makes sense
Zombiebaro: Bardaphraser
VodkaTabak: Bard?
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Tompkins: SPELUNKING!
McDestroye: Bard as subject to Baron
Bradaphras: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cancer_porn
Bardaphras: I'm like Shakespear or something
Tompkins: I am SO there!
VodkaTabak: SPELUNKER was one of the shittest games in history. I loved it.
VodkaTabak: It was so difficult..
Bardaphras: I doth not approve
Bardaphras: Hithoo in sooth I knowest not why
VodkaTabak: One doth not giveth thine approviation..
Bardaphras: I doth!
Bardaphras: I doth indeed!
VodkaTabak: I dothnt.
McDestroye: Hurrumph!
Bardaphraser has been to that place where Shakespear was born
VodkaTabak: United Kingdom?
Bardaphras: no no
Bardaphras: that city
Bardaphras: whats the name?
VodkaTabak: Brigadoon?
Bradaphras: the Flying Dutchman/
McDestroye: Shakespeare wasn't real
Bradaphras: ?
VodkaTabak: He was.
McDestroye: nope
Bardaphras: the place where he was born
VodkaTabak: Yes.
Bardaphras: quick Brad
McDestroye: nopes
VodkaTabak: Yes.
McDestroye: UNYES, damn you
VodkaTabak: He was real.
Bradaphras: Shakespeare was probably real
McDestroye: Like your face!
VodkaTabak: Perfection..?
Bradaphras: I mean, we've got evidence that he lived
Bardaphras: Stratford-upon-Avon
Bradaphras: BUT he might not have
McDestroye: it's full of nothing
VodkaTabak: Yes, like his boner.
VodkaTabak: Bones*
Bardaphras: thats the place
Bradaphras: he could have just been undead
Bardaphras: I've been to Stratford-upon-Avon
VodkaTabak: I've been there, such a boring place.
Bardaphras: yah
Bardaphras: nice statues though
VodkaTabak: Not really.
Bardaphras: and nice old houses
VodkaTabak: Just carved stone..
Bardaphras: meh
McDestroye: The only thing in "his" grave is his play scripts
Bardaphras: you don't appreciate art man
VodkaTabak: Nice old houses? Now it's just council flats..
McDestroye: no bones
Bradaphras: No one appreciates Art Man
Bradaphras: He's a lonely hero
VodkaTabak: I appreciate art, in the right way.
McDestroye: Art Mann is a good person
Bradaphras: going and saving the people
Bardaphras: Wilde was a bard, eh?
VodkaTabak: Oscar?
VodkaTabak: He sang
Bradaphras: with his perfect lines and asymmetrical beauty
McDestroye: WILDE STILL LIVES
VodkaTabak: Dirty bugger, he's dead.
Bradaphras: nobody appreciated him, until he was dead...
McDestroye: HE'S ONLY MOSTLY-DEAD
VodkaTabak: Like anything, you have to be dead to be loved.
VodkaTabak: The biggest shit in the world still has nice words cast upon him when he lies stiking, rotting in a coffin.
Tompkins: Oh shit, the <tr>s, <td>s, and <th>s are back..
McDestroye: I'll table data you
Bardaphras: WILDE IS A ZOMBIE BITCHES
Bardaphras: HE EATS BRAINS
VodkaTabak: ...
Bardaphras: AND FUCKS SEXY BITCHES
VodkaTabak: Bizzaro.
McDestroye: There's a <table> exploit that can fuck up a page and make EVERYTHING below it not appear
Bardaphras: errr....men
VodkaTabak: Dirty bugger...
Bardaphras: Mc: Shhhh
McDestroye: done
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Bardaphras: Brad: Do i write all the questions at once, or one at a time?
VodkaTabak: I hope we didn't upset him so he considered leaving.
Bradaphras: I've been doing it all at once
Bardaphras: okay
Bardaphras: that sounds better
Bardaphras: should I submit them to you first?
Bardaphras: probably...
Bardaphras: ...cause they will suck otherwise
Bradaphras: post them in my bios talk page first
*** Signoff: VodkaTabako ("So tired, going to bed, goodnight!")
Bardaphras: okay
Bradaphras: then when I give you the go-ahead (after maybe some help), you can send them Todd's way
Bardaphras: now, its 8 questions?
rwg: hah, I love it when you talk to someone online and almost immediatly afterwards they show up somewhere you are.
Bradaphras: woah
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Bradaphras: that's never happened to me
Bardaphras: ANIDNIA
Bradaphras: hey Anidn
Bardaphras: oops
anidnmeno: BRAD!!
Bardaphraser canna spell
Bardaphras: ANIDN
Bardaphraser is ZB, in case anidn didn't know
Bardaphras: I like this name
Bardaphras: it soots me
Bardaphras: :P
Bradaphras: ?
Bardaphras: I'm Rammbeling Brad
Bardaphras: RAMMBEL ON
Bardaphras: -led zeppelin
Bradaphras: I see...
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Bardaphras: I'm tired and I just rammbel and rammbel
Bardaphras: and it all means nothing
Tompkins: Hey MoneySign, get this... somebody apparently thinks you're "good at what you do."
Bardaphras: :)
Bardaphras: yup
Bardaphras: he is
Tompkins: No, serisously, I swear to God, I just saw it.
*** Bardaphraser is now known as Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: he is
Tompkins: Can you believe that, MoneySign, can you?
Zombiebaro: ...
Tompkins goes off to vote..
Zombiebaro: ha
Bradaphras: heh
Zombiebaro: Brad: I see you agreed withme
Zombiebaro: with me, even
Bradaphras: yep
Zombiebaro: I was gonna nom you and Famine and some others, but figured I would wait a day or two
Zombiebaro: :D
Bradaphras: both are VERY deserving
Bradaphras: nah
Bradaphras: don't nom me
Bradaphras: I just won something
Zombiebaro: :(
Bradaphras: wait for another month or so ;)
Zombiebaro: I guess so
Zombiebaro: :)
Bradaphras: Famine and $ really deserve awards of some kind
Zombiebaro: yah
Zombiebaro: oops, above I ment Flammable
Zombiebaro: I was gonna nom him
Bradaphras: Flam is very deserving, as well
Zombiebaro: I agree
Zombiebaron makes it seem like Brad's idea, a peon indeed
Zombiebaro: :D
Zombiebaro: RAISE A LITTLE HELL
Zombiebaro: RAISE A LITTLE HELL
Zombiebaro: RAISE A LITTLE HELL
anidnmeno: KICK A LITTLE FLOODER
Zombiebaro: TOMPKINS DIDNT SIGN SOMETHING
Tompkins: God dammit..
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: Only trying to help old chum
Zombiebaro: :)
rwg: Tompkins: you forgot to sign here when signing your soul over to turtledom
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Tompkins goes to look for his stamp
Bradaphras: heh
Zombiebaro: stamp?
Tompkins: Yeah
Zombiebaro: THIS IS MY STAMP, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS MINE
Tompkins: Actually signing things takes forever, so I made a stamp
Zombiebaro: oh really?
rwg: Uhh, birds are terrists
ENeGMA: way to vote on UotM guys...
Zombiebaro: foolish young'un
Zombiebaro: ENe: uh huh
Zombiebaro: if we all vote for each other, no one looses
Zombiebaro: :)
ENeGMA: everyone's a winner!
Zombiebaro: the UnMeta Admin Moto
ENeGMA: it's like some sort of...cabal...or something
Zombiebaro: thats how we got op'd there
Zombiebaro: TINK
Zombiebaro: TINK
Zombiebaro: TINK
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Zombiebaro: oops
Zombiebaro: nervous habi
Zombiebaro: habit, even
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ENeGMA: !
ENeGMA: !!
ENeGMA: !!!
ENeGMA: !!!!
anidnmeno: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: pwn'd
Bradaphras: is it Tayor?
Bradaphras: no
Bradaphras: just an impersonator...
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Zombiebaro: I'm tired
Bradaphras: sorry
Zombiebaro: and slightly intoxicated
Zombiebaro: ;)
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Zombiebaro: RX
Zombiebaro: oops
Bradaphras: RC!
Zombiebaro: Rc!
Zombiebaro: RC!, even
Bradaphras: Zombie's all drugged up, apparently....
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...what?
ENeGMA: I"M SO FUCKING WASTED
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaron sits back down and waits for rc to speak
Zombiebaro: YOU BETTER SPEAK
Zombiebaro: ;):):D
Zombiebaro: why am I seeing "</td>" all over the fucking place?
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Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: this </td> thing sucks
Zombiebaro: BRADAPHRASER
Zombiebaro: I SUMMON YOU TO MY SIDE, PLEASE
Zombiebaro: :)
Bradaphras: do what now?
Zombiebaro: what is this </td> stuff?
Bradaphras: merely a malfunction
Bradaphras: old data
Bradaphras: pay it no mind
Zombiebaro: oh, and is Todd considered overly happy, or am I thinking of someone else?
Bradaphras: Todd is quite cheerful
Zombiebaro: I don't see much of him, exept on the main page, heh
Zombiebaro: okay
Bradaphras: and one of the nicest people here
Bradaphras: ...on the surface
Zombiebaro: anything else you can tell me about him?
Bradaphras: lurking beneath that surface
Bradaphras: where he seems to be the perfect husband and father
Bradaphras: there lies, a CANADIAN!
Zombiebaro: YES
Zombiebaro: YES
Zombiebaro: YES
rwg: How about you? Want to go on the roof and get toasted?
Zombiebaro: I know
Bradaphras: nah
Zombiebaro: me?
Zombiebaro: I am on the roof
Zombiebaro: with a rifle
rwg: Wanna toast people?
Zombiebaro: RUSH JUST CAME ON THE RADIO
Zombiebaro: ZOMG
Bradaphras: Todd has a pretty voice
Zombiebaro: IM IN CANADA
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
Bradaphras: heh
Zombiebaro: CanCon
Bradaphras: Rush Limbaugh, eh?
Zombiebaro: no...
Bradaphras: oh
Zombiebaro: the band...
Zombiebaro: Rush
Bradaphras: that's less surprising
Bradaphras: yes yes
Zombiebaro: that was the joke
Bradaphras: I know the band
Zombiebaro: its ironic
Zombiebaro: or something
Bradaphras: heh
Zombiebaro: like "Oh my god, how come you guys never lod me Bon Scott was dead?"
Zombiebaro: I do that all the time to people who hardly know me
Zombiebaro: and they go "What the fuck?"
Zombiebaro: told me, even
Zombiebaro: anywho...
rcmurphy: Oh, hello.
Bradaphras: heh
Bradaphras: who are you?
rcmurphy: Some lurker.
Tompkins: RCMURPHY!
Zombiebaro: LURKER
Zombiebaro: errr
Tompkins is getting pretty tired of acting all excited when he sees rc..
Zombiebaro: I mean, Holy RcMurphy, its rcmurphy
Zombiebaro: Tompkins is a man?
rcmurphy: You don't have to pretend anymore, Tompkins.
Zombiebaro: Holy RcMurphy!
rcmurphy: I know your true feelings.
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: we all love rc
Tompkins licks rc's face
Zombiebaro: Brad: Is asking Todd if he's had "man sex" a funny question?
Zombiebaro: I thought I'd run it by you, before immortilizing it on the wiki
katieaway: o_o
Zombiebaro: KATIE!
Zombiebaro: and your little "wtf face" to!
rcmurphy: I think Todd probably prefers "woman sex."
Zombiebaron means that o__o = wtf face
rcmurphy: Since he is after all married with kids.
Zombiebaro: rc: that is the joke
Bradaphras: no
Tompkins: "Married: With Children"
Bradaphras: to answer your question Zombie
Zombiebaro: I can allude to Oscar in the Question
Tompkins: *cue green slime thingy... prison door noise*
Zombiebaro: be like "did you fuck men to be like the Wilde?"
Zombiebaro: "and to be funny"
Zombiebaro: heh
Bradaphras: Zombie: that question would be "not funny"
Zombiebaro: dang yo
Zombiebaro: man sex is always funny, that and pooh
rcmurphy: Bear?
Bradaphras: a funny question would be something like, "Since you're married with children, do you, too, have a foot fetish?"
Zombiebaro: rc: Good idea
Bradaphras: or, even better, "do your kids know you have a foot fetish?"
Zombiebaro: Ill ask a question about User:Bear
Bradaphras: hahaha
Bradaphras: yeah
Bradaphras: that'd be really good
Zombiebaro: Do you wish you were a Bear?
Zombiebaro: just like that
Zombiebaro: so he can interpret it how he likes
katieaway: "is bear sex any better than woman sex?"
Zombiebaro: "Do you ever wish you were a [[User:Bear|Bear]]
Zombiebaro: heh
Bradaphras: oh dear
Zombiebaro: you guys can add those to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Bradaphraser/bios#Proposed_UPN_.233:_Todd_Lyons
Zombiebaro: just run them by Brad
Zombiebaro: I gotta run
Zombiebaro: run
Zombiebaro: run
Zombiebaro: run
Log file closed at: 7/3/06 11:19:14 PM