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*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by keitei on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 1:44:22 AM
#uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron rwg Sikon GoatusScrotus MoneySign McJesus SonicChao Hindleyite Vladdy Olipro Mhaille keitei apecat sannse_away Trinity_Quasar richjkl jenda nsh
*** End of /NAMES list.
Zombiebaron walks in
*** Channel Mode is +tnc
*** Channel created at Friday, May 5, 2006 2:48:24 PM
Mhaille: to the door
Zombiebaro: Mhaille!
Hindleyite: <Hindleyite> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk#Wired
Hindleyite: <McJesus> What a shitty image
Zombiebaro: Oh wow
Zombiebaro: everyone who cares about my question is here
Mhaille: shite.....
Zombiebaro: I was wondering if I could create a copy of {{vfp}} for the Reefer Desk
Zombiebaro: so that it no longer says "Featured Picture Candidate"
Zombiebaro: It could instead say something else
rwg: Mind if I come in move your stuff around, use your bathroom, and handle your food items in unsanitary ways?
McJesus: I believe we said just that same thing earlier, Zombie
Hindleyite: Zombiebaron: sounds good to me
Zombiebaro: Okay
Mhaille: Hindleyite has "things" planned
Zombiebaro: what should the header say Hindle?
Zombiebaro: "Image Under Review"
Hindleyite: I think I'll leave that up to your better judgement, Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: "Reefer Desk Client"
Hindleyite: since it was your idea
Zombiebaro: no no no
Zombiebaro: I want concencus
Zombiebaro: so everyone likes it
Hindleyite: sounds alright. Something drug-related?
Zombiebaro: "The New Joint" - BET Rip-off
Mhaille: Pot Head Pixie
rwg: PHP?
McJesus: Oh Shit! I'm Fucking Burnt and I'm down Two Hocs! Shit, I'll have to SUCK *BLEEP* FOR MONEY FOR THIS SHIT FROM NOW ON Review
Zombiebaro: Look, Sammy Duglas!
Zombiebaro: LSD?
Zombiebaro: ummm
Zombiebaro: Please Help this Picture?
Zombiebaro: That has PHP in it Mhaille
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VodkaTabak: For work you've yet to do.
Zombiebaro: ...
McJesus: Please Clean this Picture
VodkaTabak: I don't know why you are so surprised, Zombie, all you do is eat brains.
Zombiebaro: and I suck at photoshop
Zombiebaro: don't forget that Vodka
*** Signoff: Sikon (Remote closed the connection)
SonicChao: Hi Zombiebaron
rwg: I am great with Photoshop... when I have a monitor that displays all colors
SonicChao: I only use GIMP
Zombiebaro: Hindleyite: "Please Help this Picture"?
VodkaTabak: I don't even have Photoshop.,
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Then get an illigal version of photoshop
Zombiebaro: its simple and easy!
VodkaTabak: Downloading 600mb on 56k is too much bother..
Zombiebaro: sucka
VodkaTabak: Eater.
Zombiebaro: ...
McJesus: Whoa, Zombie, you can't say that! Adobe has strict rules on the "Photoshop" naming convention, you know?!
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: I use Linux!
rwg: DO IT ANYWAY!
rwg: lol
Zombiebaro: Mc: Yah, that's why I named mine "Potochop". No copyright infringment that way
Zombiebaro: plus in canada downloading is legal
rwg: heh
VodkaTabak: Liar!
VodkaTabak: It can't be.
Zombiebaro: its true
VodkaTabak: Not illegally.
rwg: If downloading is illegal in Canada, then the internet is illegal
McJesus: No, you can't say just "Photoshop" as Adobe says that's not right; it's "Adobe Photoshop" or nothing, buster
rwg: Because you download stuff on websites to view them
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: no downloading is legal
Hindleyite: Well, Zombiebaron, I'm not too fussed about the name, as long as it isn't too terrible
McJesus: yes, no downloading is legal
Zombiebaro: stuff like kazza, the old napster, and Bit torrent is legal
Zombiebaro: LOOK IT UP
Zombiebaro: Hind: Okay
McJesus: What's kazza?
Hindleyite: Bittorrent illegal?
Hindleyite: How do you SURVIVE?
McJesus: I used Bit Torrent to illegally download Bit Torrent
VodkaTabak: I've never used BitTorrent, it's far too complicated.
Hindleyite: I use Bit Tornado
VodkaTabak: Bit Razor?
McJesus: Bit Torrent's easy
Hindleyite: to download legal stuff, you understand...
McJesus: Get Bit Torrent, get a .torrent of what you want, download it, ...?, PROFIT
VodkaTabak: Is everyone here downloading things illegally?
McJesus: Actually, I'm doing just that this very moment
McJesus: But tell anyone, k?
VodkaTabak: I'm not a grass..
Hindleyite: Pirate!
McJesus: Woops, "DON'T TELL"
Hindleyite: Don't tell what?
VodkaTabak: I'm sure we've all done worse things.. like sex with the elderly, murder..
McJesus: Yes, but I'm currently downloading a video of sex with the elderly and murder in it right now
VodkaTabak: SEXY.
Hindleyite: QDB that
McJesus: yes
VodkaTabak: There is nothing hotter than some saggy old woman kneeling over a dead old man.
Zombiebaro: Hindle: {{Reef}} is now in use
VodkaTabak: Nothing but a stiff for her, eh?
McJesus: Vodka: came
Zombiebaro: hope you like it
VodkaTabak: Came what?
McJesus: Vodka: I excreted sperm, containing millions of semen in it
VodkaTabak: Eegh.
Hindleyite: Zombiebaron: thumbs up for the new template
VodkaTabak: I didn't need to know that.
VodkaTabak: NO, nonononono, no QDB. They don't like it now. Too overflowing.
McJesus: Why'd you ask, then?
VodkaTabak: Please don't QDB.
VodkaTabak: I didn't ask if you were ejaculating!
Zombiebaro: Hind: I'm gonna make the letters "PHP" red
Zombiebaro: so its more of a drug refrence
McJesus: I don't think Vodka should be using the Internet
VodkaTabak: Why not?
Hindleyite: Zombiebaron: OK
McJesus: "Came what?"
McJesus: "Eegh."
VodkaTabak: I can't help being innocent like a virgin.
McJesus: "I can't help being innocent like a virgin."
VodkaTabak: Oh, piss off.
Zombiebaro: Hind: Like it?
VodkaTabak: Dirty bugger.
Hindleyite: Zombiebaron: yeah, good
rwg: <rwg> You smell funny
rwg: <milou62> I m french
VodkaTabak: ...
Hindleyite: I like the 'nominate' option
Zombiebaro: yup
Zombiebaro: its better then archive
Zombiebaro: if only we could make it so clicking nominate actually nominated it though...
Zombiebaro: meh
McJesus: You can
Hindleyite: yeah I think reefer desk needed its own temp now it's in the Uncyc namespace
Hindleyite: I think we have another Reefer Grad on our hands
Zombiebaro: The Dali stash?
Hindleyite: Yeah. There's loads on VFP at the moment
SonicChao: Um...back
SonicChao: ....why do it anyway?
*** McJesus is now known as McDestroyertron
SonicChao: I cant get ir for Linux
Zombiebaro: thats nice
Zombiebaro: I can't help you
Hindleyite: McJesus has ascended to the McHeavens to be with Ronald once more
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: mmmm....food
Zombiebaron realizes that it is 9:08 am
Hindleyite: oh, crud I need a page for my templates
Zombiebaro: link me
Zombiebaro: wait, you mean like User:Hindleyite/Templates?
VodkaTabak: It's 2:11pm..
Zombiebaro: HA HA HA
Zombiebaro: VODKA LIVES IN A WACKY TIME ZONE
Zombiebaro: LOZER
VodkaTabak: I live in GMT. ALL times go by GMT.
Zombiebaro: I'm going to Newfoundland tommorow
Zombiebaro: they have their own time zone their
Hindleyite: Yeah I got the revelation after seeing your templates page, Zombiebaron
VodkaTabak: Liar!
Zombiebaro: 1:30 ahead of Toronto
VodkaTabak: All times are GMT related, that's what mummy said!
Zombiebaro: Hind: I have pages for all my stuff, do to my user page layout
Zombiebaro: due, even
McDestroye: doo, even
McDestroye: dew, even
Zombiebaro: it also makes it easier to find my stuff, since as I apraoch my 1 year aniversary I've made alot of stuff
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. :)
VodkaTabak: Hello there, Mc.
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Which one was that?
SonicChao: it already has +16.5 votes
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Command Line
Zombiebaro: oh yah
Hindleyite: Zombiebaron: I C
Zombiebaro: I nominated that
Zombiebaro: Its really good
McDestroye: Hey Vodka
Zombiebaro: Hin: You forgot the "R" in IRC
Zombiebaro: oh wait...
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: i know...:)
SonicChao: IC?
Hindleyite: Internet's Really Crap?
Zombiebaro: sure
SonicChao: Insane Relay Crap?
Zombiebaron goes off to fufill Photo Requests
*** Zombiebaron is now known as ZB|Chopin
Hindleyite: International Rat-eating Championships?
VodkaTabak: Itchy Rug Cats?
McDestroye: Eye Are Sea?
VodkaTabak: Aye R See?
ZB|Chopin: hey look! lets all make up things that start with the letters I R and C! Oh look! I speak english!
McDestroye: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc?
ZB|Chopin: idiots
VodkaTabak: Yes! Yes! Oui! Ja! ENGLISH FUN~
SonicChao: Idiotic Relay Chatters?
ZB|Chopin: ...
McDestroye: Zombie needs a hug
VodkaTabak: English is best of all, English, ENGLISH FUN.
VodkaTabako hugs Zombie.
ZB|Chopin: I Really Capitulate
ZB|Chopin: oh no I did it too
ZB|Chopin eats Vodka's brain
VodkaTabako gets killed.
ZB|Chopin: yes you did
ZB|Chopin: fool
VodkaTabako rises.
VodkaTabak: I HAVE NO BLOODY BRAIN, MWAHAHAHAHA
McDestroye: Raise your hand if you realize that this is the shittiest conversation in years
SonicChao: I have to update ubuntu
SonicChao: later
VodkaTabak: You just ate the stash I keep in my head for heroin emergencies.
*** Signoff: SonicChao (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
VodkaTabako raises hand.
VodkaTabak: When did we get like this..
VodkaTabak: Wow. I never knew Vagina was Latin for "Sword Sheath."
McDestroye: And VodkaTabako is French for "Man in disguise"
Hindleyite: Guy Incognito
*** Signoff: Vladdy ("Lost terminal")
VodkaTabak: Is it?
VodkaTabak: Cute.
VodkaTabak: I never realized I was in disguise in the first place.
ZB|Chopin: ...
McDestroye: You were always in the "curious" category
ZB|Chopin: Vodka: Go do something usefull, m'kay?
VodkaTabak: That's because of my mystique..
VodkaTabak: Like what?
ZB|Chopin: like removing NRVs
ZB|Chopin: it will get you banned
ZB|Chopin: and I will laugh
ZB|Chopin: :P
VodkaTabak: ...
*** rwg is now known as Vladimir_Pukin
VodkaTabak: I'll never do anything considered bannable..
ZB|Chopin: wait...that last part was in my head m'kay?
Vladimir_P: pfft
ZB|Chopin: Vod: Wow
VodkaTabak: I'm too nice.
ZB|Chopin: getting banned is what all the cool kids due
Vladimir_P: That doesn't matter
VodkaTabak: So?!
ZB|Chopin shuts up before an admin looks in
Vladimir_P: I didn't do anything to get banned at all, and look at me
Vladimir_P: My IP is in a range block
VodkaTabak: Is it?
Vladimir_P: So
Vladimir_P: That makes me cool
*** Vladimir_Pukin is now known as rwg
ZB|Chopin: ha ha ha
VodkaTabak: Excuse me, be back soon.
rwg: ok
ZB|Chopin: rwg: Crack Vandal IP Range?
rwg: yep
ZB|Chopin: kill all your neighbors
rwg: Hence why I am so hostile to him when he comes on IRC
ZB|Chopin: one of them might be the vandal
rwg: ZB|Chopin: most of my neighbors don't even own computers
ZB|Chopin: wow he comes on IRC?
rwg: rarely
ZB|Chopin: I never seen him here
ZB|Chopin: meh
Hindleyite: We need a template for Reefer University Graduates
ZB|Chopin: Hin: Okay
ZB|Chopin: Want it to be like {{Reef}}?
ZB|Chopin: just with the header "Reefer Graduate"
rwg: or RUG
Hindleyite: something like the featured article template
ZB|Chopin: okay
Hindleyite: with green ketchup
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Potatochopcs.jpg
ZB|Chopin: any header ideas?
rwg: It should be {{rug}}
Mhaille: wachathink?
ZB|Chopin: FEATURE
ZB|Chopin: err...
McDestroye: I thought it was called Potatoshop?
ZB|Chopin: Mhaille: AMAZING
ZB|Chopin: I acctually renamed my application to be called "Potochop"
rwg: looks nice
ZB|Chopin renames it to Potatochop
rwg: But I feel like I have seen it before
rwg: lol
McDestroye: I shall make an image that somehow integrates "Ah! Chop Chop" with a Chop Shop someday
rwg opens up his copy of Potatochop CS
rwg: aah
rwg: That's where I saw it
rwg: the box to this
ZB|Chopin: heh
rwg crams a potato into his cd drive
rwg: Someone get me a hammer
ZB|Chopin: ...
McDestroye: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
ZB|Chopin: ...
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Hindleyite: Mhaille; Make the CD a slice of potato sticking out of the box
*** Signoff: Drag0n_Warrior (Remote closed the connection)
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ZB|Chopin: Hin: I'll make the Reefer Graduates Template after I finish potochopin' dis picture
Hindleyite: An article for Adobe Potatochop is needed...
ZB|Chopin: heh
ZB|Chopin: yup
Hindleyite: I smell a feature
ZB|Chopin: completely
ZB|Chopin: Mhaille should write it
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ZB|Chopin: BRAD
ZB|Chopin: BRAD
ZB|Chopin: BARD
Bradaphras: Zombie!
ZB|Chopin: Zombie?
ZB|Chopin: where?
Bradaphras: er, Chopin?
ZB|Chopin: Potochopin'
Mhaille: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_shop
ZB|Chopin: not the music guy
Bradaphras: ah
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Hindleyite: may I do the honours of starting the article?
Mhaille: sure.....its all yours
Bradaphras: why did you link to fish and chips?
ZB|Chopin: cause he's British
ZB|Chopin: duh
Bradaphras: heh
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Mhaille: Photochop CS is the industry standard software for Chip Production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England.
Mhaille: Brad.... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Potatochopcs.jpg
ZB|Chopin: That's not much length and breadth though
ZB|Chopin: you guys are just one tiny island
McDestroye: I'll have some lengthy bread, please
Hindleyite: Good opening line there, Mhaille
Mhaille: with a number of plugins including, Extra Crispy......
ZB|Chopin: BBQ
GoatusScro: I'll give you a lengthy loaf
Bradaphras: heh
Mhaille: French Fries (released in the UK version as Freedom Fries)
Mhaille: US
Mhaille: I meant
Bradaphras: yeah
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Bradaphras: we're so free in America, we can even rename our food at a moment's notice
rwg: People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
*** Signoff: Mukz (Remote closed the connection)
Bradaphras: yeah
ZB|Chopin: SIKON IS HERE
Mhaille: everyone put their pants back on
McDestroye: I'll put my pants back on when you pry it from my cold, dead hands
Hindleyite: Can someone name a well-known American potato chip company?
McDestroye: Lays
McDestroye: *Frito-Lays
Hindleyite: cheers
GoatusScro: Pringles
Hindleyite: ooh, I can use that one too
Mhaille: thats Universal that is
Hindleyite: once you 'shop, you can't stop
McDestroye: and there you have it
McDestroye: This article writes itself
Sikon: the Command Line article gave me an idea
Sikon: to make a Zork spin-off where locations are Unix folders
Sikon: although probably nobody will get it
McDestroye: Nobody knows what this "folder" thing you speak of is
ZB|Chopin uploads a picture of a Sycophant
ZB|Chopin: stupid giant file size!
ZB|Chopin: its as big as an elephant I tells yah
ZB|Chopin: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Sycophant.png
ZB|Chopin: any feedback?
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ZB|Chopin: Sonic!
SonicChao: Hi ZB|Chopin
ZB|Chopin: I am not Chopin!
SonicChao: Ok...
ZB|Chopin: I am potochopin'
SonicChao: Hi ZB
ZB|Chopin: Chopin was a pianist
ZB|Chopin: and a Polish one at that
ZB|Chopin: although I am half polish...
McDestroye: Oh, now that name makes sense
SonicChao: Just finished 4th article
SonicChao: [[Opera (web browser)]]
SonicChao: Not very funny....but did it because it got huffed repeatedly
ZB|Chopin: Uh huh
ZB|Chopin: if you want article ideas go look at the most wanted articles
SonicChao: How do you see a huff log for something?
ZB|Chopin: its always a good start
ZB|Chopin: exept that time User:Tompkins was on top....
SonicChao: XD
SonicChao: Ok...how do I see a huff log for something?
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ZB|Chopin: dunno
ZB|Chopin: ask Mhaille
ZB|Chopin: or something
Mhaille: who
Mhaille: what?
ZB|Chopin: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Zpenis.png
Hindleyite: nice additions, mhaile
ZB|Chopin: do you think anyone would vote for that on VFP?
ZB|Chopin: some <s>fool</s> body put it on the main page with the featured article
ZB|Chopin: so no one can claim the NSFW clause
Mhaille: think we need a history of Potatochop
Mhaille: from simple chip-cutting software
ZB|Chopin: yes!
Mhaille: in version 1
Mhaille: through to the bells and whistles of CS
Hindleyite: sounds good, but my brain is running out of juice right now
ZB|Chopin: Hin: I see you havn't discovered the magic of caffine pills
ZB|Chopin never runs out of juice
ZB|Chopin: I keep on going and going and going ang going and...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...going.
GoatusScro: ow
Mhaille: Dali's 'Stache is flying on VFP
GoatusScro: brain freeze
*** Signoff: Hindleyite (Remote closed the connection)
GoatusScro: Damn you, slurpee. Why must you tempt me so...
GoatusScro: sadistic frozen jezebel
Mhaille: Zombie.....it might have been funnier with Unrepentium
ZB|Chopin: what's that?
Mhaille: the Oscar Pentium image
ZB|Chopin: Acctually, I was just filling out a picture request, and he just wanted me to change the "idoits outside" to "oscar wilde"
ZB|Chopin: so thats all i did
ZB|Chopin goes off to make more dreams come true
Mhaille: lol
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HaxellCool: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HaxellCool: coolcool
HaxellCool: what the hell
HaxellCool: is anyone even in here
HaxellCool: how depressing
Mhaille: nope
HaxellCool: OH HAAAA HA
HaxellCool: you are my best friend now
McDestroye: I heard that you can add fifty+ more people to a chat room by typing "/quit" in it
HaxellCool: wow thats amazing.
HaxellCool: oh wait
HaxellCool: no thats shit
HaxellCool: HAH HA
HaxellCool: anyway this is boring.
*** Signoff: HaxellCoolCool (Remote closed the connection)
Sikon: McDestroyertron> was that an implication that they're called directories?
McDestroye: sure
*** Signoff: Sikon (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
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ZB|Chopin finishes evading copyright laws on one photo, he hopes
*** ZB|Chopin is now known as ZB|CS
ZB|CS: now people won't think I'm playing Piano
ZB|CS finishes one dream and moves on to the next
McDestroye: I just smelled my left hand and it sort of smells like cat piss
McDestroye: now it smells normal
ZB|CS: ...
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rwg: REDUNDANCY CHECK
rwg: REDUNDANCY CHECK
rwg: REDUNDANCY CHECK
McDestroye: ppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
rwg: lol
ZB|CS: POW
ZB|CS: POW
ZB|CS: BANG
ZB|CS: ZAP
ZB|CS: WHAMO
ZB|CS: CLICK
ZB|CS: CLICK
ZB|CS: CLICK
ZB|CS: CLICK
ZB|CS: BOOM
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anidnmen1: who the fuck is signed on with my name!?!?!
ZB|CS: not me
ZB|CS: use ghost
ZB|CS: is probably you
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*** anidnmeno\ is now known as anidnmeno
anidnmeno: no, i haven't been onsince yesterday
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ZB|CS: http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/index.cgi?id=1338
ZB|CS: that quote is the best thing ever
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slif3r: I'm making an awesome image
ZB|CS: goo
ZB|CS: good, even
McDestroye: gggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hindleyite: Yoda Grue? :)
ZB|CS: is it anouther jam creature?
GoatusScro: Awesome, I just made my very first contribution to Uncyclopedia
GoatusScro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Slurpee
GoatusScro: granted, i just added one more topic but it's a start
McDestroye: what a shitty article
GoatusScro: How dare you
McDestroye: you're right
McDestroye: It didn't even finish loading
Hindleyite: How dar yoo!
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McDestroye: qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Hindleyite: Hhow dar yoo!
*** Signoff: McDestroyertron ("This chan is just my type of screwage.")
GoatusScro: Mine is the Word to the Wise portion
SonicChao: slif3r: What is it?
Hindleyite: Thank goodness Benson is dead
ZB|CS: MC STOP SPAMMING
ZB|CS: oh he left
wolf: "Neil Gaiman published in KNAVE, in 1984 a short story called 'The Case of the Four and Twenty Blackbirds', which casts Humpty as a murder victim. The tone is that of hard boiled detective fiction and casts a number of nursery rhyme charaters in various roles such as Jill from Jack and Jill as the femme fatale or Cock Robin as the underworld informant. It is now available to read from his website." <-- I think someone set wikipedia up the bomb.
wolf: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_dumpty
ZB|CS: "hard boiled"
ZB|CS: get it?
wolf: yeah, it's clearly a joke
ZB|CS: oh
wolf: I can't believe I can still itentify them after all this time as an uncyc admin
ZB|CS: ha ha ha
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wolf: it seems like 97% of everything added to the site isn't humour at all.
wolf: to uncyc, that is
ZB|CS: yup
ZB|CS: and hence 97% of the site should be huffed
Hindleyite: That's unfair
Hindleyite: I'd say it was about 50%
wolf: already been huffed, that's the thing
ZB|CS: I think we should have a regrowing week next week
wolf: "added" is the important word
wolf: we huff the crap pretty quick
ZB|CS: we can let our gaurd down, and let crap articles through
wolf: but some is hard to call and that 50% stays
ZB|CS: and then you admin types can clean up
ZB|CS: that's a bad idea...
wolf: yeah, me and my flamethrower.
GoatusScro: haha
wolf: better to get them while they're children
GoatusScro: Hhow dar yo?!
Hindleyite: Never seen Max and Paddy?
wolf: there's nothing wrong with genocidal holocausts, provided the international community doesn't get involved.
wolf: by that, I mean, killing crap articles isn't /wrong/
ZB|CS: heh
anidnmeno: but killing them because they rre Newish is
wolf: including killing them en-masse
ZB|CS: you damn Nazi, wolf
Hindleyite: sure, if they REALLY care about it, they'll appeal
wolf dons his shiny jackboots.
Hindleyite: to get their article back
ZB|CS: uh huh
Olipro: aaahhh! fake americans
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Hindleyite: Sure, pardner
Olipro: do Canadians and Americans have different accents?
Olipro: I can never tell
Hindleyite: Same with Aussies and Kiwis for me
Hindleyite: I wonder if it's the same with English and Scottish for Americans?
wolf: Olipro: Matters on the part of the US or Canada
wolf: but generally, yes
ZB|CS: No
ENeGMA: like southern Americans, no
ENeGMA: Bostonians, no
ZB|CS: Scotish is very diffrent from English
ENeGMA: New England and the South have pretty thick accents
ZB|CS: And "Canadian" is neither and accent nor a language
ENeGMA: usually
ZB|CS: it depends on where you're from
wolf: ZB: I know what I'm talking about
ZB|CS: For instence my accent isn't very thick
ZB|CS: wolf: so do I
ENeGMA: like there's a huge difference between Ohio and Kentucky, in accent
ENeGMA: just go accross the river
wolf: I speak American, but I can fake a really convincing western-canadian
ZB|CS: thats easy
ZB|CS: cause they say "eh" alor
ZB|CS: alot, even
wolf: yes, from a third-party POV, we sound relatively similar.
ZB|CS: well, more then people from the east
wolf: some easterners are incomprehensible.
ZB|CS: like the french
wolf: but Canadians have distinct accents to Americans
wolf: eastern canadians, that is
ZB|CS: uh huh
wolf: and eastern Americans
ZB|CS: like me
ZB|CS: no no
ZB|CS: I'm eastern Canadain, not American
wolf: I'd bet you have a worse accent than you claim.
ZB|CS: meh
wolf: they both have wacky accents.
ZB|CS: I went to England and they thought I was American
ZB|CS: cause I'm from Toronto
ZB|CS: meh
wolf: only because Canadian and US is similar to the unknowing
ZB|CS goes off to potocho
Hindleyite: ie me
wolf: right
wolf: but from our perspective, we can tell instantly
Hindleyite: In my experience, Canadians hate being called American
Hindleyite: even though they are from North America
wolf: and I pick up a really good Canadian accent when there.
Hindleyite: It's the same with me when I go to Liverpool, Likqkq!
wolf: Aside from my initial difficulty with the currency, nobody knew I was American until/unless I told them.
ZB|CS: Hin: Yup
ZB|CS: cause people hate Americans in Europe
ZB|CS: and other places
wolf: but in the US people pick out Canadians easily.
ZB|CS: so I always make sure to tell everyone I'm from "Toronto, and that's in Canada"
ZB|CS: wolf: cause of out money
Hindleyite: I don't hate Americans. I tolerate them, but... :)
wolf: I think Canada is slowly being engulfed, both culturally and lingually, by the US
Hindleyite: I agree with that
Hindleyite: Makes it even more impossible for me to distinguish between the two
ZB|CS: yup
wolf: the stereotypical Canadian accent is rare even among Canadians.
ZB|CS: I agree
ZB|CS: Bob and Doug McKenzie sorta accent no longer exists
wolf: the stereotype itself being kept around mainly for international picking.
wolf: it's mainly used for comedy anymore.
wolf: oh, strong Canadian accents still exist, just not in any big city.
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BarryC_: 'afternoon
SonicChao: Hi BarryC_
BarryC_: hello..... anyone
BarryC_: ?
BarryC_: SonicChao: Hi
Hindleyite: hello and goodbye. I'm off for tea
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BarryC_: Jolly Good!
ZB|CS: ha ha ha Hind drinks tea
ZB|CS: what a fairy
BarryC_: HA HA HA you're canadian
ZB|CS: ...
GoatusScro: Hooooooly shit
ZB|CS: so what, eh?
GoatusScro: My mom is so metal
BarryC_: We're British Upper-class toffs
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GoatusScro: She's going for a job interview to work for the city coroner's office
ZB|CS: ...
BarryC_: and we drink tea on the dot of 4:30
BarryC_: in fact...
GoatusScro: Morgue Mom
ZB|CS: its 11:28 here in the Torontos
GoatusScro: \m/
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BarryC_|Te: oops
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BarryC_|Te: aah
ZB|CS: heh
BarryC_|Te: so, goat's testicles, why are you bringing this up?
SonicChao: Tea?
BarryC_|Te: TEA
GoatusScro: Why not?
Olipro: BarryC_|Tea: I'd probably bring up goats testicles too if I'd eaten them
Olipro: *baduump tisssh*
GoatusScro: They are quite tasty when prepared correctly
BarryC_|Te: why do we need to now about your mother?
BarryC_|Te: *know
GoatusScro: melts in your mouth
GoatusScro: Why do we need to know about your tea habit?
BarryC_|Te: GoatusScrotus: Shut up.
GoatusScro: Drink some tea. It'll help you relax
BarryC_|Te: Inferior colonalists
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ZB|CS smaks kakun
Olipro: July 4th... Britain lost America
Olipro: what a disaster, and the bastards rub it in our faces every year
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BarryC_|Te: aren't sofisticated enougth to know about such important dietary habits
Olipro: Xykon, Sikon...
GoatusScro: THESE COLORS WILL NOT FADE.... unless the general poulace gets a whiff of the gross deceptive manipulation of the masses
BarryC_|Te: GoatusScrotus: Yes...quite.....no idea waht you're talking about
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GoatusScro: That is the way a shadow gov't works, right?
BarryC|Sco: GoatusScrotus: are you british or what?
GoatusScro: negative
BarryC|Sco: what then.
GoatusScro: Why, I'm amerikan
BarryC|Sco: Yankee then
GoatusScro: indeed
BarryC|Sco: i think the ceremony has finished
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GoatusScro: And this is partially what I refer to
GoatusScro: Such prejudice is quite sad, really
sikon: reconnecting
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BarryC_: never mind
BarryC_: i WAS joking
GoatusScro: I wasn't being completely serious myself
GoatusScro: drink some more tea
BarryC_: sorry, tea-time has been and gone
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BarryC_: the next session will be the wine at the evening meal
GoatusScro: I think I might brew up a pot of green tea, now that I think of it
Sikon: finally
BarryC_: then after dinner coffee and mints
Sikon managed to install Xgl on Kubuntu
ZB|CS waves to the people as he walks past to doorway
BarryC_: and finally some port or spirit later on
BarryC_: bye ZB
ZB|CS: what?
ZB|CS: oh no I'm not leaving
BarryC_: i thought you were going...
ZB|CS: I'm just photoshoping stuff
BarryC_: eh?
ZB|CS: and I waved as I checked to make sure nothing relevant to me was being talked about
BarryC_ tries to put * ZB|CS waves to the people as he walks past to doorway into context
BarryC_: oh never mind
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BarryC_: Sikon: You use Ubuntu?
BarryC_: why bother?
Sikon: yes
Sikon: Kubuntu, to be exact
BarryC_: i find ubuntu's set up of the root password incredibly infuriating
Sikon: well
Sikon: all you need to do is
BarryC_: eg, trying to do restricted stuff in terminal
Sikon: sudo passwd
BarryC_: oops
Sikon: then set the root password
BarryC_: oh.
BarryC_ never thougt of that
Sikon: usually, after launcing the terminal, I just do sudo mc and don't care about the lack of root password
Sikon: :)
BarryC_: i was trying to determine if someone's HD had packed up
BarryC_: did dmesg
Sikon: there are several drawbacks with Xgl, though
BarryC_: then mount /dev/hda /test
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Dr_Nick: Hi everybody!
BarryC_: Bugger off.
Sikon: compiz-kde is broken so I use compiz-gnome
BarryC_ has always wanted to say that
Sikon: and the mouse cursor is different for GTK and Qt applications
BarryC_: i use FC
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BarryC_: and so i just do su
Sikon: Fedora Core?
BarryC_: yeah
BarryC_: im going to use gentoo when i get round o switching
Sikon: tried FC5, couldn't compile the NVIDIA driver
BarryC_: yeah, I have a few issues with FC
Sikon: also didn't like the fact that GTK and KDE applications look different
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Sikon: the widgets, I mean
BarryC_: yeah
BarryC_: i prefer GTK
BarryC_: though
Dr_Nick: Calm down, you are going to give yourself skin failure!
Sikon: GNOME or just GTK?
BarryC_: GNOME and GTK packages
Sikon: because frankly, now I prefer KDE over GNOME, but GTK over Qt
BarryC_: don't generallly go near K packages 'cos of a few problems
BarryC_: which i don't have the expertise to explain
BarryC_: anyhow gotta go
BarryC_: bye
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Dr_Nick: That's how we look like inside? It's digusting! Whoa! That lady swallowed a baby!
Dr_Nick: Sikon: When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?
Hindleyite: KDE? GNOME? GTK?
Hindleyite: they are all going straight in my sig
Sikon: Dr_Nick> what coma?
Sikon: Hindleyite> KDE and GNOME are desktop environments for Unix
Dr_Nick: hmm
SonicChao: Hindleyite: KDE is better!
Dr_Nick: What a nice day.....I think I'll go out through the window!
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Hindleyite: KDE it is then
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Sikon: lol
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SonicChao: Sikon: you wanted to send me a message?
Sikon: I think the KDE vs GNOME thing is a matter of preference
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gnidnmeno: i use both
ZB|Here now a supertramp
SonicChao: gnidnmeno: So do I, i use KDE more tho
ZB|Here is now a supertramp, even
Sikon: I currently use KDE, but I installed some GTK replacements I'm used to
SonicChao: That KDE image editor sucks
SonicChao: Krita i think its called
Sikon: like, Firefox instead of Konqueror, GIMP instead of Krita, and XChat instead of Konversation/Kopete
SonicChao: O_o
Sikon: but none of these are GNOME apps :)
SonicChao: I use GIMP, Konqueror, and Konversation
SonicChao: On my Gnome box
SonicChao: Its the only way I can tolerate gnome
SonicChao: Oh, and Kopete too.
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Sikon: Konversation doesn't allow to choose encodings
Nerd42: Hey, you think maybe we should move Zork to UnMeta ?
SonicChao: Encodings?
ZB|Here: hey look its Nerd42
SonicChao: So...?
Sikon: Kopete is fine, but it's too overloaded with eye-candy
Sikon: yes, encodings
Nerd42: or had we already discussed that ... i dont remember
SonicChao: Never used one in my life...dont even know what they are. :P
Sikon: because I need to use UTF-8 for Freenode and Windows-1251 for my stupid LAN
SonicChao: y?
SonicChao: Do you speak chinese?
Sikon: Russian
Nerd42: In Soviet Russia, chinese speaks YOU!!
Sikon: and there's a whole lot of encodings for Russian
SonicChao: I donno...ASCII is good enough for me.
Sikon: well, for English, obviously
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SonicChao: Well, maybe in the next version
SonicChao: All you're UTF-8 are belong to Konversation
Sikon: also, I'm accustomed to X-Chat on Windows
Sikon: this is the IRC client I use there
SonicChao: Psssssssst. XChat sucks....GNOME removed options from it.
SonicChao: Those damn GNOME communists.
Sikon DOESN'T use xchat-gnome!!!
Sikon: xchat-gnome sucks so much, it isn't even funny
SonicChao: This is why I dont like GNOME.
SonicChao: I'm a confused n00b in their mind.
Sikon: heh
Sikon: true
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SonicChao: I want a "Click here to go back to KDE" option in Gnome
SonicChao: No, I'd be confused, that's right.
SonicChao: I wouldn't be able to get off my ass and figure out what KDE is by Googling it
SonicChao: Thank you GNOME! You've made my pitiful life so much easier!
Mhaille: Hindleyite....we should think about adding Sannse' crisp packet image
Hindleyite: yeah.... what context do you think?
Sikon: As for Firefox, I use it because there are a whole lot of extensions
SonicChao: "Gnome helped me be more lazy, now I don't have to do anything, except run the coutry. Maybe Gnome will eliminate that feature too!"
SonicChao: ~George W. Bush
SonicChao: "It's ok n00b. Daddy Gnome is here!"
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Sikon: http://sikon-sf.gorodok.net/snapshot2.jpg
SonicChao: Ugh...Gnome is killing me....:S
Sikon: I like Xgl, it feels almost like Vista, but is way less buggy
SonicChao: XGL?
SonicChao: well....
Sikon: see the link I posted
SonicChao: Yeah, I see it.
SonicChao: I've heard XGL is a pain in tha ass to install
Sikon: true
Sikon: but it's worth it
SonicChao: For a rotating desktop?
Sikon: not only for that
SonicChao: Are you kidding me with this?
BarryC|Awa: XGL?
Sikon: also the screen is updated way faster
SonicChao: XD
Sikon: without Xgl, there are visible delays for screen update with Konsole
SonicChao: That all?
Sikon: wait a bit
Sikon: I'll make another screenshot
SonicChao: I'll give it a shot...I guess....
SonicChao: From what I see...a cube.
SonicChao: And thats all ive seen in a while
SonicChao: Sikon: Forget it. Look at this "Xgl and AIGLX are both VERY alpha software and should not be used on production machines. They do have bugs and do not always play nice with other programs. You have been warned."
ZB|Here leaves
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Log file opened at: 7/13/06 5:09:41 PM
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*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by keitei on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 1:44:22 AM
#Uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron deathz0r Mandaliet nsh- slif3r UnJetamo Olipro Codeine SonicChao nosebleed Mhaille Morlark wolf Bradaway rwg MoneySign keitei apecat sannse_away Trinity_Quasar nsh jenda richjkl
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Zombiebaro: I need an admin
*** Channel Mode is +tnc
*** Channel created at Friday, May 5, 2006 2:48:24 PM
Zombiebaro: lets see
Zombiebaro: Mhaille?
Zombiebaro: MoneySign?
Zombiebaro: Mandaliet?
Mhaille: and so on
Mhaille: and so forth
Zombiebaro: Mhaille
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Microchip1.jpg
Mhaille: where's Hindley gone?
Zombiebaro: good cause I need you to add Template:ReeferGrad to you're two images
Mhaille: bastard
Zombiebaro: huh?
Zombiebaro: oh you were talking about Hindy
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Will yah add it?
Olipro: Canadian people...
Zombiebaro: what you want now oli?
Zombiebaro: have you seen my beatiful logos for the UnBestiary
Olipro: can you talk like terrence and Phillip?
Zombiebaro: yes
Zombiebaro: now shut up
Zombiebaro: :P
Mhaille: wow.....another vote or two and Jingo might get featured tomorrow
Mhaille: come on
Olipro: Zombiebaron: you know... if you did an UnNewsAudio talking like T&P...
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: please add {{ReeferGrad}} to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:McJeebus.jpg, and http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Thermopylae.jpg
Zombiebaro: I can't add it cause their featured
Zombiebaro: Oli: Not for 2 weeks, I'm going to newfoundland
Olipro tilts his head and looks at Zombiebaron
Olipro: ok
Zombiebaro: huh?
Zombiebaro: why you looking at me like that?
Mhaille: I will do
Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: thanks Mhaille
Mhaille: I need to think of an expression
Mhaille: you know when a piece of software gobbles up all your system resources
Mhaille: how would you describe that?
Zombiebaro: like pigs to the slaughter?
Codeine: Gobbling like a Vietnamese Hooker?
*** Signoff: UnJetamo ("This user has been subject to a pwning by one of the ops. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE DID IT?")
Zombiebaro: Gobble Gobble Gobble I'm a Turkey?
slif3r: done with the image
Zombiebaro: what image?
slif3r: the one i've been working on
Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: well link me so I can crush your spirit
slif3r: one sec...
slif3r: uploading now
slif3r: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:GvG.jpg
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jarvis_island <<<--- FOREST FIRE IT
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: slif...
slif3r: yes?
Zombiebaro: they are grues....
slif3r: yes
Zombiebaro: didn't you get the memo?
slif3r: yes
slif3r: no
Zombiebaro: ...
slif3r: bye!
slif3r: gotta go now
slif3r: or soon...
Zombiebaron enjoys spirit crushing from time to time
Zombiebaro: by jam man
Zombiebaro: see you in 2 weeks
slif3r: like the image?
slif3r: took forever to do
Zombiebaro: it appears to have taken alot of time
Zombiebaro: yah its shows
slif3r: VFP worthy?
Mandaliet: hey, YOU BASTARDS, try this: http://labs.jphantom.com/wpm/
Mandaliet: so far the highest I've gotten is 115
Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Potatochop#File_Formats
Mhaille: what do you think of the computer chip?
Zombiebaro: I seen it Mhaille
Zombiebaro: Its real nice
Zombiebaro: totaly gonna get featured
Zombiebaro: :)
slif3r: it looks tasty
Zombiebaro: slif: You can try
Mhaille: you don't think it needs dead people or porn?
Zombiebaro: porn
Zombiebaron nods head at porn
Zombiebaro: uh huh
Zombiebaro: wait!
Mhaille: like |
slif3r drools at mention of porn
Mhaille: Z
Zombiebaro: cover her nipples with chips
Mhaille: even
Codeine: Dead people porn
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: You like my picture for Z I presume?
Zombiebaro: (the one on the main page)
Mhaille: the penis one?
Zombiebaro: yup
Zombiebaro: I made the penis from part of his face
Zombiebaro: and then I blurred it
slif3r: looks like a dick
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Please add my template so that I can tell what it looks like
Mandaliet: I guess no one wants to click on my link :(
slif3r: I got 590
Mhaille: done one already Zomb
Zombiebaro: really?
Zombiebaro: Oh yes
Mhaille: done two now
Zombiebaro: it seems you did
Zombiebaro: it looks nice, eh?
Mhaille: I'm hoping Lake Titicaca and Boogies with Badgers will have it on soon too
Mhaille: :)
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: did you read my comment about the Badger one?
Zombiebaro: the text is hard to read
Mhaille: I did
Mandaliet: and now, I leave
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Mhaille: I've tried to go for the original text
Zombiebaro: well fix it man! chop chop!
Mhaille: as much as I could
Zombiebaro: :D
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: Thats not good enough it seems, eh?
Mhaille: shut it you
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Mhaille: ANIDN!!
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: me so sorry. me love you long time.
Zombiebaro: anidn!
Mhaille: yeah.....I might put a faint glow or something around it
Mhaille: so it lifts the text
Zombiebaro: sounds good
Mhaille: and makes it more readable
anidnmeno: MHAILLE!
Zombiebaro: Ill be gone for 2 weeks, and it will probably be featured by then, eh?
Zombiebaron leaves
Zombiebaro: BYE EVERYONE
Mhaille: ttfn
Zombiebaro: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON IRC FOR TWO WEEKS
Mhaille: I'm hoping you've vote for it first
Mhaille: ;)
Zombiebaro: THE PARTY STARTS WHEN I LEAVE!!!!
Mhaille: where you going?
Zombiebaro: newfoundland
Zombiebaro: I have camp there
Zombiebaro: anywho
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