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*** Topic for #uncyclopedia set by keitei on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 1:44:22 AM
#uncyclopedia: Zombiebaron carl Skiddles^ Olipro Bradaway slif3rjam Mhaille SonicChao flyingfeline Xykon MoneySign Sikon deathz0r DavidGerard richjkl sannse keitei Boil jenda Caitai apecat wolf nsh Emmanuel_Chanel
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*** Channel created at Friday, May 5, 2006 2:48:24 PM
Zombiebaro: ladies ladies ladies Zombiebaron is in the hizzouse
Zombiebaron looks around
slif3rjam faints
Mhaille barfs
slif3rjam: ouh
Zombiebaro: Mhaille: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Habbox <<<--- huff
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Zombiebaron hands thefish his "I'm a lurker" t-shirt
Mhaille: not again
Zombiebaro: not again what?
Mhaille: I've deleted that 3 times already
Zombiebaro: ban the user then
Zombiebaro: tell him that habbox is a piece of shit, and that for creating it he gets an inifi-ban
thefish_: huh?
thefish_: oh man why do I have an underscore?!
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: it's being created by someone changing ips a lot
DavidGerar: redirected to CVP
MoneySign: Because you've under-acheived, thefish_.
thefish_: Someone needs to make an article on Frasier, I think
Zombiebaro: then do it
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: i've redirected it and put a note on CVP
Zombiebaro: if you don't then an ip will
DavidGerar: and locked it
Zombiebaro: Dave: Good Job, you want me to clap or something?
Zombiebaron claps for the Daveman
DavidGerar: i'm sure you'd be happy to give me the clap
Zombiebaro: CLAP FOR THE DAVEMAN AND HE'LL RATE YOUR RECORD HIGH
keitei definitely did not read that as "good job, do you want the clap or something?"
DavidGerar: it appears to be vanity for a forum frequented by txt-spking illiterates
thefish_ claps solemnly
DavidGerar: hence the different IPs
keitei: oh, it appears DavidGerard did too
Zombiebaro: yes keitei he did
Zombiebaro: and he said it faster then you, too
keitei: :[
Zombiebaron just got home from a Briss
keitei: I AM A BUSY PERSON
Zombiebaro: Brisses are fun
Zombiebaro: you get free food
MoneySign: What are you doing, keitei?
Skiddles^: :O
keitei: errr
keitei: welll
Zombiebaro: after watching a baby get chopped up
Zombiebaro: keitei is watching porn?
keitei: no
Zombiebaro: lesbian porn, maybe?
keitei: I am waiting, technically
sannse: where?!
DavidGerar: keitei only watches pr0n to build up her hatred
Zombiebaro: heh
DavidGerar: sannse: everywhere!
MoneySign: Waiting for work to happen?
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sannse: cool!
DavidGerar: look down your top. see? b00bies!
DavidGerar: (hooray for b00bies!)
keitei: and I am checking my wikipedia watch list
keitei: cause I'm supposed to mediate things
keitei: and I do a horrible job.. checking in every two or three days..
keitei: though they did randomly do nothing for a week or so and suddenly burst back into activity...
keitei: so who knows...
DavidGerar: keitei: are you an admin yet? someone will land you with that job soon, and you'll wonder whytf you took it
keitei: I have just over 700 contribs
keitei: so I'm safe for now
DavidGerar: OH NOEZ
keitei: once I get 1000 it'll be harder
Zombiebaro: keitei is waiting for godot?
DavidGerar: per [[Kate]] (on uncyc), edits are EVERYTHING
DavidGerar: nicholas turnbull got admin with 700 edits, but they were 700 really good edits
DavidGerar: i think a new admin would have to be very convincing indeed to get close
keitei: mine look pretty good under analysis...
Zombiebaro: heh
keitei: 96% edit summary use... 20% wikipedia namespace
DavidGerar: you'll get landed with the job soon
keitei: 40% article space
Zombiebaron has like 20 edits on en.wikipedia
Zombiebaro: and 1 on the french wikipedia
Mhaille: I have two edits on Wikipedia
DavidGerar: you have unfortunately been showing signs of cluefulness in public
DavidGerar: that tends to put you in soviet wikipedia, where job finds YOU
Mhaille: until I get to have my Username
Mhaille: :(
MoneySign: I have 0 edits on Wikipedia. ^_^
MoneySign wins!
anidnmeno: crap
anidnmeno: i have 4
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
DavidGerar: i have fucking zillions
Zombiebaro: good old money
DavidGerar: but then i are a wikipeida cabalist
keitei: tompkins has a frigging thousand
keitei: in 20 days
MoneySign: ...
keitei: I hate him
Zombiebaro: ha
MoneySign: Shouldn't you get him banned or something?
keitei: he does rc patrol though
MoneySign: Obvious over-acheiving or something.
MoneySign: OOA
keitei: they have a lot of vandalism to revert
DavidGerar: keitei: doing rc patrol is a special kind of masochism
MoneySign: Should be a nice template right there.
DavidGerar: don't envy him
Zombiebaro: does he have a vandal bot?
keitei: I'm bored of rc patrol on any and every wiki
DavidGerar: any more than you envy a sewage worker's high wages
Zombiebaro: cause there are programs for that on wikipedia
Zombiebaro: someone should write one for uncyc
keitei: he has vandal proof which isn't quite the same
DavidGerar: keitei: if you want to build the hate, do newpages patrol
Zombiebaro: heh
Skiddles^: rcmurphy patrol
DavidGerar: or the special RC for newbies and IPs
keitei: newpages...
DavidGerar: that one's horrifying.
Zombiebaro: my firend does newpage patrol
keitei: can I do DYK and have a stick up my anus too?
DavidGerar: it excludes all logged in editors over 4 days old
DavidGerar: keitei: indeed! and FAC, don't forget fac.
keitei: the people who post on DYK all the time cause they do newpages patrol are horrible people
keitei: well, they act like horrible people
DavidGerar: also don't forget to nominate stuff on AFD and get pissy when people tell you it's actually significant whatever google says
keitei: agh!
keitei: I hate deletionism on en.wp
keitei: I saved tompkins' article on some lame obscure movie from iowa
keitei: from the grips of the deletionists
DavidGerar: "look, don't give me this crap that the history of france is at all relevant. i know it isn't and google agrees with me. 'do i give a shit about the history of france you fuckstick' got almost NO hits"
DavidGerar: most of what goes on AFD deserves to die horribly and messily
DavidGerar: it's the stupid noms
Zombiebaro: heh
DavidGerar: and the way they get pissy and will try to make out that telling them they're wrong and their nom was silly is a personal attack
Zombiebaro: I wrote an article for Wikipedia once
DavidGerar: or an assumption of bad faith
Zombiebaro: [[Barney's Version]]
Zombiebaro: its complete crap
DavidGerar: 'no it's an assumption of bad judgement'
Zombiebaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney%27s_Version
Zombiebaro: I made that sucker
Zombiebaro: It's a really good book, but I can't be troubled to write all the plot down and stuff
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: a pile of ppl came through after you and tidied it up
Zombiebaro: tidied what up?
DavidGerar: Barney's Version
Zombiebaro: wait you tidied it up?
keitei: that's the thing en.wp has and uncyc doesn't
keitei: that whole collaboration, general good feel
SonicChao: DavidGerard: EDIT COLLISION.
keitei: at uncyc, if it's not good when you make it, it never will be
SonicChao: DavidGerard: I was working on it that whole time, please look at my current version
keitei: unless you beg/bribe/con someone to help
DavidGerar: SonicChao: buggre!
*** Signoff: Skiddles^ ("Wheez!")
carl: kei: ...unless someone replaces it with another article with the same title - then maybe - unless the new one is poo too
Zombiebaron is about to finish up the church of scat and release it
DavidGerar: SonicChao: hah!
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Does it look ok?
DavidGerar: SonicChao: hah!
SonicChao: DavidGerard: lol
DavidGerar: what a horribly accurate little piece
DavidGerar: we need more sufferers who some idjit geek has told 'run gentoo' or something
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Hah, youre right
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Any more ideas?
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zombiebaron/wip/Church_of_Scatology
Zombiebaro: does anyone have any final comments before the IPs kill my article?
DavidGerar: SonicChao: you editing? i might just add something
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Dont submit it yet....let me take a look first
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Not editing, go right ahead
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Let me know when you are done
Zombiebaro: also, add any ideas you might have
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Sure thing, and ok
Zombiebaron fires up Mupen and wates
DavidGerar: it's clear we need [[Category: Poo jokes]]
Zombiebaro: waits, even
Zombiebaro: Dave: YES!
DavidGerar: SonicChao: editing now
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: there's even stuff for it already
Zombiebaro: I don't know what else to put in it
DavidGerar: poop cuisine etc
Zombiebaro: link me some
*** Signoff: keitei (Nick collision from services.)
Zombiebaro: and I'll put 'em in
DavidGerar: un that's the one that springs to mind
Zombiebaro: Ill search around for more
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Looks quite good
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SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Submit away!
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Tell me when youre done editing it
Zombiebaro: thanks sonic!
Zombiebaro: did you find it funny at all?
DavidGerar: SonicChao: will do
Zombiebaro: it took me alot of work
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: not LOL, but amusing
Zombiebaro: okay thats good
DavidGerar: the scientology cross made of turds raised a giggle
Zombiebaro: heh
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Not LOLOMFG IM GONNA SHARE IT WITH ALL, but it was quite good. :)
Zombiebaro: I showed it to my friends who now think I'm fucking wierd
SonicChao: The "god" made me laugh
Zombiebaro: thats acctually a scientology thing, the name anyway
Mhaille: I think that sort of thing is just terrible
Zombiebaro: its their anti-drug squad
Zombiebaro: i completely stole the name
SonicChao: And also the Month of Samu
*** Signoff: carl ("Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.4/2006050817]")
Zombiebaro: Davey: You like "Poo Jokes", "Pooh Jokes", "Poop Jokes", "Crap Jokes"...et cetra?
DavidGerar: Category:Poo jokes
Zombiebaro: okay
DavidGerar: SonicChao: i'm currently writing the man page for X
SonicChao: DavidGerard: XD! Good idea
SonicChao: DavidGerard: I'll write other man pages when youre done
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Want to help?
MoneySign: SonicChao, I urge you most kindly not to use XD so frequently...
SonicChao: MoneySign: Sorry...I use it in place of 'lol'
MoneySign: ...
MoneySign: You use them both...
MoneySign: And too often, methinks.
SonicChao: MoneySign: When need me
SonicChao: MoneySign: Yessir
MoneySign: It's not an order.
MoneySign: It's a urge.
MoneySign: an*
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Help whith what?
SonicChao rips out the 'x' and 'd' keys
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Me and DavidGerard are writing a new article
SonicChao: on "Command Line"
*** Signoff: thefish_ (Remote closed the connection)
Zombiebaro: I know nothing about Command Line
Zombiebaro: do you need pictures though?
Zombiebaro: I can sometimes make pictures
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yes
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: have you ever seen the Ubuntu load up screen?
Zombiebaro: Link me to the article, and then tell me what is needed
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok
Zombiebaro: one sec, ill google it
SonicChao: Article is http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Command_Line
DavidGerar: editing that article right now!
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/ubuntu-logo.jpg
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Zombiebaro: check that shit out Sonic
Zombiebaro: HINDY
DavidGerar: SonicChao: ubuntu is much nicer than Command Line ;-)
DavidGerar: uncyclix is an utter c*nt of an operating system, it's clear
Hindleyite: Hi Zombiebaron
Hindleyite: Hi again everyone
Zombiebaro: Sonic: What did you want?
DavidGerar: aieee fucking firefox is locking again
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: The screen of where it says
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: the pain of someone who's been told 'try leegnux!'
SonicChao: (Uncyclux Logo)
SonicChao: Loading this....[fail]
SonicChao: Loading that....[fail[
DavidGerar: SonicChao: oh that's easy enough
SonicChao: Going into Command Line Mode
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: The Uncyclux logo can be anything u want
DavidGerar: the uncyclix logo will be fun indeed
DavidGerar: a potato with three bums in it
DavidGerar: two white, one black
wolf: bums?
DavidGerar: bottoms. arses.
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: that woke up wolf
wolf: oh, I see
DavidGerar: for that three-way symmetry thing
wolf: whatever
wolf: I heard leegnux being discussed.
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Thanks
DavidGerar: wolf: dccing it to you
SonicChao: wolf: I'm a linux user myself
wolf: SonicChao: I prefer BSD
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/ubuntu-logo.jpg
wolf: I don't believe anarchy can make a good operating system
SonicChao: This is why I'm good at making fun of the command line ;)
Zombiebaro: dave: look! three bums!
wolf: and considering how fragmented linux is, it's obvious that I'm right
DavidGerar: wolf: it certainly can't make a good encyclopedia or humour site. oh, wait.
DavidGerar: wolf: hence the pain of this article
wolf: lol
wolf: uncyc is not total anarchy
SonicChao: Inappropriate...
SonicChao: I don't think Id use that
Zombiebaro: use what?
Zombiebaro: the link I linked?
SonicChao: That 3 bums pic
SonicChao: XD
wolf: and wikipedia/uncyc are proof that it's a precarious balance
SonicChao: yes
Zombiebaro: SONIC
Zombiebaro: DON'T USE THAT
Zombiebaro: MONEY WILL KILL YOU
wolf: wow, that's a weird pic
SonicChao: http://www.irmak.org/themoon/ubuntu-boot-splash2.jpg
SonicChao: That is the loadup screen
wolf: how on earth did they find three thin linux chicks to take that shot?
MoneySign: Money will not kill anyone.
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: yeah, that's the bums logo
DavidGerar: wolf: they're probably transsexual
SonicChao: wolf: Probably photomanipulation
MoneySign: Money just asked Sonic to decrease his use of that particular emoticon.
SonicChao: DavidGerard: You serious?
DavidGerar: these days i tend to assume any woman into linux is transsexual until known otherwise
DavidGerar: SonicChao: no :-)
wolf: lol
wolf: I see
wolf: well, it's possible
Zombiebaro: Dave: You really want me to use that?
DavidGerar: Zombiebaron: dunno!
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: As starter of this project, no
SonicChao: lol
wolf: but have you ever seen men with hips like that?
Zombiebaro: Sonic: So what do you want me to change about the boot screen?
Zombiebaro: the text and the logo?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: everything should say "fail"
Zombiebaro: plus de-glare
Zombiebaro: okay
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: The logo can be whatever u want
Zombiebaro: but should the text be jokes?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: If you want it to be.
Zombiebaro: like "SNM DRIVE FAIL"
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yup, that sounds good, just 'fail' should be in lowercase
Zombiebaro: BDSM DRIVE sounds better....
SonicChao: I've had it fail before XD
Zombiebaro: anywho
MoneySign: SONIC!!
Zombiebaro: Ill start working on it now, I'll upload it later, maybe finished, maybe not
SonicChao: MoneySign: Oops
Zombiebaro: Sonic is being a bad peon
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok, thanks
MoneySign: :D
*** sannse is now known as sannse_awayabit
SonicChao: DavidGerard: You done editing it?
DavidGerar: nope, browser hung dammit
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha
DavidGerar: you go in
Zombiebaro: his browser his hung
SonicChao: DavidGerard: You're on Windows arent you?
SonicChao: DavidGerard: ok
DavidGerar: no
Zombiebaro: his browser is /hung/. Get it?
Zombiebaro: GET IT, BITCH?
SonicChao: Lol
SonicChao: YES
SonicChao: NOW I GET IT
DavidGerard squicks Zombiebaron with his pounding browser cock
wolf slaps everyone with his giant e-penis.
wolf: except DG, and keitei, and everyone else that's cool
wolf: and MoneySign, and sannse
SonicChao: Me...?
wolf: and Mhaille, but I think he's away
DavidGerar: i'm working on a potato-bums logo too
wolf: you're not cool yet
MoneySign: Oh, so MoneySign and sannse aren't cool?
SonicChao: :(
SonicChao: why not?
SonicChao: XD
DavidGerar: "uncyclix: because naked asses are worksafe."
MoneySign: THAT'S WHY, SONIC!!
Zombiebaro: ha ha ha Dave
wolf: no, they're included in the cool
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Wasnt it Uncyclux? Um...ok
wolf: just didn't notice above. Blindness and old age are taking their toll on me.
MoneySign: Oh, ok... Yet you added them after "everyoe else that's cool" was included.
SonicChao carefully glues back on 'x' and 'd' key
SonicChao: XD XD XD XD
MoneySign: You know you shouldn't glue them back on...?
MoneySign: They like... pop right in there...
DavidGerar: whatever
MoneySign: Unless it's a laptop..
SonicChao: MoneySign: HP Pavilion
wolf: I hope you don't pop them right in there
wolf: ick
MoneySign: Then you still shouldn't glue them, but they don't really pop in there..
DavidGerar: "ubuntu, a venture capitalist word for 'i am because you pay'"
*** Signoff: Emmanuel_Chanel ("Leaving")
DavidGerar: SonicChao: you editing?
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Yes
DavidGerar: ok, let me know when it's ... safe.
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Ok....done
slif3rjam: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Famous_Grues
SonicChao: The command line says to you "^_^"
SonicChao: XD
Mhaille: you're doing it again
SonicChao: slif3rjam: you right that?
SonicChao: Mhaille: ?
slif3rjam: Yes
slif3rjam: I did
slif3rjam: I think
slif3rjam: In reference to what?
SonicChao: Funny pics...did you make all of them?
wolf: [09:36:53] <wolf> wow, that one echoed, eh?
wolf: [09:37:02] <keitei> was a nice one
wolf: [09:37:07] <keitei> I'd give it a 9
wolf: [09:37:10] <wolf> =]
wolf: [09:37:14] <keitei> which is rare
wolf: [09:37:26] <keitei> most burps fall on the mediocre to pitiful side
wolf: [09:37:29] <wolf> it definitely had feeling and pressure
wolf: [09:37:47] <keitei> well, artistic creativity is also factored in
SonicChao: FLOOD
wolf: [09:37:47] <wolf> good pitch, too
wolf: [09:37:59] <keitei> the tone, length, volume
SonicChao: FLOOD
wolf: [09:38:04] <keitei> and how much you work with it
SonicChao: FlOoD
keitei: omg get in the ark!
wolf: hey, shut up, I'm an admin and it's humour.
SonicChao: ok...
slif3rjam: All but one, sonic
SonicChao: slif3rjam: Which one?
slif3rjam: yoda
Zombiebaro: Sonic: What font is that "booting" text in?
slif3rjam: My fav is einstein
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: I'm not sure...
Zombiebaro: David: Do you know?
slif3rjam: I'm adding more names as we speak. not pics, though
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Use a font that is similar....this doesnt have to be an absolute knockoff
Zombiebaro: well what is a similar font?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Um.....Uh......use Courier New if u use windows
SonicChao: And Monospace if you use Linux
wolf: and nobody cares about my gound-shaking belch.
SonicChao: Dont *ask* about Mac
wolf: *ground
wolf: typical
Zombiebaro: Sonic: I USE A MAC
Hindleyite: I use a mac when it's raining
anidnmeno is the Mac Daddy
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: HAHAHAHA
slif3rjam: Should I do an Angruelina Jolie?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Does it have Courier New
SonicChao: slif3rjam: yup, do for it
SonicChao: go*
slif3rjam: maybe later.
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Me checkum dat
keitei: mac is helevetica
keitei: and verdana
SonicChao: keitei: We need monospace fonts
Zombiebaro: yup
keitei: courier
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok good
Zombiebaro: I got courier
Zombiebaro: http://www.dafont.com/pixelcarnage-monosp.font <<<--- Sonic, look
Zombiebaro: http://www.dafont.com/bitmap.php
Zombiebaro: SonicChao: Go to the bottom link, and find me the one you want
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok
Zombiebaro: I'll use the one you pick
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok, thanks
Zombiebaro: NOW PICK ONE
flyingfeli: hi. i'm back, not that that's of much significance.
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/PornoClips.jpg <<<--- This is safe for work
flyingfeli: i have another question.
slif3rjam: GOATSE DON"T CLICK!
flyingfeli: but i've forgotten it. hang on.
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: 04b_25
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/admins.jpg <<<--- Goatse don't click!
Zombiebaro: okay sonic man
*** Signoff: anidnmeno ("Leaving.")
flyingfeli: okay, remembered it.
flyingfeli: how would you link to the external website foon.co.uk from your uncyclopedia page?
SonicChao: flyingfeline: I forgot you were still here :D
flyingfeli: i wasn't.
flyingfeli: i went and did other things and just came back. :)
flyingfeli: well, i mean, i was online, but elsewhere.
flyingfeli: so.
flyingfeli: how?
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Want to start making real contributions to Uncyc?
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Nevermind the userpage for a moment
flyingfeli: i don't think i'm good enough yet.
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Dont say that
flyingfeli: yeah, but it's true. :D
SonicChao: flyingfeline: I'm writing my next article
flyingfeli: jah?
SonicChao: flyingfeline: With Zombiebaron and DavidGerard
flyingfeli: kl
SonicChao: flyingfeline: you can help
flyingfeli: what is it?
flyingfeli: hm.
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Its on the Linux Command Line
Zombiebaro: Sonic: The font is working fine
flyingfeli: i really think i'd just much it up
flyingfeli: i mean muck
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: good thakns
SonicChao: flyingfeline: If you think so, post proposed changes on my talk page
SonicChao: flyingfeline: I'll add them
flyingfeli: cool.
flyingfeli: :D
SonicChao: flyingfeline: That way you cant "muck it up"
flyingfeli: thanks
flyingfeli: nice offer, i'll try.
flyingfeli: probs won't be too much use though.
flyingfeli: :)
flyingfeli: i'll go and have a look.
SonicChao: flyingfeline: It might be
SonicChao: :)
SonicChao: flyingfeline: ok
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Just search for "Command Line"
flyingfeli: sure-o
SonicChao: All new users should have this chance. :)
DavidGerar: SonicChao: i've added the X bootup sequence and the beginning of the X man page
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Oh, ok, good, is it up now?
DavidGerar: yep
flyingfeli: is it slackware?
flyingfeli: :D
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Its a made-up distro
SonicChao: flyingfeline: based on Ubuntu
flyingfeli: huh?
flyingfeli: i don't know what a distro is or Ubuntu.
SonicChao: Uncyclux 6.66 Faggy Ferret
DavidGerar: the idea is to document the pain of someone told 'you hate windows computers? try leeeeegnux!'
SonicChao: flyingfeline: A distro is a 'flavour' of linux
DavidGerar: i'm runing ubuntu here, so i have lots of material to work from
flyingfeli: i don't reeeeeeeeally know what linux is eiter.
SonicChao: DavidGerard: I'm running Kubuntu
DavidGerar: that's the actual x startup, carefully modified
flyingfeli: either.
DavidGerar: SonicChao: same here
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Really?
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Its an alternative to windows
flyingfeli: sonicchao: nope.
flyingfeli: ah.
flyingfeli: haha
flyingfeli: oops
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Think of Slackware
DavidGerar: SonicChao: how's that addition?
SonicChao: DavidGerard: Been busy, let me go look now
flyingfeli: hang on- what do i search for? if i search for command line loads comes up.
DavidGerar: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Command_Line
flyingfeli: thanks dg
slif3rjam: Made more famous grues. not images, just names
SonicChao: DavidGerard: That's awesome!
SonicChao: good edition
DavidGerar: the x log file is so bloody scary to actually read
DavidGerar: you know how xorg works?
Sikon: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin2005.html <-- heh, "Wales Wins", "Heck on Wheels"
DavidGerar: it autoconfigures by trying every damn driver it's got, one after another, until it finds one that works
DavidGerar: it's stupendously fucked up
DavidGerar: but people don't realise this because hey, it mostly doesn't wedge your video card
SonicChao: DavidGerard: O_O didnt know that...
DavidGerar: it's frightening
DavidGerar: i know someone who works for canonical on ubuntu
DavidGerar: he explained it to me in bug-eyed horror
SonicChao: DavidGerard: O_o
DavidGerar: it's the only sensible approach because PC video is that fucked up, and x is that fucked up
Zombiebaro: Sonic: What's the name of the OS that I'm making the Boot Screen for?
DavidGerar: uncyclux
SonicChao: DavidGerard: It doesnt happen frequently does it?
DavidGerar: it doesn't die much
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: With a capital U
SonicChao: XD
Zombiebaro: thanks Dave
Zombiebaro: STOP USING THAT SONIC
Sikon: Slackware is by no means an alternative to Windows
SonicChao: :(
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Its getting less frequent...
DavidGerar: slackware is pretty much an alternative to linux
DavidGerar: that just happens to have linux as the kernel
DavidGerar: SonicChao: editing?
SonicChao: DavidGerard: No, I'm waiting for Zombie to finish the pic
SonicChao: DavidGerard: You can start editing again
MoneySign: Sonic: any frequency, to be honest, makes my eyes bleed.
DavidGerar: ok editing
flyingfeli: i read it. i don't understand it because i am such an eye-poking little noob. therefore i unfortunately cannot help with it.
Sikon: a better or worse alternative?
flyingfeline implodes and goes off to edit userpage
DavidGerar: there. i've put emoticons in the x log
DavidGerar: Sikon: i have no idea
SonicChao: flyingfeline: >.< could have at least tried
DavidGerar: all linux is evil because it involves dealing with linux
SonicChao: oh well
DavidGerar: i like ubuntu as long as it doesn't remind me it's got linux at the bottom
Sikon: hegh
Sikon: heh
Sikon: true
MoneySign: >.< does not stop the bloodloss.
Sikon: but not as evil as Windows
DavidGerar: i would use freebsd but this laptop's hardware doesn't all run on it
SonicChao: MoneySign: What emoticons CAN i use then?
DavidGerar: (and i still had to compile my own wifi driver)
MoneySign: None.
Zombiebaro: http://techno.mayix.net/wp-content/ubuntu-logo-new%11.jpg <<<--- hot linux chicks
MoneySign: Well, you CAN use them all.
MoneySign: But I'd prefer it if you didn't.
flyingfeline is sorry but coming from such a technophobic background (my dad is in love with his record collection) what did you expect?
MoneySign: Mind you: no banning will come of it should you choose not to follow my request.
slif3rjam: flyingfeline: sandwiches
slif3rjam: flyingfeline: we expect sandwiches
flyingfeli: hmmm.
SonicChao: MoneySign: Ok
SonicChao: MoneySign: I'll _try_ to stop
flyingfeline doesn't think she can get them through the cd drive but she can do chocolate eclairs if you want.
SonicChao: but sometimes emoticons are necessary
MoneySign: ...
flyingfeli: ...
MoneySign: I agree.. But not when you make a joke yourself.
MoneySign: And not to acknowledge recognizing a joke every single time.
SonicChao: MoneySign: Um...ok
flyingfeline begins to hum.
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/unix.jpg <<<--- NSFW.
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Zombiebaro: anidn!
anidnmeno: ZOMBIE!
Zombiebaro: you missed me linking to porn by like 2 seconds!
anidnmeno: hahaha
MoneySign: Why are you linking to porn, Zombiebaron?
flyingfeli: yes. why?
anidnmeno: i now, why?
Zombiebaro: cause I'm doing google searches for Unix
Zombiebaro: and finding wierd shit
Zombiebaro: http://krunch.servebeer.com/~krunch/vrac/pics/unix.jpg <<<--- like this!
MoneySign: Then turn the filter on.
MoneySign: Ya perv.
anidnmeno: hahah\
anidnmeno: http://www.google.com/ <--------------------NSFW
Zombiebaro: is anidn laughing at the pic or at google?
keitei: DavidGerard, Mhaille, MoneySign, people who might care, do we think that requesting subdomain print.uncyclopedia.org is a fun idea?
flyingfeli: ahaha
slif3rjam: http://irc.wikia.com/irc.cgi <------------------------------------NSFW
anidnmeno: Zombiebaron: i'm laughing at you
DavidGerar: keitei: could do
MoneySign: No, I personally do not.
flyingfeli: i'm just laughing in an inane manner
DavidGerar: i wouldn't bother setting up another wiki as yet
Zombiebaro: anidn: Thought so
flyingfeli: for no apparent reason.
DavidGerar: use a series of subpages for the project for now
keitei: jasonr is on irc now... we could seize the pickings while the pickings are good
DavidGerar: e.g. of user:keitei
flyingfeli: once again
flyingfeli: how
flyingfeli: HOW
flyingfeli: do you link to an external website?
flyingfeli: such as foon.co.uk?
SonicChao: See the toolbar buttons?
flyingfeli: where?
SonicChao: Click the one that says External Link
SonicChao: AGH
flyingfeli: agh indeed
SonicChao: Click all the buttons and find out!
SonicChao: XD
slif3rjam: click the red X
DavidGerar: brb
flyingfeli: oh gawd
flyingfeli: i just realised
SonicChao: See the red X in the corner?
slif3rjam: (actually white X with red background)
SonicChao: Click it
flyingfeli: you don't mean on the browser
flyingfeli: you mean on uncyc.
SonicChao: Sure I do
flyingfeli: sorry.
flyingfeli: i get now.
flyingfeli: hang on - you do mean on the browser.
flyingfeli: oh gad. *implodes*
slif3rjam unplodes
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SonicChao: kik
SonicChao: lol*
MoneySign: <SonicChao> Click all the buttons and find out!
MoneySign: <SonicChao> XD
slif3rjam: bump
MoneySign: See that?
MoneySign: You did it again at YOUR OWN JOKE!
SonicChao: *shame*
MoneySign: That's a real turn-off right there.
anidnmeno: A music messaging session has been requested. Please click the MM icon to accept.
SonicChao: MM
slif3rjam: MNM
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flyingfeli: where is everybody and why is nobody talking.
SonicChao: *funeral music*
slif3rjam: I'll talk if you nom me for gotm
flyingfeli: hah
SonicChao: Everyone died flyingfeline due to Stupid Question Syndrome
flyingfeli: sorry
SonicChao: Did you actually close the browser?
slif3rjam: Why is the sky white? That's a cloud, retard.
flyingfeli: i should have told you, when around such extreme noobs like me you should wear ear protection.
flyingfeli: no.
slif3rjam dons earmuffs
flyingfeli: i'm not a complete idiota.
SonicChao: Dang. That would have been funny
flyingfeli: i didn't close the browser.
flyingfeli: hah
slif3rjam: Yes you are
SonicChao: Did you close the IRC client?
slif3rjam: You can't spell 'idiot'
slif3rjam: idiota
SonicChao: slif3rjam: XD
flyingfeli: that was idiot in espanol, idiota
flyingfeli: caca cabeza.
SonicChao: This is I don't care in espanol, I don't carea
flyingfeli: come mierda y muerdo.
SonicChao: Omfg Nooba!
flyingfeli: sorry, i didn't mean that one
slif3rjam: Yo quero pink taco
flyingfeli: *giggles inanely*
flyingfeli: so.
slif3rjam: sow
slif3rjam: sew
slif3rjam: sough
flyingfeli: i see you forgot to wear your ear protection again.
flyingfeli: jesus christ i just realised i have been in front of this bloody modem for 4 and a half hours.
SonicChao: flyingfeline: Welcome to my world
flyingfeli: poor you.
SonicChao: XD
flyingfeli: i promise no more stupid questions for at least the next 10 minutes if somebody will tell me how to link externally.
slif3rjam: I will
slif3rjam: Here or on uncyc?
flyingfeli: link to a website outside of uncyc from a page inside uncyc.
slif3rjam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_edit_a_page#Links_and_URLs
flyingfeli: thanks
slif3rjam: yep
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Zombiebaro: Sonic: I'm done
Zombiebaro: I'm gonna upload it now
Zombiebaro: just a sec, and ill link yah to it
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Oh, good. :)
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Uncyclux.png <<<--- What do yah think?
flyingfeli: wow, thanks so much.
flyingfeli: i shall keep my promise
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Do you like it?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: That looks great! :)
Zombiebaro: I can stil change anything
Zombiebaro: so tell me what to change
SonicChao: Yeah, it's displaying on a screen, I'm going to cut out the edges of the TV
Zombiebaro: what?
SonicChao: But, other than that, that looks awesome
SonicChao: thanks Zombiebaron
Zombiebaro: You just want the text on a black background?
Zombiebaro: I can do that real quick
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yup
Zombiebaro: Okay
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Oh, thanks
Zombiebaro: one sec
Zombiebaro: Ill reupload over this one, okay?
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SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yes, go ahead
SonicChao: hi Rev_zim
Rev_zim: hi Sonic
Rev_zim: hi all
slif3rjam: Hello
MoneySign: Hi, one.
Zombiebaro: Sonic: Take a look now
Zombiebaro: hey zimmy my boy
flyingfeli: haha that looks fantastic
flyingfeli: i just saw it
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Good, thats perfect :)
Zombiebaro: SonicChao: Is the spelling alright?
Zombiebaro: and is the text at all funny?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yes
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: The text, no
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: The spelling is right, yes
Zombiebaron is confused
SonicChao: why?
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Zombiebaro: The text is spelt right, but isn't funny?
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Zombiebaro: is that it?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yup
Zombiebaro: okay
flyingfeli: oops i just refreshed the page
Zombiebaro: sounds
Zombiebaro: sounds good to me
Zombiebaro: Is that all you need from me right now?
Zombiebaro: how about a seprate image of the logo?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yes, thats all, thank you
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Oh, sounds good to me :)
Rev_zim: hi Money
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: sure sure Sonic
Zombiebaro: with or without the text?
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Without text
Zombiebaro: okay
Zombiebaro: ill leave it the same dimensions, no?
Zombiebaro: or you want it bigger
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Yes, leave it in the same dimensions
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Zombiebaro: I'm uploading it now Sonic
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Ok, thanks :)
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Uncycluxlogo.png
Zombiebaro: there you go
Zombiebaro: is there anything else you can think of?
Zombiebaro: or can I go watch Boondocks now?
Zombiebaro: eh Sonic?
slif3rjam: Wow. two votes on something I did AND didn't ask anyone to nom or vote for! wow. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFP#Gruedi_Master_Yoda
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Its good
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Thanks
Zombiebaro: yay
Zombiebaro: someone likes something I made them!
MoneySign: That's all you ever get, though,Zombie...
MoneySign: "good"
MoneySign: Hahaha!! That was mean, Money!
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Zombiebaro: what...?
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slif3rjam: woot!
MoneySign: Sorry... I won't do it again... :(
Zombiebaro: ...
Zombiebaro: wtf Money?
Zombiebaro: I didn't understand that insult?
slif3rjam: Hope it doesn't bruise
Rev_zim: nice pic
Zombiebaro: which on zim?
slif3rjam: thanks
slif3rjam: mine!
slif3rjam: MINE!
Rev_zim: the yoda one
MoneySign: Oh...
MoneySign: Uhm...
MoneySign: Never mind then, Zombie.
MoneySign forgot about the kakun-like elements Zombie masters...
Rev_zim goes to further clean his kitchen
flyingfeli: haha
flyingfeli: funny
Zombiebaro: you insulting my photoshop bitch?
flyingfeli: who me?
Zombiebaro: no Money
flyingfeli: ah
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slif3rjam: wow. flyingfeline responds to 'bitch'
flyingfeli: not any more, suckers
flyingfeli: no, it was just because he wrote his right after i wrote mine.
flyingfeli: so i was misled.
flyingfeli: ;)
slif3rjam: Ok
Zombiebaro: sure, bitch
flyingfeli: *silence*(
Zombiebaro: is golden
slif3rjam: and loud
slif3rjam: not really...
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: check youre talk page
Zombiebaro: yay
Zombiebaro: thanks Sonic m'lad
flyingfeli: hee
Zombiebaro: I that's my first origianl ninja star!
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: No problem. :)
Zombiebaro: I got 2 reskins and an MS Paint
Zombiebaro: and now an orignal
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Zombiebaron basks in his ego
slif3rjam: I caught one!
slif3rjam reels in thefish
thefish_: Oh noes!!!11
flyingfeli: <me jumps on the fish and eats it
slif3rjam: Don't worry, I practice the safe catch and release method
flyingfeli: whoops
flyingfeli: damn those typos
slif3rjam releases fish after first unhooking it
slif3rjam: bye bye, little fishy!
slif3rjam: *fish gets eaten by bigger fish*
Zombiebaro: heh
flyingfeli: *bigger fish gets eaten by flyingfeline
slif3rjam: Umb-mawow
flyingfeline doesn't understand a word slif is saying
Zombiebaro: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Zombiebaron/Awards <<<--- SonicChao: Check out the pyramid that you helped make!
flyingfeli: *which is probably the aim
slif3rjam: The majestic grazing buffalo
Zombiebaron felates his ego by linking to his punny award page
SonicChao: Zombiebaron: Lol, funny way to sort NinjaStars
SonicChao: :D
MoneySign coughs the word "vain" at Zombiebaron.
Zombiebaro: heh
Zombiebaro: I'm not asking for anything...I'm just showing them...my...pyramid
MoneySign: ...
slif3rjam: scheme
MoneySign coughs the definition of the word "vain" at Zombiebaron.
Zombiebaro: well...?
flyingfeline laughs on the sidelines
Zombiebaro: go ahead and define it, Monkey Sign!
deathz0r: I disagree.
Zombiebaron insults MoneySign in vain
SonicChao helped make an ancient pyramid </exaggeration>
Zombiebaron uses his knowlage of typing to win the football match
MoneySign: Uhm..
MoneySign: en.wictionary.com/wiki/Vain
MoneySign: ?
flyingfeli: ..................
Zombiebaron proves that MoneySign is correct, and wins a trophy
Zombiebaron leaves in a flaming fuck
Zombiebaro: FLAMING FUCK, AWAY!
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