User:Zim ulator/The UnCanninator

Reverend Zim_ulator demonstrates the proper fit of The UnCanninator.

The UnCanninator is based on the design of Scientologys most important piece of technology, the E-meter AKA "the cans". Originally designed to clear demons from the sigma plane of pseudo-empathons, UnNews own team of apostate Scientologists have improved upon the design, and widened it's purpose bandwidth