User:Zim ulator/Nancy Boy
Nancy Boy is a journalist, metaphysician, Uncyclopedia user, UnNews enthusiast, precognitive, surly wench and provocateur. He has held positions as Archbishop of Koza, Sheik of Okinawa, and Rightful Heir to the Third Stripe.
In a dank Cold War Romanian hospital, Nancy Boy was born to parents Monica Piltdown and Boffter Recursory in 1949. Smuggled into England by fellow partisans of his parents "Piss off, Russians!" cell, just before their arrest by the Communist secret police as spys.
He grew up in rural Upper Smegly on the Thames, raised by communal tobacconists in a home constructed of freeze-dried opossum carcasses. At age 7, he was accepted into the Royal Academy for the Slightly Bizarre as a wicker chair. During his probationary phase at the school he learned to hot wire cars, manufacture mescaline, infiltrate a Dominican monastery, and other skills he would find handy in future as a Royal Marine commando.