User:Zheliel/Flowers for Algernon

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progris riport - 1 jan 2010
Ms Ang telled me to rite ehvreeting dat happens to me in the nex feew month so he can see my progris. Miss Ang tell me I shuld do wat she say and maybee dey weel choos me for the expareement too become smarterer. I hoep I weel get chose for the expareement. Anyway my naem is Goh Xian Fong and I is thirty years uld. I leev in seengpore. I liek wher I lived.


progris riport - 8 jan
Miss Ang today saey that I am lerning well. Wen she ask me how I find wher to get to her nite class I tell her I ask peepul how to become smart and dey all tell me to came here, and so I come here. My frens Ting Ting and Ning Ning at the bakery all say dat I shuld study heer. Ms Ang say I am her best stoodent and she hoep I can get chose for the expareement. I wunder wad's dat.

Anyway Miss Ang say that I must werk hardest so I can maebe get chose for da expareement. She say dat I have motorvation and not many peepul with an eye-q of 2 have dat. I forgetten to ask Miss Ang wut motorvation is. Anyway I wan to go sleep now tok to you next time bye.


progris riport - 10 jan
Today I got see many peepul with white color clothing and all got grasses. Dey all look at me liek I am an alien. Dey tell me dey might choos me for expareement. I hoep dey chose me. Maybe I can got smater becose of expareement.

Miss Ang tell me dat if I reely werk hard dey weel chose me for expareement. She oso say later dey will give me funny tes and I mus do my bes. Wad is tes? I ask Miss Ang but she navar tell me.

Later on I know wad tes are. Got one beeg beeg fat fat man go take sum card. He sayed card on top has peecture, and he say me I must go tell him what the card thing is. I say card on top der got no picture, but he liek get angry angry and say tell me wad the inkblot picture thing is. I laff laff laff and he jump jump jump and i think think think maebe he angry angry angry den dun wan choos me. I feelet sad.


progris riport - 11 jan
Ms Ang tell me dey going choose me. She oso tell me dat I went for a Rorshackcikcikcik test and dat tes will tell me what I am like. I tell her I am liek a human, but she laff and say my person sumthinger. I dunno what she say. She say dey choos me and I muz race weef a rat calld Algernon. I think not fair becos rat and I not same. She say juz race. I loos to the rat and I fil very angry and I dun liek the rat. I hoep the rat dies.

Later Ms And show me to a white clothing guy calling himeseleef Dr. Tang. I don liek him becos he has purpel speacticals. I don like purpel. Purpel argly. He tell me that he weel do sum expareement to mee soon an i muz be pripard. He sayed I must be ready and cantnot gone to werk dat day.

I say I cannot bcos im my bakery bestester baker. Dey say dey need me. Dr. Tang say he weel resulve the prublems. I muz ask ms And wad resulve is. He speek beeg words. I dun liek him.


progris riport - 14 jan
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