User:Zeroelixis/Warm Beer

Warm Beer comes in many flavours.

Definition: A substance known to be of major offense to Neanderthals on a global level.

General Warning

If you ever happen to come into the presence of this sordid state of affairs that is warm beer, call a bomb squad and have them come and destroy it, or call your mum and have her call me.

Warm Beer has been known to cause acne and extra terrestrial limbs, in the observed patients prolonged exposure caused depression and gastronomic flatulence with holes being blown through pants, resulting in ridicule similar in levels to that of acne.

Causes

The main contributor to warm beer is global warming, although under recent new studies scientists got too drunk to finish whatever it is they were studying. Probably porn. It has been noted that beer was actually meant to be drunk warm, before refrigeration techniques like the sinking of the titanic were invented.

A Warm Bear.......OH for fu......