User:ZBrisk
Hi! My name is ZBrisk and I am gay. PLease read this article on me - the gayest guy - which was written by KoE, the greatest man who ever lived. I like moles. Yay for small boys!
Life story[edit | edit source]
ZBrisk was born in Zabriskia on the planet Lipton in 1989. He was abandoned as a child and was thrown into the river of Zabriskia but was then recovered by a bear, a vulcan, and a guy named Bob. He was taught how to do the jet stroke and soon went to the school of Zabriskia. At school he was humiliated and taunted because he has a stupid name. He would be annoyed by chants of 'ZZZZZZZ-BRIIIIIIISK'. He has no friends in Nestealand. Asian food good, no?
Life story Part II[edit | edit source]
When it was ninety eight
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for the Deutsche Bank or Tony Blair
John Glenn left Earth on a dare
Which was really kind of great
In nineteen ninety eight
When it was ninety eight
It was a very bad year
It was a very bad year for people named Lewinski
Or even Kaczynski
France's world cup win came not a moment too late
In nineteen ninety eight
When it was ninety eight
It was a lethal year
It was a lethal year for Jack Lord, Pol Pot and Sonny Bono
Frank Sinatra and Flo-Jo
For they each became "the late..."
In nineteen ninety eight
Life story Part III: This time it's personal strikes back[edit | edit source]
ZBrisk quit school whne he got board one day at the age of 22. He decided to go to Harvard but couldn't be bothered because he's gay. He woulld like to drive a bus, but he won't because he's gay. He took up ballet and carried on, because he's gay.
No he did not do ballet but he did form a barbershop quartet with two other guys. He lives to this day smoking crack and being gay.
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Trivia![edit | edit source]
- Did I say he was fat?
- HES ASIAN
- AND IS A JEEEEWW