User:Yoshisgay/sandbox

Welcome to my box of sand!

Um, girl... What in the Charli XCX Beyonce Cher J-Lo America's Next Top Model RuPaul's Drag Race is the point of this unfabulous article?[edit | edit source]

Don't question it, James.

nahhh bro wont even tell us wtf is going on 💀[edit | edit source]

OKAY FINE ILL TELL YOU!

This is mostly just a thought log or an outlet I can use to channel my inner silly. Happy now?

On Unclyclopedia?[edit | edit source]

Yes. On Uncyclopedia.

This is stupid.[edit | edit source]

Yeah I know.

My Thoughts on France[edit | edit source]

No. Get it away from me.

New Caledonia[edit | edit source]

Okay keep France in Europe we don't need it to contaminate other continents.

French Guiana[edit | edit source]

Okay, I'm a little concerned. I live in the Americas and-

Guadeloupe and Martinique[edit | edit source]

Oh God, it's getting closer.

St. Pierre and Miquelon[edit | edit source]

OH GOD IT'S SO CLOSE TO WHERE I LIVE! MERDEEEEEEE

What I think the afterlife is like[edit | edit source]

Comparable to Uncyclopedia, I'd say, if you're a good person. If you're a bad person... Looks like an eternity of Wikipedia for you.

_{Really bad people get Encyclopedia Dramatica...}

Bold[edit | edit source]

Bold move of me to join Uncyclopedia.

Now there's Italics![edit | edit source]

Woah!

And Strikethrough![edit | edit source]

~~That's a lot of formatting!~~

Underline![edit | edit source]

~~Okay too much there bud.~~

Um??? (Resolved)[edit | edit source]

Um? :3

Like why does this page not have like a

Table of contents yet

>:3

Update August 19, 11:38 AM EST[edit | edit source]

Okay I got my table of contents now uwu

So for whatever reason, page sizes (Bytes) of Wikipedia or other encyclopedia articles have always interested me? I'm not entirely sure why. But because of this I kinda wonder how big this page will get. I have this habit of forgetting about stuff I'm working on so my last edit may be tomorrow. Or maybe this is my last edit. Oh well.

Page Size "Milestones"[edit | edit source]

1000 Bytes[edit | edit source]

11:47 AM EST, August 19, 2024

3000 Bytes[edit | edit source]

Idk I'm too lazy to check.

Idk if this is allowed but like it probably is but I'm just dumb lmfaooo[edit | edit source]

This is my sandbox page but for some reason I keep feeling like I'm breaking a rule by not being that funny or whatever. Um If the mods do have a problem with this then they have a problem with this so I'll learn I guess.

Bill Cosby[edit | edit source]

Woah! Edgy.

Places (WIP)[edit | edit source]

United States[edit | edit source]

This is where I live! I know because I'm fat and dumb and I love cheeseburgers and shoo- Wait, part of the first amendment says that some things are off-limits...

New York[edit | edit source]

Azealia Banks and I share a state! She'd probably kill me though but I don't mind.

Anyway this place is home to hot dogs, grumpy men who are walking here, mountains that middle aged women freak out over... The list goes on!

The South[edit | edit source]

YEEHAW!

Florida[edit | edit source]

Florida is the place where dreams and normalcy go to die. You can find alligators, people doing creatively disorderly things with said alligators, the usual.

Miami[edit | edit source]

Gay

Texas[edit | edit source]

Sandy Cheeksland.

Carolina[edit | edit source]

For some reason people like to specify between the northern part and the southern part. Not sure why.

Bojangle's[edit | edit source]

Chick-Fil-A but redneck.

Georgia[edit | edit source]

Josef Stalin was born here. I'm not quite sure how he ended up in Russia, though...

Alabama[edit | edit source]

Hey, babe, I've been waiting for- Wait you're not my cousin!

Mississippi[edit | edit source]

This place has magical properties that lets you count seconds with it. Don't believe me? Watch. One Mississippi, two Mississippi...

The West[edit | edit source]

This place has... California. Yep.

California[edit | edit source]

LIBERAL STATE! GET IT AWAY!

Los Angeles[edit | edit source]

Miami, but California.

Las Vegas[edit | edit source]

This is where I lost all my child's college funds. Whoops. Does anyone know what state Las Vegas is in? Is it even in any state at all?

Seattle[edit | edit source]

Home to that one woman who pretended to be insane to make a political statement, and the Seahawks. I'd say something funny about them, but I really don't follow sports. Not sorry.

Flies[edit | edit source]

These twink ass flies keep breaking into my twink ass home and they're hella annoying!

THIS BITCH BETTER GET OUT OR I'LL SET ITS ENTIRE FAMILY ABLAZE

Oops[edit | edit source]

I've been gone for a long time. (8/31/2024)