User:YeahK

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A crocodile orgy arranged by YeahK in 1999 off the bank of the river Heces by the small town of Rio de Diablo.

YeahK is a child, with a child's brain. Born in a small indigenous village somewhere off the congo, he learnt to seduce crocodiles and then sell them to Brazillian pimps for small change. He travelled to England on the underside of a freight lorry at age ten, and muscled his way into a nice full british family. He bleached his skin so to fit in (Nothing to do with Michael Jackson), and learnt the local Brummy lingo. He is currently failing in many areas because of his insistance on finding a regular fuck buddy.