User:Yagyaxt1068/Microsoft Edge

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Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's latest virus like a web browser. It helps you lose your data when buying something online and when creating a confidential document.

Features

• An amazingly slow, hoggish browsing experience
• Lose your data with every click
• Eat 8GB RAM on 4GB laptops
• Crash your system every nanosecond
• It will infect Windows 10 starting from RTM. For now it's infecting preview builds of Windows 10 as Project Halo: Spartan Assault.
• Draw on the screen for getting arrested by the police for modifying webpages.

R.I.P. INTERWEB EXPLODER APART

Interweb Exploder is gone, man, GONE.

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  Bye, Interweb Exploder!

And guess who its murderer is? Microsoft Edge.

References

If you want a better browsing experience, go get Google Chrome (substance).