User:Yagyaxt1068/Microsoft Edge
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Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's latest virus like a web browser. It helps you lose your data when buying something online and when creating a confidential document.
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| However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A or command A on a mac to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not. |
Features[edit | edit source]
- An amazingly slow, hoggish browsing experience
- Lose your data with every click
- Eat 8GB RAM on 4GB laptops
- Crash your system every nanosecond
- It will infect Windows 10 starting from RTM. For now it's infecting preview builds of Windows 10 as Project Halo: Spartan Assault.
- Draw on the screen for getting arrested by the police for modifying webpages.
R.I.P. INTERWEB EXPLODER APART[edit | edit source]
Interweb Exploder is gone, man, GONE.
Bye, Interweb Exploder!
And guess who its murderer is? Microsoft Edge.
References[edit | edit source]
If you want a better browsing experience, go get Google Chrome (substance).