User:Yagyaxt1068/Microsoft Edge

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Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's latest virus like a web browser. It helps you lose your data when buying something online and when creating a confidential document.

Features[edit]

  • An amazingly slow, hoggish browsing experience
  • Lose your data with every click
  • Eat 8GB RAM on 4GB laptops
  • Crash your system every nanosecond
  • It will infect Windows 10 starting from RTM. For now it's infecting preview builds of Windows 10 as Project Halo: Spartan Assault.
  • Draw on the screen for getting arrested by the police for modifying webpages.

R.I.P. INTERWEB EXPLODER APART[edit]

Interweb Exploder is gone, man, GONE.

And guess who its murderer is? Microsoft Edge.

References[edit]

If you want a better browsing experience, go get Google Chrome (Substance).