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0/10 Best game in the universe. -Some kid who people regret his existence on Text Based Dead Ops Alpha
Text Based Dead Ops Alpha is the best version out there -Captain Obvious on Text Based Dead Ops Alpha
Wikipedia is best pedia. - Idiot that is trying to change the subject. Besides, Uncyclopedia is best pedia.
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Text Based Dead Ops Alpha is a huge success that is trying to proceed into beta but Valve is is not letting them because of the game "NOT" finished when it really is.
Storyline[edit | edit source]
Who the hell cares, there is totally a storyline.
How to win[edit | edit source]
Here are the steps to win Text Based Dead Ops Alpha
Step 1: Alright, this is the most important step. You have to check to see if your computer is healthy enough for gaming. A Red Screen Of Death isn't a good sign and must be treated immediately or you'll die of radiation poisoning.
Step 2: Launch Steam. This is an easy step.
Step 3: Wait for the "Summer Sale" to come up. Because the game costs about $999.99 USD. Pennies only. The sale will reduce the cost to $59.99 USD. Credit Card Only.
Step 4: Did I said that you have to move to East Korea for the game to actually work? No? Then you have to.
Step 5: buy the game. This is one of the most important step.
Step 6: run the game.
Step 7: use the dev command console (DCC) and type some combat skills with the DCC. You can chat with pals.
Step 8: Repeat Step 7 Continuously until it says "game over, victory"
Some boring gameplay because you have nothing else to do[edit | edit source]
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Pewdiepieimperson8r joins the server
Qualitygamer joins the server
Pewdiepieimperson8r says: hay quality
Qualitygamer says: We all know you're not the real Pewdiepie.
Pewdiepieimperson8r says: ur rite
Qualitygamer says: why the hell did you chosen that name? You just want the views and likes isn't it?
Server: Qualitygamer, you are not allowed to swear in this server. The server has baby mode on. Say more bad words and you will be banned from the server.
Pewdiepieimperson8r says: folow teh rulz or u get band xd
Server: Qualitygamer has picked up the wind machine
Qualitygamer says: PREPARE TO DIE ZOMBIES!!!
Pewdiepieimperson8r says: is di a bad wrd?
Server: no "die" is not a bad word. AND FIX YOUR GRAMMAR, NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!
Pewdiepieimperson8r says: ur meen!
Pewdiepieimperson8r left the server like a crybaby... idiot
Server: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'D DID YOU ARE BANNED SERVER!
Qualitygamer says: what?
Server overload. Shutting down the server...
Qualitygamer says: uh oh...
Server shutdown complete, sending shutdown reasons to valve like they would care
Well that was stupid.
Whoops! Maybe you or I should STOP this random Whoops! thing K?