User:XXx ch33kyscrublord360noscopsxdhd xXxXx/Have and not have a dog?

Look at this Golden Retriever, he may look cute, but he'll shit on your carpet, chew on your couch that you just bought yesterday, and if you're American he'll wanna play with your but since you're American and overweight, gonna be like American't.

So, you bought a house, have a girlfriend or is cheating on her, and now you want a dog now? I mean, they're very hard to train as they are stubborn. Steve, shut up just because you thing dogs are like pussy. In fact, you think everything cute is a fucking pussy. All fucking dogs are pussies Mike. GO KILL YOURSELF STEVE. FUCK YOU MIKE!