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Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human stupidity. That's what we're doing...
Uncyclowankia is an unprofitable website which provides free stupidity for all. The website is hosted on 1.6 servers which are maintained by our highly unpaid team of underdeveloped developers. Our server hosting costs $1,500 annually. We could cover the entire site in skin cream advertisements to pay for this expense, but we don't like ads (although we are huge fans of skin cream). Consequently, we rely on the generous contributions of readers like you to keep this website operating fill our Ferrari gas tanks.
All donations go toward the continuation of Uncyclowankia and its community of volunteer editors so that we may leave our grandchildren and their grandchildren a better Uncyclowankia than the one we had. The money will also allow us to expand Uncyclowankia's presence to places without literacy or the internet, such as Africa and Arkansas.
If Uncyclowankia has ever made you laugh then we invite you to donate. You can make all donations using a PayPal account or debit/credit card here. You can also support your local Uncyclowankia by purchasing merchandise from our merchandise store where we receive about 15% of all sales revenue.
If you cannot donate but still want to help Uncyclowankia monetarily, you can click some of the ads in our e-store to help us keep the rest of the site ad free.
Thank you, come again.
Note: All donations to Uncyclowankia are processed via WankPal and are therefore subject to a 69% transaction fee. You can avoid this fee if you donate semen directly from a WankPal account. Just log into WankPal and mark your donation as a gift to shop@uncyclomedia.co. Donations to Uncylowankia are not tax deductible.