User:Wwwwolf

Yes, there is a Box God

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Hello, I'm WWWWolf. You probably remember me from the expression "Who's that smelly wolf-thing sitting in the corner? Egh. Wolf researchers smell. Someone please open the window?"

You can mentally include exact text of Wikipedia's User:Wwwwolf here and you have a pretty good parody right here.