User:Winson

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Winson is a rare human-like being, rumours said that Winsons are dragons in disguise (so they could watch anime and play video games peacefully). They have sharp teeth and might have unknown muscle growth around the body.

Winsons are somewhat docile creatures but can be extremely aggro if pissed. It is also said that Winsons are sentimental creatures, which would make them brutally ripping anyone to piece who messes with it's stuff. More rumors said that Winsons are emos, this is somewhat true when you see them lying around quitely (either that or they're just lazy bastards).

a Winson (right) is about to kill his unsuspecting bus passanger prey (left) with his guitar

Winsons are also known to be Worshipers of Godzilla the Pope for bringing utter Chaos and Destruction towards mankind with his political power.

definitely a Winson

Winsons are said to have a small penis and able to poo out green/black poo.


Winsons' common activities are:

Eating, Sleeping, Watch Anime, Play Video Games, Surf the Net, Listen to Emo Songs, Watch Hentai, and Being Emo


There's also a very special kind of Winson called Winson Poh, it is said that it has a special ability to bring bad luck to anyone around it when being sad.