User:Wikipedia is crap

Hello, this is me.

Who am I?

I served in Korea during the Korean War. The experience has made me an expert on Korean history and culture, and it made me hate Korea. That's why I edit Korea related articles on uncyclopedia.

Wikipedia

I used to like Wikipedia. I had an acount and knew all the terms like "sock puppet" "POV Fork" etc. I made multiple articles, made great contributions, and had a good time. One day, some admin at Wikipedia falsely accused me of being a sock puppet master, and banned me from editing.

Uncyclopedia

I have a much better time here.

A brief synopsis of my life, part 1

Let's see... I was born in Atlanta, Georgia, early on one frosty morning. In 1928. My father was a pastor and my mother owned a restaurant, which served traditional Southern cuisine: fried okra, fried chicken, fried shrimp, fried pickles, corn fritters, fried catfish, biscuits and gravy, and dark coffee. At the age of 15, my family moved to Area 51. Three years later, I went to college, and graduated with honors. I joined up after graduation. Big mistake. I ended up wasting my prime years in Korea, fighting. At the age of 753 I moved to California where I joined up with an old fart association to rid the world of children.

A brief synopsis of my life, part 2: The Korean War

I started out as a Second Lieutenant commanding infantry. I first fought at the battle of Inchon. I landed at green beach and I led my tanks to destroy the North Korean positions. As I worked my way north, we encountered fierce resistance. In Seoul, there was intense resistance as we fought street by street. I was wounded twelve separate times. When my tank was blasted by a North Korean, I barely escaped to fight on foot. It was worse near the Yalu. It was cold. Cold like Buddhist hell, which I learned about in North Korea. The horror of the next few years is too much for me to talk about. Perhaps in a month or two.

Tanks under my command. That's me in front.

The Chinese counterattack. This picture shows them destroying our foward base.

Religion

Being the son of a pastor, I grew up Christian. The war in Korea was so brutal, I became an atheist.

A sample of my favorite articles

South Korea Korea Yi Sunsin

My old wikipedia account

Before the blasted wikipedians blaocked me, this [1] was my user page.

Why is it different?

I was so traumatized by the Korean war that I tried to create a psuedo-story of my life. That's why it's different.

Remember: WIkipedia is crap