User:Whitekings/Money No Enough

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Money No Enough is the world's most common disease.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The award for naming this disease goes to Jack Neo, a Singaporean who, after suffering from the disease for his entire life, decided to give it a Singlish name. He made a movie about this disease, named (no cookies for guessing) "Money No Enough". Since everyone had this disease, they spent lots of money to watch the movie, and it became the highest-grossing movie in Singapore, JB, and some say Batam.

Treatment[edit | edit source]

Everyone in the world (except Jack Neo, and some say Bill Gates) has this disease. Economists and doctors have tried millions of ways to cure the disease, but all of them have failed. Here are more suggestions, but be forewarned that they will probably always fail:


WAH LAU! I FORGOT TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE IN SINGLISH! DIE LAH!”

~ The person who wrote this article on Money No Enough