User:Whataload

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Whataload Needermeyer[edit | edit source]

“you're my idol!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Whataload

Whataload Peebody Needermeyer was born in 1567 and raised by elves in santa's workshop. He is also the long lost identical twin of Samuel de champlain. But unlike Champlain, Needermeyer didn't cross the ocean, instead, he travelled europe, asia, and africa looking for his blood relatives. Throughout his search, Whataload met many new friends, including Jesus, cartoon character Homer Simpson, and Oprah. Unfortunately though, he never met his identical twin brother Samuel de Champlain or any of his other relatives.

Whataload P. Needermeyer, long lost identical twin of Samuel Champlain