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Of course almost everyone knows about how tessler first invented what has now become the worlds most popular fizzy drink by adding old Nickel Cadmium batteries into the bottles of vitualy any liquid he produced a beverage that would give an near fatal intense electric discharge across the tongue of anyone putting the liquid into their mouth.Realising the shock completely destroyed the taste buds of the person drinking it Tessler was able to get away with putting anything he liked into the bottles without anyone noticing to much.After many months of searching for something very cheap to fill the bottles with he decided to use luke-warm drain water as he liked the colour.

Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, following an unfortunate incident involving friend Victor Neuburg, the Book of Abramelin the Mage, two pounds of animal fat and a "King Dong" vibrator.

Jobless tony has turned to gardening to help pay the rent.