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The Secret Of The Secret

The Secret Of The Secret	Score: 0	Level: Death
> Take pill You take the pill. You start to hear a buzzing noise, like your ears are ringing. Everything starts to get really, really bright. You feel a sort of release from your mortal coil. Then a trapdoor opens up underneath you and you fall into a pit filled with pudding. The Pudding Monster is not pleased by the contamination of its pudding, so it fills your lungs with taffy. > Why taffy? What? Don't look at me, I have no clue what's going on either. Also, I'm not finished. The taffy gets into your blood and you turn into cotton candy. > Cotton candy? What the hell? Shut up. The Pudding Monster then mixes you in with the pudding. You are now cotton candy flavored pudding. > Tasty. So then what? Will you let me finish? > Sorry. Whatever. The Pudding Monster then pours you on to chocolate ice cream. Then, he puts this cotton candy flavored pudding covered chocolate ice cream into red velvet cake. > Argh! You're making me hungry! And then you die of starvation. > WTF? Can't I eat myself? Cannibalism is a no-no. ;-) :-(. Don't do drugs. Start Over