User:NeoZidane/Awardage

i'd like to thank my family, my friends, Greg, with whom it couldn't be possible, and that stranger I bumped into the other day, and the supermarket for providing me with nutritionally vital food and my....

Yeah, after spending an unhealthy amount of time on here, this is all I have, a bunch of templates that I could have easily sporked (thanks all for them I feed on them for my world domination plan :))

flyingfeline has awarded you a big chocolate chip cookie! For all the trouble you took on the fantastico theme tune :) Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday tooo yoooo! MY CAKE IS BETTER THAN YOUR CAKE E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award October 2006