User:Unihoaxer

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Hailing from West Dugan, CT, Unihoaxer is known for wasting hours trying to write programs that will automatically generate fan fiction about Ben Affleck and Brooke Shields (recursively).



Third cousin of the unabomber, Ted Kaczynski. At an early age, Unihoaxer vowed to battle all those who are extreme leftist technophobics. Unihoaxer also often is seen eating green jello with the members of the now defunct band Green Jelly. Unihoaxer likes to brag to his friends that do not know Green Jelly that he inspired the heavy metal hit "Three Little Pigs". It's all really quite pathetic.



Unihoaxer likes long walks on your mom, Stubs, and playing Zork into the wee hours of the morning instead of doing homework.