User:UnEditor510/Blue Ball Factory
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The Blue Ball Factory is a the global manufacturer of blue balls and other related products such as the Blue Ball Factory Ol' Fashioned Destruct-O-Cannon™ and the Blue Ball Factory Cube Corrector™.
People have flocked from all over the globe for the wondrous blue ball.
The Cube Corrector™. Warning:May ruin your Rubik's.
Blue Balls themselves[edit | edit source]
Blue Balls are blue, and spherical.
Function[edit | edit source]
The blue balls appear to be used for eating, drinking, bouncing, head-replacing, general happiness and for use in suicide by choking.
How the balls appeal to the senses:[edit | edit source]
Smell-The balls have a rubbery scent, like burning tyres.
Sight-Blue. So unbelievably blue.
Touch-Apparently, quite springy.
Side-Trumpets-The balls sound very yoinky, apparently.
Taste-They taste like old blueberry muffins.
Why make blue balls?[edit | edit source]
It's fun to watch them being made.
Ok, again, why?[edit | edit source]
I just told you.
You're an idiot, I'm outta here.[edit | edit source]
Shut up, nobody gives one!
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