User:Ultragothic/Hilton finds Jesus - he says "Get a life"
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15 June 2007
Sources revealed yesterday that Penis Hilton, the jailed former sweetheart of the nation (which nation? -Ed) was sent back to jail and has since found jesus. He was apparently doing time for alchohol offences related to the production of non-taxable wine. On being asked by socilaite how to change her destiny, the former saviour of the World (and current Object of Worship) replied "get a life!"
Mz Hilton was apparently stunned by this amazing suggestion and chose the life of a useless media spectacle.
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