User:Ultragothic
OK. So here I am: a new user. Did the basic stuff... clicked on umpteen links and read the new user bits. Still haven't a clue... aah the age of ignorance has dawned (yet again) and I stand naked before the shrine of stupidity with my teddy bear in one hand and my salami in the other...
On the grounds that if comfort eating doesn't work then comfort cuddling is worth a try...
How do I link? God knows and he's still laughing.
How do I make a "sub page"? Will it float? I had a little submarine as a kid and you put baking soda in a little com-party-ment and watching it chugging around the bath for a minute or two...
Will somebody please (hey! I did a Bold!) - and then an Italic!!! Awsome! please give me some advice guidance or marry-juan-a? ( My sister married a guy named Juan so I know whereof I speak)
Of course, I should have known...
You have to make your own way in the world ( as the guy with the digger said) and now I have managed to get in an australian slang word too...
Did some "internal linking" there... hmmm... could be fun... but how to link with the outside world? I think this is how:
Put in two [ before and two after the word. Lets try it....
ok So I need to go to the "search box" (not to be confused with that thing footballers do in the showers - yuk!) and type in Salami and see what's out there - if nothing then create a page? Or drop in a random word by editing a page and letting the link find it? Naw - that would be sneaky (har har rubs hands together al la Fagin in Oliver Twist)
Checked "Salami" - nope that page doesn't exist - yet!!! Ha! Now I know why this stuff is so addictive! You end up creating pages to link to pages of links to other pages! Sheesh! My head is spinning - good stuff that maryjane....
WHEEE!!! Now I have created a "Salami" page to link to...
This is too much... I should remember my doctor's warning:
Reccurrent Revelling Recreates Ridiculous Random Repititions.
So maybe this has been done before (the "fuck me" I'm a novice thingy) of course, nuns do it all the time.... and using too many trailing wee dots after every sentence is farking up my eyes...
... or before every sentence but that would be superflous (or should that be "superfluidic?) and using too many quotation marks and brackets may be fine for shelving but it's getting old already...
have you seen my first page "The Garibaldi Letters"? I just asked so that I could link to it (har har again) which means I have that figured out... (No! Stop it! Not the dots again!!! Shoot him Captain - he's using BRACKETS!)
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Captain Smirk exterminating a bracket. |
Found the template for this under "edit help" copied and pasted the code. Of course, the other instructions in the paragraph above didn't work! Nor did it explain what this dingus was for... exactly. Or at least it was beyond my little brain. I filled in the name of the pic i wanted in the code line (using the edit page option to open up the editing box) then scrolled down the editing box to find a place to paste the copied code. First pasted the code then re-wrote the pic name. BUT first I had to find the pic on the net and save it to my pictures on my pc. Funny thing - when i typed in the name of the pic and clicked on "save" the page refreshed and there was the pic! no laborious uploading as I have had to do before when I just tried to add a pic to a page... Hmmm - weird.
Note that I changed the caption too.