User:Turb0-Sunrise/rewrites

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Wally or whatever[edit | edit source]

Wally Ortiz "The Green" Monster is an American criminal, alleged Major League Baseball star,[1] and children's book author.

  1. ↑ According to Stephen A. Smith, that is
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