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Grueslayer
| A little village with a big name
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Score: 1xBrains
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Moves: 1
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> Enter door on the middle
You enter the door, and enter the portal to a little zombie-infested village, where zombie-you were born.
> look around
You see a road bordered by some trees, and a reasonable amount of people are standing on the sides. A decked-out off-road buggy suddenly races by and swerves to the right and then the left and then smashes through a fence and some zombies and then hits a pole and tilts over and explodes and a bunch of people flee. Then you realize that it's the Zombo 500!
Also, you see a deformed, splintered sign that says: "Welcome to Pasawamakattchitropohu, Pennsylvania, Population 2,117 BRAINS" Apparently it's one of those places that have unpronounceable names based off of Zombese legends. An "Eat brains!" sticker is stuck to the sign.
There's nothing to do, so why don't you make something to do?:
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