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Grueslayer
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Score: 2
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Moves: ?
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> Get off train
Are you sure? The train has to be going at least 50 miles per hour.
> Yes! I'm absolutely certain!
Fine. You jump out of the train and collide with several trees, rocks, and other hard objects before finally hitting the ground with a sickening CRUNCH.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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