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Grueslayer
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Score: -7
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Moves: 0
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> Steal Ford
You hop into the Model T Ford, start the engine and drive off. However, the American car's poor environmental standards cause exhaust to seep in, and you quickly asphxyiate. And then, since the Model T is really, really, really, old, it falls apart, catches on fire, then burns your corpse.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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