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Grueslayer
| Pignerol Diner
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Score: 5
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Moves: 9
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> Approach White Coat
You approach the white-coated man, who is slumped over his booth table studying a number of papers. He looks up at you. "Good, you must be the new patient. Well, I'm sorry, but I've booked a vacation to Washington this year to escape the FBI, and since I haven't a thing to wear to my funeral, I decided from there I should probably book a flight to Togo. Therefore, as an indirect result of my indefinite leave, I will not be able to personally attend to you."
He stares at you again, his eyes finally focused. You notice the man is plucking nervously at the collar of his sweater. "I can give you the address to my clinic, though, located right near here. I've left a head doctor in charge; you'll be well taken care of."
He hands you his card, with an address. The card names him as a 'Dr. Jordan Leffler'. You guess he has probably mistaken you for someone else, no doubt one of his patients.
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