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Grueslayer
| Town of Pignerol
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Score: 5
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Moves: 10
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> Approach Deputy Sheriff
The deputy is sipping his coffee as you approach. He is wearing a campaign hat on his head, and a green jacket over his tan police uniform.
> Clear throat
You clear your throat. The deputy ignores you.
> Clear throat again
You clear your throat again. The deputy gestures to a bowl of cough drops at the desk.
> Demand his attention
You pound on the desk, demanding his attention. The deputy looks up, annoyed, but he is enraged when your pounding causes his coffee to spill all over his papers and his uniform. "That does it," He snarls, rising from the desk and trying to wipe up the spilled drink. He claps a practiced hand on your shoulder. "Freeze. You are under arrest. Keep your hands in clear view. You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand this right?"
Before you can answer, he has slapped a pair of handcuffs on your wrists. "Attempted assault on a police officer, with the weapon of choice being a cup of boiling hot coffee. Real smart, buddy." he rifles through your pockets. "And carrying of a concealed firearm," He announces, pulling your revolver out and examining it.
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