User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/town/pignerol/smokepot2

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 Town of Pignerol Score: 5 Moves: 10



> Smoke Pot


No dice. The deputy pins you to the floor and handcuffs you while you desperately try to smoke pot. Oh, and he takes the pot away, as well.


> 0 n0es! Not my pot!


Yes, your pot.


> Go on destructive rampage


You swing at the deputy, but only succeed in hitting yourself.


> Make fun of deputy


You tease the deputy about his green uniform jacket and funny hat, calling him, 'Smokey the Bear'. It is then you notice his nametag reads, 'SMOKEY'.

The deputy is enraged and throws you into the station's jail cell. He then locks the door, and shuffles away. The cell is small and cramped, with a sink that doesn't work all that well, I'm afraid. There is a lumpy cot in one corner.

All of your items have been taken by Smokey the Deputy.